StickyDrama was recently alerted to Cyberman, a perfect male specimen whose sex appeal is dwarfed only by his grasp of spirituality.
Where to begin? This lovely lump of man meat is first and foremost a born-again Christian crusading against 4chan, Gaiaonline and YTMND, whose members raided his chatroom. Apparently one of these raids provoked an un-Christianlike reaction from the man of God, which was recorded. This raid led to his ominous declaration of war.
StickyDrama regrets to report that Cyberman has since had the video of his raid removed from YouTube; on the bright side we find it hard to believe that anything could possibly be more amusing than his own “demonstration of his singing abilities.”
Beyond his Stickam profile, his musings have been preserved on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Any reader with the patience to sit and read the sagacious writings of this holy man will be in for a treat. While an exhaustive analysis of Cyberman’s literature is beyond the scope of this post, we cannot resist the following highlight.
CLICK TO READ IN FULL RESOLUTION:
Any reader with a copy of the raid video is urged to please send it to StickyDrama.
http://www.stickam.com/cyberman
his mom must not have loved him enough…
I want his dick, if I can find it.
d00d. that guy is one sexy piece of MANBEAST
Bring me your lord. I’ll fuck him in the ass!
I bet it’s toolshed himself
postin to put him up like
“omg whaaatt, oh jeez what are
we going to do with out toolshed”
also HAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY IS SUCH A FUCKING TOOL
^^^^ holy shit, toolshed’s gone?
sticky needs to get on this.
Actually, that’s Matthew Lush in a couple of years. His popularity will dwindle, He won’t be able to pay the rent in L.A., and he’ll have to move to some god forsaken place like Nebraska (because it’s cheap) and live off Wendy’s fast food the rest of his life.
Someone should just dig a big hole and bury it alive.
Let’s bang.
SD.
post a blog on why tomy’s gone off of stickam???
all i heard is his last show was tonitee. =/
ROFLL OMGGGGGGGG
!@#$%
HIS SINGINGG
aoijhahjahajaj
haahhahahahahaahahqhaaahah
OMG
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANTHONY VANITY WITHOUT HIS MAKEUP.
i think he ate the spice girls all five of them.
What would Jesus do? Jesus would say go and eat no more as you are too heavy to float to heaven unless the sky were made of turkey gravy, you giant ass hogster.
FUCK MY FAT ROLLS JESUS!
hahahahh jeffrees comment fuck me in the ass jesus =D
Bitch what did u get for dinner a whale?
Lol… Right when he hit the first note I jumped :P.
oh my god…I totally want to write a song with him. I’ll call it ‘Fuck Me In The Ass Jesus’
I’m such a beautiful genius.
lord have mercy. and i thought I was fat.
HOLY SHIT HES HUUUUUGEEEEE.
No such thing as atheists? That made me lol. If god exists, he’s a pretty sick being.
fuck yeah. rock God fer sure. hahahahaha.