What more lulzy antics can we expect from Myspace’s sexiest bad-boy, Hilton Suicide?
For a sneak-preview, we have but to watch these disgraceful screen-recordings of John Hock. Readers submitted all these light-hearted clips, which have nothing in common besides portraying the former “King of Stickam” as a pathetic Princess among lol-cows.
See her Majesty:
– feign outrage at the suggestion she is interested in underage girls
– take a huge bong rip, and then immediately plug “Picture Your Prize”
– cry like a baby to Andy after a rogue mod kicked her Live empty
– rub up against Chris Crocker’s hard tranny cock
– eloquently describe “a certain vagina” she wants to fuck
– set her back yard on fire
– randomly pull out her testicles
Oh Adam! We certainly hope there’ll be no logo covering “Hilton’s” bawlz.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.myspace.com/hiltonsuicide
https://stickydrama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hockrape.mov
because she wasn’t 14…
oh wait
her faux outrage is hilarious.
LOL this is the best
i wish he would have poured the gas on himself and we could have watched his face melt off.
:}
I think Nicole Armani is pretty and has a heart of gold,shes hella funny too. I feel sorry for her, no wonder she wont go see him lol
I just lol’d cuz I ended up on Hilton’s top…Lol.
There I go again.
I Love John Hock! He is so funny!
Can someone hax his account and delete all his friends plox. That will get that faggot crying again.
Anon from 11:18 pm.
YOU ARE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/
“4chon?” Fail.
GTFO INTERNETZ.
//CRUISE CONTROL.
RULE 1 AND 2 FGT. you are the cancer.
also it’s CHAN not CHON
What a shitty bong dude, I’d rather smoke out of a fucking can.
Why is this funny? Go to 4chon if you find this funny you fucking underage b& faggots.
BEFORE AMOR CHANGED HER NAME FROM NICOLE FRIEND TO AMOR HILTON, LOST 200 POUNDS, AND GOT HER NOSE JOB:
http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00768/05/20/768540250_l.jpg
Amor is a cheap tramp who thinks she’s so glam. lolololololol
amor flew to new york to see him. i believe she’s still there now
Agreed with above. It’s sad when sticky has nothing to write about so he posts this stupid stuff about John. Who cares. + Amor is a hooooooker. John is way better without her nasty trap. ewwww!
This is stupid.
What happened with Kayvon & Amor? I thought they hated each other long before she dated John?
LOL @ the “amor and kayvon” thing
she gets around.
she was also with Tiny Vessels, aka Rory
You haters just make John more popular, especially stickydrama lol props to you all you haters
Who cares. Is life’s been down the drain.
Ohai, I’m John Hock and I get pay for being a faggot on cam.
the anonymous waaaay up there has got sticky figured out i recon.
😀
shit if i bang my girl friend imma be going down the path john took. cept for one diffrence i meet girls IRL, not off the Intranet….. >.> <.< 😀
What a laugh, oh my god
He sounds like satan at the end
‘Am I the only one that thinks Hilton Suicide looks just like Adam Paranoia’
😐
DUMBEST THING EVER.
Omg, He’s so not worth wasting 9mins+ on. John Hock spends the majority of his time on cam telling other people what they should do.
“Join this, Join that, suck my cock”.
It’s a worthless show that amounts to nothing.
scam.
-Airreall
omg the end of that clip was so sexy. i fucking love john hock he is so beautiful. <3 i wish he would marry me.
why is he still physically attractive?
🙁
and i love the laugh at the end.
hahahaha, nahh, I don’t see the resemblance 🙂
^^^^
dumbass
Am I the only one that thinks Hilton Suicide looks just like Adam Paranoia
http://www.stickam.com/nicolearmani
…js.
I Hate Myself. 😐
Oh god, something about that bong toke, I dont get it. I fcking laugh everytime HAHAHAH
that laugh at the end… lmao
LOL @ JOHN! He’s so funny! Live your life to the fullest!
What happened with Amor and Keyvon????
AliiiLove. You’re an idiot – An Hero now.
im so jealous of john hock. i want to have sex with underage girls too, just like him. and i want to get on cam and make a complete ass out of myself just like him. john hock is my idol.
HE IS CRAZY.
lol dumb ass
post a blog on amor & kayvon!
LOOOL.
John Rocks!!!! We love you John! Don’t worry about the haters. They are just jealous!
who the fuck is nicole armani?
rofl i fucking love john hock hes the reason i’m on stickam
i dont fucking get it
FUCK MY LIFE
This isn;t “news”. This is lame. Stop grasping for nothing just to fill space. I think sticky madly wants John and can’t have him. That’s why the weird obsession. StickyFail!
haa i think its hilarious what John does, better than TV. roflrolol
haha he talked about me twice when i kicked everyone out and then again when i called the cops on hes bon fire anas he sits here and states that it wasent me it was hes “”neighbors”” sucha liar hahaha he knows it was me i got proof!
that picture is fucking fabulous
LMFAO
i like him better when hes himself.
Wait.. who the fuck is Nicole Armani?
Wait, but Amy Whinehouse has talent, and John doesn’t. But still. lol
John is the Amy Whinehouse of Stickam.
Lol@like 5 minutes when he sounds kinda sad.
brookie, don’t feel like a tool, ok?
if anyone should feel like a tool, it should be john.
LOLOLOL
HAHA That is ME he is talking to for the first 2 minutes. HAHAHAHA ME FTW! [Used to be BmxBrookie but switched my stream name to Brookiecakes. kthx]
Wow, I feel like a tool now hahaha
Then the 3rd person he is bitching about changed his stream name to Meagan Sarah to gain a “mod” status… then kicked everyone. That was kinda funny.
he didn’t even inhale the smoke!
he is the fucking king of stickam.
Can you say loser?
First! Yay!
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