John Hock has done what no other person had been able to do:   He got his own Stickam account permanently banned.

Earlier today, as he was drinking alcohol and flirting with pyromania, Hock thought it would be cute to engage in some on-cam oral sex with a female guest.  He also appeared naked, albeit cupping his unimpressive sexual equipment with his hands.

Stickam Admins didn’t see the humor.  While there seems to be some debate as to whether the oral sex was simulated or genuine, his account was banned early this morning.  StickyDrama’s usual sources inside Stickam’s headquarters say that employees all had a good laugh at Hock’s misfortune, and they have no intention of restoring the whiny no-talent statutory rapist’s account.  Moreover, Hock’s campaign to bombard Stickam with demands to restore his account has, if anything, only further annoyed the staff and increased their resolve to keep his profile banned.

As happens with any banned account, Hock no longer appears in Stickam’s rankings.  All his previous hard work has been erased forever, as if he had never accomplished anything.

Shortly after the ban, Hock’s roommate Johnny Death came into our chatroom.  Johnny, whom no one would accuse of having an abundance of brains, pled with StickyDrama and Anthony Vanity to use our connections inside Stickam to have Hock’s account restored.  We couldn’t have replied more venomously than Anthony, although our grammar would have been a tad better:

Johnny claimed that Hock was “crying” and would soon be “homeless” without his Stickam profile, which is his bread and butter.  Hock used the account to send traffic to his “Picture Your Prize” website, a rigged contest whose winners were selected according to the favors the did in return for Hock.  “Picture Your Prize” is owned by Hock’s gay sugardaddy, Tom Zina, as StickyDrama reported in July.
Furthermore, Johnny claimed that Hock was packing his suitcases and moving back to Arizona, presumably to live with Jenna Hock, his adoptive mother.  Oh yes—did you notice that link?  Jenna Hock does indeed have a Myspace account where readers can find links Hock’s adoptive siblings, who come in a wide assortment of colors.


And our personal favorite:

By all accounts, Ms. Hock is ashamed of her son.  She said so herself in a Myspace message to the statutory rapist, written after Ownage Pranks called and convinced her that John had died–a cruel prank executed at John’s request.
CLICK TO HEAR OWNAGE PRANK HOCK’S MOM
After that call, Hock’s mom wrote this:

His mother’s above message and subsequent phonecalls (during which the self-professed “Jesus freak” is rumored to have told her son to die and burn in hell) took their toll even on a worthless emotionally under-developped slimeball like Hock.  He broke down on cam during one of his shows:
The black moments are actually Hock turning off his cam to hide his tears.  He did have the fortitude to plug “Picture Your Prize” inbetween sobs.
Whether Hock indeed will return to Arizona, or attempt to rebuild his viewership is unclear.  Despite Johnny Deaths’s claim that Hock was abandoning his dreams of online fame and fortune, Hock apparently created a new account later this afternoon, with a slightly modified URL.  As of this post, the account had 25 friends and 0 total live views.  Just for lulz, StickyDrama shall forever henceforth link only his original banned profile.
Congrats on winning our “Keep Hock Off the Air” contest, John!  Like our new banner?
http://stickam.com/johnathonhock

110 COMMENTS

  1. I’ve always kind of disliked Hock, not because he does drugs and fucks little girls but because he’s annoying as hell and goes on and on about pictureyourprize. But when I first started watching that video I felt legitimately sorry for him. That is until he had to say pictureyourprize a dozen times. What a faker, when someone is having a breakdown they usually don’t go on about something as trite as a website. Give me a fucking break.

  2. I feel really really sorry for John but I must say there is absolutely nothing funny about those adopted children.
    it is one thing to be a homophobe but to be racist?
    racism is the ultimate proof of stupidity.
    those children didnt do anything wrong.
    John did.
    but he shouldnt contemplate suicide though.
    he just needs to get it together.
    I pray to the Lord above that hate will decrease one of these days.

  3. “while reading this my dad was like ehhh lookit its an asian towel head and a nigger giving each otehr a hug lmfaooooo”
    I’m telling your dad to crawl back in his cave. What century did he fall out of? And to think people are supposed to look up to adults.

  4. I know John’s mom and she is really cool. Someone called her a holy roller. She’s not in your face about it. She is a Christian and won’t make any excuses for it but isn’t judgmental to others who aren’t. She has a good heart. She is a truly nice lady who has spent her life helping out kids and I respect her for that. It’s sad you brought her and her family into this whole mess. It’s not like she’s out there taking nakkid pics of her kid or encouraging this behavior. I have a lot of respect for Mrs. Hock and it’s really shitty that this site is screwing with her. I hope she will never see this. It’s really not fair to her.

