Was that really Adam Paranoia and Stevie Ryan tearing each other’s clothes off yesterday on Streaming The Cube, or were we duped into watching a steamy late-night Cinemax skin-flick?  While there had always been an obvious attraction between Stickam’s the two, never has it been so clear that Adam is pounding his Paranoia p33n into the furthest recesses of Stevie’s taco.

Right as the show began the two were touchy-feely. First, Adam moved his hand over Stevie’s breast, supposedly to adjust her mic but her startled reaction reveals more.  As they went through their various skits, they found convenient opportunities to rub their bodies together: crotches grinded against each other as their voices took a seductive tone; Stevie, the lucky bitch, slapped Adam’s ass; during a cross-dissolve they seem to kiss; and by the end Stevie was being swung around in Adam’s arms.
Unlike Stickam’s new spamgod cocksucker John Hock, who makes hourly announcements of his latest flings and breakups, Adam and Stevie had until recently exercised some modicum of discretion. The delicacy with which the relationship was being handled is no doubt due to Adam’s awkward situation: In addition to Stickam senior management’s frowning on anything of an overtly sexual nature, it is well understood that he must have broken up with his long-time girlfriend Dolores Paranoia—who, by the way, still calls herself Dolores Paranoia and still has Adam as her top friend. Meanwhile Adam has placed Stevie as his top friend and is embracing Stevie in his own profile pic.
With Stickam’s latest power couple so brazenly flaunting their newfound romance, the only question remaining for StickyDrama is whether it’s now OK to post those naughty pics of Dolores?
http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia
http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan

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  1. OH AND ONE MORE THING…WHO GIVES A FU** WHO SHE IS WITH OR WHATEVER, IT’S HER LIFE AND IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO, SO OBVIOUSLY THE GUY ADAM ALSO HAS A SAY IN ALL THIS, HE WASN’T FORCED TO DO ANYTHING. DANG EVERYONE SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING SMACK!

  2. OKAY TO ALL YOU HATERS OF STEVIE RYAN…SHUT THE F*** UP! YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO JUST RUN YOUR STUPID MOUTH!! IF YOU SO MUCH HATE HER THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER AND EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO COMMENT ABOUT HER? YOU KNOW DEEP INSIDE YOU LOVE HER AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES, BUT FIND NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN TO TALK SH**! AND PLEASE, IS THAT PHOTO SUPPOSED TO BE STEVIE RYAN??? THAT DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HER, SO IF YOU ARE GOING TO POST UP A FAKE PICTURE, DO A BETTER JOB ON MAKING IT LOOK LIKE HER…LOL PLEASE! FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO! OH AND BY THE WAY, SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL! I’M SURE ALL YOU PEOPLE SAYING SHE IS UGLY ARE JUST JEALOUS AND WISH YOU LOOKED A TINY BIT LIKE HER!!! HATERS!!!

  3. In all honesty, I think it’s really funny that anyone that has anything negative to say about the relationship between Stevie and Adam, has to post anonymously. I mean, are you really that afraid of what people are going to say or do to you when they know how you are?
    Get a grip on reality, people.
    No one gives a shit if you’re the top of the stickam foodchain and you’re talking shit on Paranoia.
    As for my personal opinion on their relationship…
    I think Stevie and Adam are cute, sure.
    Does Dolores(if interfering need to butt the fuck out?) HELL YES.
    She’s clearly not wanted in the picture, therefore- she should stay out of it.
    Should Adam be using Stevie for the popularity, like I saw mentioned somewhere above, well then, it’ll all come around to bite her in the ass in due time.
    But until then, leave them the hell alone. And let them be happy.

  4. o be honest, Stevie is fucking awesome and that Dolores girl seems like a leech. But I don’t PERSONALLY know her so that’s why I’m saying “seems”….she might be cool.
    Personally, I think Stevie is the better catch. WOOO, GO ADAM

  5. I think Stevie is kinda abnormally skinny.
    Its kinda sad that people would say she is fat. No wonder all these celebrities have eating disorders

  6. Delores is way too classy to ever say anything on this site. thats for sure. none of these comments are her. Love you Dee! -BURT

  7. I think people who come out and say they have an eating disorder are really just looking for attention.
    People who are suicidal dont go
    HEY GUYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
    js

  8. Just because Adam wasnt in love with her anymore doesn’t make him a bad person. He is really young and so is that girl.
    Who knows what Adam was going through with her anyways? How do you know he wasn’t being treated like shit? They werent married so no big deal.
    I dont believe the Adam and Amor shit for one second. LAME.

  9. “if she had an eating disorder she would have already said it or made a character about it”
    why would someone make a character out of a disease that they have? it isn’t a funny situation, and anyone that would do that is obnoxious. an eating disorder isn’t something you can make light out of. its a depressing situation that has ruined tons of lives.

  10. ^^ not really, i mean some people are proud to have them but ALOT are not, having a ed is not something you go and flaunt around….

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