John Hock approached StickyDrama in our chatroom this past weekend with a message for our readers:   “I still have no Myspace, no Twitter, nothing.  Those are fake people.”
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The former internet celebrity, who at the height of his popularity boasted a viewership which rivaled that of Matthew Lush or Kiki Kannibal, fell into disgrace after being banned for webcasting sexually explicit and racially offensive content on Stickam and Blog TV.  In the aftermath of his ignominy, the former King of Stickam claims to have abandoned his quest for e-fame and now seeks to live a normal offline life.  “I’m really trying to change my life, and I’ve been going to church.  Got a job, moved home and am doing very well.”  He asked us to warn our readers of the fake profiles “because a lot of my friends are being tricked by these impostors.”
Several obsessed “stalkers,” to use his words, refuse to let his celebrity fade away and have been creating profiles in his name.  Hock contacted StickyDrama and asked us to make clear that he did not create those accounts, and that he no longer desires online popularity.  His only real account is this one, and he does not plan to use it to become popular again.  He does use one AIM screenname, but cautions that other people have access to it.
Although StickyDrama initially suspected that the John Hock relaying this message was in fact another fake, he verified his identity by passing the “fingers test,” or holding up a specified number of fingers live on cam.
While it might be fair to say that Hock and StickyDrama haven’t always gotten along, we decided to give him a break for once.  He’s no longer doing his stupid show, and hopefully won’t be doing this or that or this or, heavens forbid, that. Let’s see how sincere he is.
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36 COMMENTS

  1. whos this john hock?
    im new to the who stickam world.
    i think its completely absurd nd the girls wear to much make up. the flashing on there should be aloud, dont act like half of you havent ever been in the expirence, nd enjoyed it.
    what did john hock do? i dont understand how everyone hatees him

  2. JOHN IS A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG . AND I REALLY WOULDNT MISS HIM IF HE DIED TOMARROW . HES SO FUCKIN DRAMATIC ITS ANNOYING . JOHN IN CHURCH ? YEAH FUCKING RIGHT … IT WOULD BE HARD TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING TIME FROM HIS PEDOPHILE SCHEDULE TO GO TO CHURCH

  3. he doesn’t want internet fame yet his friend list is filing up incredibly fast. watch he’ll get to a certain level of friends and i’m betting he’ll be back to his douchey self

  4. ^^^ John has mastered the ability to use mind control on a mass population.
    Thats what he’s really up too.

  5. I had a dream last night about John Hock o_o
    He’s not taking over the internet anymore, he’s
    taking over our minds DDDDD::::::

  6. I seriously hope he sticks to his word this time,
    not like any of us are going to forget his rape incidents but maybe he’ll change.
    Who knows.

  7. ^like i said i don’t but this for one fucking minute. he’s to much of an internet junkie to not stay away

  8. went to his stickam and
    message: every once in a blue moon ill come on here. rofl. myspace.com/johnhockmusic (0.0)
    i thought he just said he didnt have myspace?>?LOL

  9. To the above comments:
    If you had any COMMON SENSE you would realize that Kiki and Anthony were also fooled by the “fake” John. Especially since he just announced he had no profiles like 2 days ago.

  10. how fucking fail, the asshat only had like 4 friends b4 this was posted not it’s 17. ignore the stupid pedophile fail and he’ll disappear

  11. he’s so never going to jail.
    he’s a little sneak. All the girls he “rapes” are too fucking stupid to even understand the fact that they could throw him in jail. Or they start half way and FAIIIILLLL

  12. Also… if it is a fake facebook, why does kiki kannibal & anthony vanity have him as a facebook friend?? just trying to get answers

  13. I hope he still plans on coming to my wedding. He better not be a some stupid square by then. WE ARE GETTING SHIT HOUSED DRUNK!

  14. I don’t care how much we made fun of him, the fact that he moved back home is such a great decision for himself.
    I hope Hock will stick to this and not screw up again.

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