  5. “Have some self control”, that’s what you said, right? How about John practices some self control and keeps in dick in his pants for once? This isn’t a case of a one time thing where he hooked up with a girl who’s turning eighteen in like a month. MULTIPLE girls who are blatantly underage have come forward and have admitted to engaging in some sort of sexual activity with him. I’m not saying that it doesn’t take two to have sex but the problem is that he knows how old they are and yet, he doesn’t give two shits and continues to creep on underage girls. I’m assuming he does because no girl his age would in their right minds let him touch them with a ten foot pole. He’s immature, arrogant, unintelligent, and obviously has no morals whatsoever.
    That video of him crying?-Yeah, Id be crying too if I realized that my whole life up until now consisted of begging fourteen year olds to sign up and play on a site my sugardaddy runs so I can pay my rent. I’d be crying too if I knew the only way I’d keep my “internet stardom” and shitass online show was if I continued to keep my sugardaddy happy by sucking his cock. I’d be crying too if my life resembled even a half of a half percent of John Hock’s life.
    Tarynd, if anyone is being naïve or ignorant it’s you. It would only be a matter of time before John coxed you into sending him pictures of your tits anyway.

  6. This is fucking disgusting.
    You can clearly see he is unwell.
    I truely feel sorry him, he knows he sounds like a dick for plugging pyp all the time, but he has to do it.
    Yes he does stupid shit but ffs you can see he’s messed up.
    I think he should leave the internet for a while and sort himself out and get a proper job.
    Relying on the internet for a job isnt exactly healthy =/

  7. So because these girls dress like whores, that makes it okay for dudes like John Hock to sleep with ‘em? Are you a fucking retard or what?
    It’s common sense. Stop being an impulsive faggot and do something right for yourself. Have some self control.
    no i’m not saying its alright.
    i’m saying its hard not to.
    look at most guys these days…they’re fucking underage girls
    its not like john is the only one.
    talk shit about everyone else for doing that if you’re gonna talk about john.

  8. I take it as the kid in the back is his real brother…? Because he looks like John Hock sort of.
    btw love seeing hock’s asshole on the banner. Just gets me hard. My cock would fill his lovely hole. 🙂

  9. “if you haven’t noticed, most underage girls these days are sluts. they wear almost nothing and they are always on drugs.
    its kind of hard NOT to get with an underage girl these days.”
    So because these girls dress like whores, that makes it okay for dudes like John Hock to sleep with ’em? Are you a fucking retard or what?
    It’s common sense. Stop being an impulsive faggot and do something right for yourself. Have some self control.

  10. What “Ownage” did was absolutely disgusting. He is an adult and could have told John he wasn’t going to do something so ridiculously cruel. What he did to John’s mom was a complete and severe emotional attack. It is apparent that this site is nothing more than a parasitic, bully type site that glorifies and PRMOTOES cruel abuses, human misery and pain.

  11. why do ya’ll give the poor dude so much hell? so what if he does drugs and has sex with girls a bit younger, you think no one else on this site does? you think everyone else is pure and innocent?
    ya’ll post about him so much, you want him gone so bad, yet you steadily ride his dick back and forth for months and months iv’e watched the post and this site is just a contradicting, blogging failure.

  12. I honestly think he has an internet addiction. Hey, it can happen ! He has no control
    over himself and I think he
    really needs help. Poor guy,
    he seemed so chill at first,
    but God, he’s super fucked.
    I hope the best for him though,
    and by that, I mean that I hope he turns his life around.

  13. John sees drugs and the party life as his staple. He cant use that as his foundation for a good life. I like John alot and I wouldnt want anything more than to see him in a stable life.. face it, he moves around alot and has people and things come and go in his life too much. He deserves stability.
    I wish he would use this ban from stickam and make a 360 turn around and stuff.
    I really like John and support him but getting another stickam account is only gonna push him into a deeper hole which in the end, will be even harder to get out of.
    Internet jobs like John had with stickam and pyp are easy and convenient. He should challenge himself and have a normal life.
    <3

  14. I know John’s Mom and Dad personally and they are chill as hell! His mom would do anything to help anybody out who needs it. I went to HS with john and when my parents kicked me out for awhile she’d always feed me. She really liked chicken. I have never seen anyone make it so many different ways. She always made me feel like she was happy to help me out. Like I wans’t a pain in her ass. She’s a really good mom to me and to alot of our friends. BTW John’s not adopted. js

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