Hock’s in jail, Amor’s our friend, and we’ve Featured the bejesus out of Kiki lately.  What to post now?  StickyDrama was concerned that we’d have to go mainstream and report about all the anti-@PerezHilton sentiment that’s been building up. No-talent chair-tripping birdface whore @TilaOMG has even jumped on that bandwagon.

But fret not, dear readers!  Thanks to the one special little girl—well, a 20-year-old woman who still thinks she’s a little girl—we once again eschew mainstream topicality and rejoice in the e-trash for which we are renowned.

Oldschool Stickamers MIGHT remember Pyro Blacklight. She wasn’t popular on Stickam for anything, and we only knew her because years ago she would incessantly beg us to post stories about her.  Well three years later and she’s … still begging us to post stories about her.  Only now she’s ALSO begging us to let her move into StickyHouse.  On video.  A video that she foolishly emailed us totally out of the blue, after not hearing from her for years.  A video that you have to see to believe.  A video that should remind us all just how fucking crazy people can be.  Especially women.  For some reason we can’t keep crazy bitches off our nuts lately.

Sweet, but no.  No, no, no and no.  Sorry Pyro, we will NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER invite you into StickyHouse.  Ever.

We’ve told you this nicely, we’ve told you this firmly, and now we’re telling you rudely.  We are not Jay the fucking Gay God.  We are not your friend.  We don’t care that you were his friend.  We are not even his friend, either.  We do not know you.  We do not want to know you.  And we’re sure that all the e-celebrities you believe are your friends, also do not know you and do not want to you know.  We do not want anything to do with you.  We only want you to leave us the fuck alone.

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82 COMMENTS

  1. this is her. straight from her friend’s facebook account, no editing.
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    let me tell you from personal experience — pan is a fucking idiot. she’s a fat fucking monster bitch and i’m pretty sure she has no real friends. it’s actually quite entertaining and i wish you all could meet her. so please, continue to talk shit because i love reading what you all have to say.

  2. I never thought I would be the one to say this.. but “Stickam is over”. E-Celeb only pertains to those who have skills other than the internet.. that of which none of us really have. Stickam was a highlight for all of us at one point, and if this girl believes she was befriended by so many of the stickam celebs then thats that. But at the end of the day.. we need to just all go get fucking wasted, watch some family guy and sleep on a posteurpedic mattress. By the fucking way, why the hell is this site still in action, its gone down hill like the american dollar in canada.

  3. I told kiki kannibal i could get her 40,000 views if she modded me, i believe this makes me her friend and maybe one day in the future a life partner. I BELIEVE.

  4. ps. Pyro blacklight is fuckin ugly and i think after this post her life became complete cause she cleaned out her stickam profile and is probably dying happily somewhere lol

  5. SlamMastic I would not be surprised if @451 was secretly in love with u and faps to all ur content lol. they always answer to u no matter what post u comment on or no matter what u write about. Its really sad actually lol.

  6. ^ Dude I rarely go on this site, unlike you because only someone who sat here all day and has read through every comment would notice if I commented on more then 1 post at a time, and I posted on this and maybe 2 other mydrama posts? Whoopdeefuckingdoo. I havn’t posted any mydrama posts in awhile either.
    If you want to debate looks post your links with your own pictures pussy. Your the only idiot here debating that. Maybe if you left the house once in awhile got alittle sun in you and excercised you’d atleast look better then me and be able to post pictures yourself.

  7. slammastic you’re fat and ugly and no one likes you’re posts on mydrama. You just wanted to have something to say in every post.

  8. @11:43 am – I said so myself it didn’t mean terribly much. Just saying you’d think I’d of heard of him if he was significant. But he’s not, & I’m definitely not a newfag.
    &I went to Petey’s profile. He’s a kid that obviously thinks he’s famous & his music fucking blows. Sorry, but at least *I* KNOW I’m not some sort of e-celeb or famous. Rage more please. <3

  9. You re the morons thinking thats really her. Believe what you want. Everyone knows sticky hates when ppl beg him, so why not feed gasoline to the fire. DUH.

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