Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?  While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.
Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod cocksucker John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition to Stickam senior management’s frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.
With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?
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  1. OH AND ONE MORE THING…WHO GIVES A FU** WHO SHE IS WITH OR WHATEVER, IT’S HER LIFE AND IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, SO OBVIOUSLY THE GUY ADAM ALSO HAS A SAY IN ALL THIS, HE WASN’T FORCED TO DO ANYTHING. DANG EVERYONE SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING SMACK!

  2. OKAY TO ALL YOU HATERS OF STEVIE RYAN…SHUT THE F*** UP! YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO JUST RUN YOUR STUPID MOUTH!! IF YOU SO MUCH HATE HER THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER AND EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT ABOUT HER? YOU KNOW DEEP INSIDE YOU LOVE HER AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES, BUT FIND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO TALK SH**! AND PLEASE, IS THAT PHOTO SUPPOSED TO BE STEVIE RYAN??? THAT DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER, SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST UP A FAKE PICTURE, DO A BETTER JOB ON MAKING IT LOOK LIKE HER…LOL PLEASE! FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO! OH AND BY THE WAY, SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! I’M SURE ALL YOU PEOPLE SAYING SHE IS UGLY ARE JUST JEALOUS AND WISH YOU LOOKED A TINY BIT LIKE HER!!! HATERS!!!

  4. In all honesty, I think it’s really funny that anyone that has anything negative to say about the relationship between Stevie and Adam, has to post anonymously. I mean, are you really that afraid of what people are going to say or do to you when they know how you are?
    Get a grip on reality, people.
    No one gives a shit if you’re the top of the stickam foodchain and you’re talking shit on Paranoia.
    As for my personal opinion on their relationship…
    I think Stevie and Adam are cute, sure.
    Does Dolores(if interfering need to butt the fuck out?) HELL YES.
    She’s clearly not wanted in the picture, therefore- she should stay out of it.
    Should Adam be using Stevie for the popularity, like I saw mentioned somewhere above, well then, it’ll all come around to bite her in the ass in due time.
    But until then, leave them the hell alone. And let them be happy.

  5. o be honest, Stevie is fucking awesome and that Dolores girl seems like a leech. But I don’t PERSONALLY know her so that’s why I’m saying “seems”….she might be cool.
    Personally, I think Stevie is the better catch. WOOO, GO ADAM

  7. I think Stevie is kinda abnormally skinny.
    Its kinda sad that people would say she is fat. No wonder all these celebrities have eating disorders

  8. Dee classy?
    Right. N00dz are real classy.
    Adam finally saw the light! I heard dee cheated on Adam with SupRicky!

  9. Delores is way too classy to ever say anything on this site. thats for sure. none of these comments are her. Love you Dee! -BURT

  11. I think people who come out and say they have an eating disorder are really just looking for attention.
    People who are suicidal dont go
    HEY GUYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
    js

  13. Just because Adam wasnt in love with her anymore doesn’t make him a bad person. He is really young and so is that girl.
    Who knows what Adam was going through with her anyways? How do you know he wasn’t being treated like shit? They werent married so no big deal.
    I dont believe the Adam and Amor shit for one second. LAME.

  14. “if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it”
    why would someone make a character out of a disease that they have? it isn’t a funny situation, and anyone that would do that is obnoxious. an eating disorder isn’t something you can make light out of. its a depressing situation that has ruined tons of lives.

  17. ^^ not really, i mean some people are proud to have them but ALOT are not, having a ed is not something you go and flaunt around….

  20. Wow…
    If her thighs are considered huge then I’m an obese monster. Stevie has a little shape, but my finger is still curvier than her body. If she is anorexic its because of people like YOU saying ridiculous things like this.
    I have always enjoyed Stevie Ryans work and will continue to.
    I think It makes me like her even more to see someone’s jealous ex-girlfriend write non-sense about her.

  21. “if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it”
    People don’t just go out in the open and go “HEY, I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER” or make a character out of it because they’re ashamed.

  22. why the HELL would she make a video about her own eating disorder, if she did in fact have one?
    that’s not something you really want to advertise.

  24. …Wow, just because someone is super skinny doesn’t automatically mean they have an eating disorder.

  25. if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it
    she is real skinny tho but i think she is vegan and thats why

  27. before i forget…
    How do you know stevie has an eating disorder? Even if she did, what does that have to do with anything? She is still better looking than adams old girlfriend.
    AND PROBABLY better looking than anyone else he’ll ever get.

  28. you dont need to take nudes when you love someone. a slut is a slut is a slut.
    its not stevies fault if adam fell for her. that girl wasnt making him happy.

