What more lulzy antics can we expect from Myspace’s sexiest bad-boy, Hilton Suicide? 
For a sneak-preview, we have but to watch these disgraceful screen-recordings of John Hock. Readers submitted all these light-hearted clips, which have nothing in common besides portraying the former “King of Stickam” as a pathetic Princess among lol-cows.
See her Majesty:
– feign outrage at the suggestion she is interested in underage girls
– take a huge bong rip, and then immediately plug “Picture Your Prize”
– cry like a baby to Andy after a rogue mod kicked her Live empty
– rub up against Chris Crocker’s hard tranny cock
– eloquently describe “a certain vagina” she wants to fuck
– set her back yard on fire
– randomly pull out her testicles
Oh Adam! We certainly hope there’ll be no logo covering “Hilton’s” bawlz.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.myspace.com/hiltonsuicide
lol dumb ass
post a blog on amor & kayvon!
LOOOL.
John Rocks!!!! We love you John! Don’t worry about the haters. They are just jealous!
who the fuck is nicole armani?
rofl i fucking love john hock hes the reason i’m on stickam
i dont fucking get it
FUCK MY LIFE
This isn;t “news”. This is lame. Stop grasping for nothing just to fill space. I think sticky madly wants John and can’t have him. That’s why the weird obsession. StickyFail!
haa i think its hilarious what John does, better than TV. roflrolol
haha he talked about me twice when i kicked everyone out and then again when i called the cops on hes bon fire anas he sits here and states that it wasent me it was hes “”neighbors”” sucha liar hahaha he knows it was me i got proof!
that picture is fucking fabulous
LMFAO
i like him better when hes himself.
Wait.. who the fuck is Nicole Armani?
Wait, but Amy Whinehouse has talent, and John doesn’t. But still. lol
John is the Amy Whinehouse of Stickam.
[email protected] 5 minutes when he sounds kinda sad.
brookie, don’t feel like a tool, ok?
if anyone should feel like a tool, it should be john.
LOLOLOL
HAHA That is ME he is talking to for the first 2 minutes. HAHAHAHA ME FTW! [Used to be BmxBrookie but switched my stream name to Brookiecakes. kthx]
Wow, I feel like a tool now hahaha
Then the 3rd person he is bitching about changed his stream name to Meagan Sarah to gain a “mod” status… then kicked everyone. That was kinda funny.
he didn’t even inhale the smoke!
he is the fucking king of stickam.
Can you say loser?
First! Yay!
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