StickyDrama was recently alerted to Cyberman, a perfect male specimen whose sex appeal is dwarfed only by his grasp of spirituality.
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Where to begin? This lovely lump of man meat is first and foremost a born-again Christian crusading against 4chan, Gaiaonline and YTMND, whose members raided his chatroom. Apparently one of these raids provoked an un-Christianlike reaction from the man of God, which was recorded. This raid led to his ominous declaration of war.
StickyDrama regrets to report that Cyberman has since had the video of his raid removed from YouTube; on the bright side we find it hard to believe that anything could possibly be more amusing than his own “demonstration of his singing abilities.”

Beyond his Stickam profile, his musings have been preserved on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Any reader with the patience to sit and read the sagacious writings of this holy man will be in for a treat. While an exhaustive analysis of Cyberman’s literature is beyond the scope of this post, we cannot resist the following highlight.
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Any reader with a copy of the raid video is urged to please send it to StickyDrama.
http://www.stickam.com/cyberman

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52 COMMENTS

  3. I can’t believe he hasn’t deleted the YouTube video yet. I downloaded a copy just in case though.

  9. I bet it’s toolshed himself
    postin to put him up like
    “omg whaaatt, oh jeez what are
    we going to do with out toolshed”

  12. Actually, that’s Matthew Lush in a couple of years. His popularity will dwindle, He won’t be able to pay the rent in L.A., and he’ll have to move to some god forsaken place like Nebraska (because it’s cheap) and live off Wendy’s fast food the rest of his life.

  15. SD.
    post a blog on why tomy’s gone off of stickam???
    all i heard is his last show was tonitee. =/

  19. What would Jesus do? Jesus would say go and eat no more as you are too heavy to float to heaven unless the sky were made of turkey gravy, you giant ass hogster.

  30. i’m an atheist. i don’t believe in god, hell, satan, heaven, fate, prayer, anything.
    just because your heads stuck up your ass in your naive little world, doesn’t mean there aren’t people like you.
    you know whats funny? it underlines satan saying it needs to be capitalized, yet it didn’t do that for god. hahahaha.

  36. wow………..funny………………….
    natttttt.
    who the fuck is this assclown?
    who cares about his singing abilities?
    religion shouldn’t be discussed on a websites like these because everyone comes from different backgrounds.
    bulllllllllllSHIT

  46. you can call it bullshit I call it truth and that was a note to cyberman not to someone else however I placed it here for a reason.
    I hate it when christians think there better than everyone else… We christians shouldn’t judge people like were better …when were not christians are told to be “like Jesus” when did Jesus diss Gays,lesbians, nonbelievers and etc?he never did therefore we should be like him and welcome them. But no idiots like “Cyberman” are why people HATE Jesus

  48. You made your bed dude now lie in it. Christians aren’t perfect people and nobody else is. We all make mistakes and we all screw up this still doesnt give you the right to judge anyone ie:4chan, Gaia online and YTMND and SD.
    Mat 7:1 ?Judge not, that you be not judged.
    Mat 7:2 For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.
    Mat 7:3 Why do you see the speck that is in your brother?s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?
    Mat 7:4 Or how can you say to your brother, ?Let me take the speck out of your eye,? when there is the log in your own eye?
    Mat 7:5 You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother?s eye.
    Firstly, we should not be hypocrites and condemn others for their faults in a way that is breaking them down. Doing so is not our place, and is failure to exercise forgiveness. We must be humble, and first recognize our own faults, often greater, and then we can offer a gentle and loving criticism intended for bringing a brother or sister back to the path that we as Christians walk together.
    better than to biting what you cant chew. Had you have taken the proper steps instead of running your mouth you wouldn’t be in the stature “Cyberman”

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