  29. LOL, one more time, I’m not Dolores, nor did I say Stevie’s thighs were fat, she does look anorexic, because she’s had an eating disorder, hence her teeth.
    You wanna know who I am?
    I use to be real close with Adam, I looked up to him, and he became an asshole.
    Dolores is a good friend of mine too, and to confirm, she HASN’T posted on here.
    I don’t get why you guys are hating on her, she did nothing wrong. She didn’t CHEAT on Adam like he did with her so many times.
    You guys are retarded if you think I’m Dolores, first off, she wouldn’t have gotten how many years they’ve been dating wrong, like I did, and then I talked to her and corrected myself.
    Sticky is smarter than pleasing you assholes by posting her nudes.
    Which, were not taken to get attention, but taken and sent to someone she was in love with, blame hackers for hacking his email.
    Now shut the fuck up.

  31. pathetic.
    when people have to say horrible things to justify something they probably have no clue about.
    you don’t live with Adam, Dolores, Stevie or the maker of this site so you don’t TRULY know the essence of what happens behind the camera.
    stevies teeth are decent to me & I think when she is HERSELF she is trying to be HERSELF so she doesn’t have to be “funny”.
    I’m 18 & most of you are like 37899798 do me a quick favor & quit using the high school lashouts, ok?
    thanks!

  32. if she’s so famous irl like she says she is, then why does she spend most of her time on stickam now?

  33. PS.
    its really weird that all the negative comments on here are from “anonymous” aka delwhores paranoia.
    PLEASE GIVE US THE N00DZ STICKY!! SHOW HER FOR THE WHORE SHE IS!

  34. OMG. This is way to funny.
    Who even cares?
    If i were Adams ex I would be upset to. having to compete with stevie?no thanks.
    but shes STEVIE RYAN.so who can blame him?

  35. ^^^
    Huge thighs? HAAHHAAA!!
    I LOVE that Delores is on here trying to make Stevie out to be a bitch by calling her a horse and saying she has big thighs. Real classy and mature of a 25 year old WAITRESS.
    Jealousy gets you no where. Especially when your calling a skinny ass bitch like Stevie fat. She looks anorexic for fucks sake. Look at the video, shes has the body of a 12 year old boy. Besides, shes a REAL model/actress. Not a Hooters girl (wow, big dreams). Delores is as big as a fucking house next to Adam!! Or at least in her pictures she looks like an umpa loompa.
    At least stevie is not a desperate whore who has to take noodz in order to get attention. Its sad to see something so fun and sweet develop between Stevie and Adam. But its a real shame to then watch his jealous ex TRY to bring Stevie down with name calling.
    People stop hating on little Angelina Jolie. Youre just mad that your JENNIFER MANISTON.
    bwahhaaha

  36. I am not one to judge or use their looks against them.
    But stevie ryan not only is the bigggest bitch in the whole entire fucking world.
    Shes UGLY AS HELL tooo.
    -Her teeth are way too fucking big for her own mouth
    -she looks like a horse
    -no wonder her stomach is tiny as hell, everything she eats drops down her her fucking thighs, they are HUGEEE.
    shes not funnny at all, only when shes pretending to be kiki kannibal or mathew, someone other than herself.
    bascially, shes a bitch,ugly, retarded as hell.
    and adam can do way betterrrrr.
    whatever, ill give them a few months.
    –

  37. I adore Stevie! She is NOT a homewrecker. She is just a beautiful girl that girls want to be and guys want to date. Thats not her fault.
    Its like the whole Brad Pitt leaving Jennifer Aniston to be with Angelina Jolie thing. I mean HELLO. Jolie FTW.
    Let them be happy together and adopt 20 little black children.
    TEAM RYAN!!

  40. Adam probably just stopped ‘loving’ Dolores.They’re in their 20’s, that shit happens. Anonymous should stop shit talking Stevie since it’s making her look a little pathetic.

  43. hey sticky..
    can you post something about dennish & crocker dating.
    because i find it REALLY humorous.

  45. LOL.
    I’m not Dolores, but nice try.
    I’m a close friend to both of them, and that’s it.
    ROFL, Stevie’s a bulimic hoe.
    Fucking horse teeth.

  47. of course she has veneers.. watch any of her videos on her page and you will see her long horse teeth… it’s like I try to listen to what she says but those teeth are so distracting.. she needs to shave them down a few inches.. it would look more natural

  51. mannnn this sucks i really wanted to stick my penis in stevie’s pooper, then in her vagina, then leave a beautiful mess on those eye brows of hers.
    fuckin tight ass red pants.

  53. yeah.. i want the amor story too.
    whatever this is.
    sounds interesting ^___^
    are you sure sticky knows about it though?

