What more lulzy antics can we expect from Myspace’s sexiest bad-boy, Hilton Suicide?
For a sneak-preview, we have but to watch these disgraceful screen-recordings of John Hock. Readers submitted all these light-hearted clips, which have nothing in common besides portraying the former “King of Stickam” as a pathetic Princess among lol-cows.

See her Majesty:
– feign outrage at the suggestion she is interested in underage girls
– take a huge bong rip, and then immediately plug “Picture Your Prize”
– cry like a baby to Andy after a rogue mod kicked her Live empty
– rub up against Chris Crocker’s hard tranny cock
– eloquently describe “a certain vagina” she wants to fuck
– set her back yard on fire
– randomly pull out her testicles
Oh Adam! We certainly hope there’ll be no logo covering “Hilton’s” bawlz.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.myspace.com/hiltonsuicide

65 COMMENTS

  1. I think Nicole Armani is pretty and has a heart of gold,shes hella funny too. I feel sorry for her, no wonder she wont go see him lol

  2. Anon from 11:18 pm.
    YOU ARE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/
    “4chon?” Fail.
    GTFO INTERNETZ.
    //CRUISE CONTROL.

  3. Agreed with above. It’s sad when sticky has nothing to write about so he posts this stupid stuff about John. Who cares. + Amor is a hooooooker. John is way better without her nasty trap. ewwww!

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