The filth that is John Hock has officially made his transcontinental move from LA to the heat of TX and now to the bitter cold of Connecticut. He is also officially on his hunt for cunt to warm his cock. John’s taste in minor girls seems to have followed him to Connecticut. John left a truly wonderful drunk dial message to the very adorable, very underage Sara.

Here is a transcript to the best of the CFL’s ability:

“Its John Hock, and i just wanted to say I really want to stick my dick in your mouth. So uh, instead of calling this number back cause its not mine, write me on myspace when you get this so I can come to stick my dick in your mouth. I’m really wasted but… I’m not gonna…bullshit you I just really wanna fuck your brains out. [om nom nom blah]”

http://www.stickam.com/xsarax / http://www.myspace.com/omg_saraaa

http://stickam.com/johnathonhock

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199 COMMENTS

  1. Please…That message was So fucking FAKE!!Leave Hock ALONE!!!We LOVE him!!No matter What lies are made up!!

  2. STFU ALLL

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  3. Uh. Isabella and Margaret ought to stop arguing with eachother. You’re both gorgeous. O.o
    Isabella’s eye brows aren’t thick at all.
    And stretch marks aren’t unusual at all. I had stretch marks for a few months and then they went away. … like the majority of women.
    So can you both please shut the fuck up?
    You’re both pretty and both of your arguments suck ass.
    Please and thank you?

  4. margaret you just fail at life.
    Your name belongs to a 90 yr old woman and the thought of your stretch marks makes me want to puke.

    Oh, and im sure your friends mom really appreicated you posing practically naked to support her breast cancer battle.

  5. Obviously you’re oblivious, i see dog faced tranny. but whatever

    and were they high end animal care magazines?.

    Did they have to photoshop those hideous marks?

    anyways

    peace.

  6. rofl. I know more than you. And who the hell are you anyway? Some randomass 15 year old who out of the blue decides to insult me when I said nothing to her first? Youre fucking dumb. And so what if I have imperfections? Since when is that a crime? I’ve been hired by many prestigous magazines for shoots for modelling and have done overseas runway shows. Obviously im not that ugly :]

  7. Isabella, youre a dumb fuck. Obviously you didnt do any research since youre stating lies. Please stop looking like such a man and fix your saggy tits. For christs sake youre only 15, they should look much better than that.

  8. Rofl, I don’t have a fat ass? Im quite skinny kthx. Nor did I ever fuck hock, or plan to. The stretchmarks that are in fact there are miniscule, and when i posted that one picture on myspace I tagged them myself. Rofl, nice job making fun of something I pointed out.

  9. I dont even know how all this shit started, but someones been posting under my name and making me out to look like this bitch who talks shit 24/7 and a deranged whore. As you can see from the comments above and on other posts. I dont even know what i did?

  10. lol thanksss.i just dont see the point in bashing you…or anyone for that matter.. when noones perfect. or the point of those stupid sarcastic smileys…trying to seem witty im assuming…yeah..not gonna happen.

  11. if by everyone you mean just you which has no impact over the internet…or are you the voice of stickam? listen lets not get hasty its two against one…or maybe two? bet those midnight snacks go right to your hips huh? only explanation for e-hating..

  12. Isabella, you look like a man. And im skinny as fuck. Come up with a new comment other than the stretchmarks one which you didnt even come up with. And please for gods sake pluck your eyebrows you look like a tranny.

  13. talk about anger displacement.. what did you not get enough attention from your mommy and daddy as a child isabella?

  14. what the fuck…honestly everyone’s misconceiving what a whore is now a days.I’m pretty sure every girl is a whore in their own way and its their right to be. its called hormones and alcohol.GET OVER IT.and as for the “fat” remarks or stretchmarks…stretchmarks are from GROWING and maybe gaining a few pounds but seriously you’re not human if you don’t gain weight. and society nowadays? has more fast food ads then gyms and the pressure from other girls and guys is hard enough to deal with without the screwed up notion that a girl has to weigh a certain weight or look a certain way. if we alll looked and weighed the same there wouldn’t be any room for individuality now would there? deal with it. I’m sure you have flaws yourself [everyone. stop bashing each other via the internet trying to act all br00tal or whatever they call it. its not attitude its IGNORANCE.

  15. being a proud connecticutian i am pretty concerned for my safety. what part is he in anyways? cause i mean there’s whores all over so he’ll eventually find one no doubt but Ive heard the stories of him corrupting innocent little girls.

  16. Agreed with Mr.X
    Sometimes I don’t see how any one of you can criticize on Hock seeing as you guys are all fucked up as well.

  17. 0.0
    Is anyone else disturbed how Tomy is treating that dog? It looks like he’s going to break her in half.