  54. POST AMOR THING UP.
    ALSO FUCK THIS BITCH STEVIE RYAN I FUCKING HATE HER
    SHES ALWAYS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE AND NO ONE LIKES HER WHEN SHES JUST HERSELF, NOTICE THE VIEWERS CHANGE QUITE A BIT.
    SO STEVIE RYAN YOU TRASHY FUCKING WHORE, SUCK MY DICCCCCK

  55. yeah the picture reminds me of janice dickinson rofl.
    just saaaaayin.
    anonamous should tell me the “amor situation”
    or someone else should..
    seeing as it looks like im the only one without a cluee what he/shes on about.

  56. “None of you truly know anything about the relationship between Adam and Dolores. Dolores didn’t flaunt her life all over the internet for us to see, and she was clearly with Adam way before he came to Stickam. Do you see her crying in her Live or whining in Myspace bulletins? No. So what are you judging her for? Whatever happened between them is just that, between them. They loved each other enough to try out a life together, and it didn’t work. End of story, life goes on.”
    Thank you for simplifying what I was trying to say, haha.
    Dolores is a really nice girl, and loved Adam, apparently he doesn’t like it when people love him, cause then he starts treating them like shit *COUGH*
    Anyways, Dolores did what she could.
    Adam likes making movies, and Stevie likes being in them, She can increase his popularity, and thats all he wants.

  57. To be honest, Stevie is fucking awesome and that Dolores girl seems like a leech. But I don’t PERSONALLY know her so that’s why I’m saying “seems”….she might be cool.
    Personally, I think Stevie is the better catch. WOOO, GO ADAM!

  58. whats the “amor situation” that anonomous was talking about riiight up there ^
    im behind on gossip quite obviously 🙁
    someone tell me XD

  62. None of you truly know anything about the relationship between Adam and Dolores. Dolores didn’t flaunt her life all over the internet for us to see, and she was clearly with Adam way before he came to Stickam. Do you see her crying in her Live or whining in Myspace bulletins? No. So what are you judging her for? Whatever happened between them is just that, between them. They loved each other enough to try out a life together, and it didn’t work. End of story, life goes on.

  65. Did you know Delores worked at Hooters?
    AND she has noodz? PATHETIC!
    I would go for Stevie, too.
    Classy over trashy anyday.

  67. haha yeah Adam did confirm that he does have n00dz out there.
    Also, Stevie and Adam have known eachother for a very long time. If they wanna get together, thats their business… unless tony tells all?.. youll just have to wait and see

  68. Why do I have to enter my name and URL every time I enter a comment now? Urgh. Anyway, O completely agree with “Your Mother” and want to be best friends with that person.

  70. Homewrecker? Since when were Adam and Dee married with kids? Dude, they are in their 20’s. Give em a break!
    Nothing is forever. Chemistry is chemistry and when two people have it you can’t deny it.
    People grow apart, especially when they have different interest and hobbies. Thats just relationships.
    So what if Stevie and Adam are attracted to eachother. They have things in common and obviously things weren’t meant to be in their past relationships.
    Maybe Dee shouldn’t have moved and given up her life for Adams. She should have lived her own. Thats why you should be independent. So that way when shit hits the fan you can walk away, not crawl.

  71. if i was adam and my girlfriend refused to have sex with me for at least a year, i would go looking somewhere else. also, stevie is cute.
    seriously everyone, i don’t care how long anyone has been together, sex is still important.

  74. Aw, I think they have wonderful chemistry and they seem so happy and comfortable together. People can hate them and call Stevie whatever they want, it’s because they’re jealous.
    Stevie and Adam foreverrrr.
    <3

  75. Dolores? No shit, they were in love, and she wanted to be with the one she loved. Don’t fucking blame her.

  77. It doesn’t matter if they’re cute or not, the fact of the matter is, Adam’s a cheater, and Stevie’s a homewrecker.
    and I was wrong, I apologize, they were dating for 3 years for sure, I’m not sure how long after that.

  85. “so i think we all know who that last comment is from…”
    Guarantee you that you’re wrong.
    and ROFL Jessicles, I know.
    I’ve been waiting for a post about it

  89. Stevie’s a fucking homewrecker.
    Dolores is the best for that guy, and Stevie’s a fake ass bitch.
    Fake teeth, different “Characters” I don’t think she knows who the fuck she is anymore.
    Adam cheated on Dee COUNTLESS times, lets not forget the Amor situation.
    Dolores BARELY goes on her Stickam anymore, so don’t pound on her for that.
    5 years of dating down the drain because of one ugly bitch.
    Way to go Adam.
    He gets fired if there’s alot of proof they’re dating, let’s make it happen.
    and you promised not to post those Sticky, don’t be an asshole.

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