With an astounding 300,000 views [July 18 update: 1.3 million views] on YouTube, a melodramatic video of Jessi Slaughter and her father has launched the high-pitched 11-year-old from the ranks of quotidian statutory rape allegation to one of the most popular lol-cows of 2010—to the best of StickyDrama’s knowledge surpassed only by “Gingers Have Souls” CopperCab.

Papa Slaughter’s on-camera meltdown recalls Mama Kannibal’s lulzy meltdown back in 2007, also provoked by death threats against her daughter.

Both Papa Slaughter and Mama Kannibal would do well to consider Mama Slaughter’s sagacious advice in an earlier, less-viewed video. At 1:47 until the end of the following video she can be heard saying, “It’s time to calm down … Turn the camera off.”  THAT is the best strategy when your 11-year-old child is being cyberbullied; and the very best strategy of all is not to allow your 11-year-old child to join social networking sites or have an internet connection in his or her bedroom in the first fucking place.

It is unclear as to which comments have outraged the Slaughters, but StickyDrama suspects it involves this recent Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.

84 COMMENTS

  1. oh shut your fucking face bitch. i have no sympathy for you. you dug your own god damn grave. lay in it, skank.
    xo

  2. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im scared now?
    cyber police? dayumn thats scarry.
    you can backtace me? wahhh? what is this?
    youre smart enought the backtrace me, but youre not smart enought to keep your daughter in line?
    you just let her run around being a stupid slut?
    oh wait haha i bet youre on too 😛
    what a bunch of silly people.
    this just made my day, now i feel so smart(:
    thanks fucktards!

  3. You done goofed.
    All comments have been backtraced by the Cyber Police. Consequences will never be the same.
    Thank you for your cooperation with this matter.

  4. “Before Jessi’s Internet fame was secured with this video, she was already an unfortunate microcelebrity among Internet tween scenesters. Earlier this month, Stickydrama—apparently the Gawker of 13-year-olds with long bangs who loiter in mall food courts—dubiously linked her to the lead singer of emo band Blood on the Dance Floor, Dahvie Vanity. When Stickydrama asked Jessi for comment, she said: “gtfo dahvie and I dont exist, I’m just a fan.” Stickydrama concluded: “If Dahvie were a pedophile, why would he pick her! Other than the fact she’s a slut!””
    http://gawker.com/5589103/how-the-internet-beat-up-an-11+year+old-girl
    So Chris, do you feel good about your crusade in stopping exploitation when you call an ELEVEN year old a slut?
    Unbelievable

  5. At 11 years old I didnt know half the words she’s been using in most of her videos. When I was 11 I was pretending to be a Power Ranger not trying to sleep with bands. A computer should not be in a person that young’s room if anything its the parents irresponsibility that has caused this whole mess.

  6. Right.. she’ll probobly read this so Jessi; if these comments are having such an effect on you i’d get the fuck off the internet because it’s never going to stop. If you’re trolling well done, you’d be the best troll i’ve seen since Tessa (Harmony Flashpink).

  7. i’m glad stickydrama was on this story before anyone else because of dahvie, which isn’t even mentioned on ED or EW.

  8. I disapprove.
    Parents give the camera some lip service – bfd. Hello? If my little girl was crying, I would be comforting her, not letting her embarrass herself in front of the WHOLE WORLD. That’s the beauty of the internet, it’s EVERYWHERE and EVERYBODY is a lot meaner, bigger, and badder online.
    And I can’t believe they let an 11-year-old cuss, hang out with older people like Dahvie and go to his minor-inappropriate shows, and wear such low-cut tops. Idk, I may sound old-fashioned. And I do NOT say that just because a kid dresses revealingly they should be the target of harassment. But be realistic, this isn’t a perfect world.
    Time to get off the internet!

  9. looooove how she’s 11 AND HER BRA IS SHOWING. wtf. if that dad really cared, he would take away her computer and make her live a NORMAL life as a pre-teen.

  10. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww retard!
    haha next kiki? hahaha hell no! shes too ugly!
    how dumb can you get? lol
    thats what happens when you let your little slutty daughter get a myspace.
    you shouldve kept her locked in the basement.
    that wouldve been the best for her.
    its a shame her parents are too dumb to realized that.
    ahaha retards, i feel bad for her.
    i didnt know that anyone could get more… how should i explain this?..
    R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
    hunny youre 11.. get a life.

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