  18. Margret Why Are Such A Dirty Fucking Whore?. I Mean Come On This And Your N00d Post, Was Disgusting Get It Together.

  19. STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

    STFU ALLL

    I LOVE HOCKS P33N
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    I LOVE HOCKS P33N

  20. lmfao. when the chiwawa zoomed on screen in the second video..that made my day.

    oh, and john really ismt all that bad, theres plenty worse. js

  21. What I really find amusing is how Tomy can bash Hock. For he has violated underage girls, cammed with boys and claims it was a lie or a “mistake.” In reality I find him a bigger boob than Hock any day. At least Hock doesn’t try to use words he couldn’t define. Tomy is a low grade moron. You making your dad proud Tomy?

  22. Jerry, that was a great private. Js.
    Sorry that my whole arm got stuck in my vag and it took me 3minutes to get it out.. Thanks to my pudding lube!:D
    :3 I know it was awkward though.

  23. Oh good to know, Hock now lives in my state and only 20 minutes from me. My life is now complete (sarcasm)

  24. @Anon, I’m home sick and have nothing better to do. Either this or write an essay. I’d much rather not.

    And yeah, when someone posts a bitchy comment like the one above me, I have to clarify that it wasnt me. I’m not that mean of a person to say shit like that.

  25. See watch you’ll feed into it regardless if it’s you or not you.

    one question though, why are you sitting on here all day posting it wasn’t me?

    you really need a hobby.

  26. tomy didn’t write that I ( magaret elite ) did.
    Stop saying things I’m not saying!!!
    And I’ll be honest again. When me and john fucked he put a dog caller on me and made me bark while fucking me from behind!! But 🙁 the kids where watching it and they hit my head when it happend with a rock…that’s why I’m mentally retarded.
    But I was in a correct state on mind when I let john stick it in my pooper….but I hope y’all don’t think of me less now!:(
    Btw the childs name is going to be
    John toolshed elite scene star
    Idgaf if it’s long
    He’ll be a star!!! JUST LIKE ME
    And tomy.. You can fuck him at age 12
    So you’ll think your fucking a miror when you fuck him from the front
    <333333
    8=====3 @;

  27. STRETCH MARKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

  28. Oh I knew, but it still made me laugh. Am I not allowed to not be hurt by someone making fun of me? Bwahaha, some person I’ve never met making fun of me is nothing to cry about.

  29. ^^^^^^not me
    I do want johns cock and duhhhhh I do wanna edate tomy and suck him p33n via. Private on stickam! While I then take a juice sucker that I used for the turkey at thanksgiving and suck up some pudding then suspence it in my already huge mondstar vag whole that’s as big as the hole in my trailer is!! Damn kids throwing rocks at my trailer! I tell them I’ll suck their non matured cocks so they’ll stop because the draft from the coldness is making my nips too hard to take n00dz for! They only laughed and said they saw my n00dz on stickydrama.com and that they’re gonna keep throwing rocks untill I abort the baby in my tummy that john gave me… Need less to say I’m a whore dog face looking trailer park trash And my own parents hate me… I tried commuting suicide butbi failed at that. The rope broke.. So I guess I fail at life ;(
    John come over and tomy you too..thisll be fun 😀 we can smoke weed and sniff coke from johns acne back. Then watch me get hit by rocks untill they finally get it into my huge vag hole and for their prize tomy you can have a live show with them dancing like a moron to be eFame!!!
    O but I’ll masterbate with johns dildo while you dance and john finds more little kids in the nearby trailer too.

    K I’m done posting! Anymore isn’t from me!!
    <333333333333

  30. Tomy, the past 4 girlfriends of yours you met offline. I have never dated anyone offline. I have a boyfriend right now kthx. Oh and ill say this again, never have i wanted johns cock. I just stick up for him bc not that many other people will. And bc Im a nicer person than you.

    none of that made any since idiot.

  31. Idgaf about them nicole. But my stretch marks might fade. So I will end up looking better. All those fake tits are gonna do are sagggg. Youll be looking like a granny by age 20. You shouldnt have gone so big.

  32. Tomy, the past 4 girlfriends of yours you met offline. I have never dated anyone offline. I have a boyfriend right now kthx. Oh and ill say this again, never have i wanted johns cock. I just stick up for him bc not that many other people will. And bc Im a nicer person than you.

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  34. Owow, okay I’m done keeping this bullshit going. Although I will tell people when I did not post shit, I’m not going to fight with you anymore. Have a fun time having no life.

  35. lmao Margaret you have an old ladies name and in no way are you elite

    and hahahah @ john please do more stupid shit you are providing my entertainment

  36. Yeah so all of you don’t know John, anyways I highly doubt that was him on the voicemail. It sounds like some boy trying to sound like John. /fail

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