What more lulzy antics can we expect from Myspace’s sexiest bad-boy, Hilton Suicide? 
For a sneak-preview, we have but to watch these disgraceful screen-recordings of John Hock. Readers submitted all these light-hearted clips, which have nothing in common besides portraying the former “King of Stickam” as a pathetic Princess among lol-cows.
See her Majesty:
– feign outrage at the suggestion she is interested in underage girls
– take a huge bong rip, and then immediately plug “Picture Your Prize”
– cry like a baby to Andy after a rogue mod kicked her Live empty
– rub up against Chris Crocker’s hard tranny cock
– eloquently describe “a certain vagina” she wants to fuck
– set her back yard on fire
– randomly pull out her testicles
Oh Adam! We certainly hope there’ll be no logo covering “Hilton’s” bawlz.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.myspace.com/hiltonsuicide
https://secureservercdn.net/198.71.233.235/z9i.92d.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hockrape.mov
because she wasn’t 14…
oh wait
her faux outrage is hilarious.
LOL this is the best
i wish he would have poured the gas on himself and we could have watched his face melt off.
:}
I think Nicole Armani is pretty and has a heart of gold,shes hella funny too. I feel sorry for her, no wonder she wont go see him lol
I just lol’d cuz I ended up on Hilton’s top…Lol.
There I go again.
I Love John Hock! He is so funny!
Can someone hax his account and delete all his friends plox. That will get that faggot crying again.
Anon from 11:18 pm.
YOU ARE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /B/
“4chon?” Fail.
GTFO INTERNETZ.
//CRUISE CONTROL.
RULE 1 AND 2 FGT. you are the cancer.
also it’s CHAN not CHON
What a shitty bong dude, I’d rather smoke out of a fucking can.
Why is this funny? Go to 4chon if you find this funny you fucking underage b& faggots.
BEFORE AMOR CHANGED HER NAME FROM NICOLE FRIEND TO AMOR HILTON, LOST 200 POUNDS, AND GOT HER NOSE JOB:
http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00768/05/20/768540250_l.jpg
Amor is a cheap tramp who thinks she’s so glam. lolololololol
amor flew to new york to see him. i believe she’s still there now
Agreed with above. It’s sad when sticky has nothing to write about so he posts this stupid stuff about John. Who cares. + Amor is a hooooooker. John is way better without her nasty trap. ewwww!
This is stupid.