Darren Shuman, a friend of Nick of Radiation Year, was crashing over at StickyHouse for a few days.  For a little while, Amor Hilton badly wanted him to rummage around her vag.

But then the fancy took him to remove his half-inch labret piercing and show us a hole that nobody would touch.  Not even Amor.  Still, we had the fortitude to whip out our handy dandy videophone and recorded what we consider to be quite possibly the grossest video ever posted here.  Yeah, grosser than that girl who let her dog eat her pussy, grosser than the bitch with one arm fucking her boyfriend, even grosser than that video of some fat faggot breaking a glass bottle up his ass.
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Most labret piercings are much smaller than a half-inch, mostly because labret’s don’t stretch.  In order to fit a whopping half-inch gauge into his labret, Darren made the wise decision to have that section of his face cut out with a scalpel.
Ah, youth.
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  2. labrets will actually stretch. it just takes time. the way that darren did it is the proper way to achieve a spaced labret. most modification artists are entirely capable of reversing any procedure with minimal scarring. darren is a good friend of mine, and a phenomenal piercer. his labret is well maintained, I should know, after all, im the one that cut it for him
    oh, and to the retard that said piercers don’t make money. you don’t know what your talking about, shitty piercers don’t make money. professionals do.

  3. Skye you want Darren, admit it! Second off Darren’s my best friend, and he’s an award winning piercer and makes a fuck ton of money doing it.

  5. i wonder how much jizz the matress amor fucks on has… poor sticky house probably reeks of cigs, bad breath and clownwhore pussy

  8. he’s a babe, and i’m not grossed out at all by that empty labret hole. he and his ears are sexy as shit.

  10. @Anon 11:53
    Professional piercer doesn’t really count as a career dude.
    Managers at fast food joints make more than most piercers.

  12. @spaz
    No, I’m getting a hard-on because of your sad excuse of replying with anything intelligent.
    You fail at life and intelligence, sir/madam.

  13. “I counted 4 toothbrushes in a pot, and one on the counter, so that’s 5 refugees plus Amor = 6.”
    HAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

  15. he’s actually a professional piercer. not some toolbag with no future. I’ve actually had alot of work done by him. he’s very good, and very clean actually.

  16. @spaz
    No, that doesn’t count as a win for you. You’ve also just made yourself look like more of a retard.
    You don’t know what BME is, yet you commented ‘Oh yeah, the BME which gave us the video of a guy cutting off his cock and balls.’ which means you either have an idea of what BME is, or you talk shit about things that you have no idea of and claim to know what they are. So, you fail.
    I say that counts as an EPIC FUCKING FAIL for you.

  17. I don’t know what the fuck BME is and I didn’t know that video was fake.
    I still say that counts as a win for me.

  21. @spaz,
    A) The video was fake. The guy who filmed it used a fake dick and balls and even showed it at the end of the original video, but it was edited out.
    B) BME didn’t make the video. Whoever put it on the internet called it the BME pain olympics because people would actually think it was real. The fact that you thought it was real proves how much of a moron you are. The video has never even been hosted on BME, so you are indeed retarded.
    Fucking stupid closed minded dumb ass.

  25. ive seen a boy with a bigger, clear labret, it was hilarious, you could see his bottom and top teeth xD

  27. ^ I had that idea for a while, but then I realized these fucktards are never going to earn enough money to pay for that shit.

  28. The tattoo removal and plastic surgery to repair ridiculous piercings and tats that are out of style are gonna be big $$$ in the next few years.
    INVEST NAO.

  30. that boy looks diiirrtttyyy ugh. sick. shower. and sew up your hole. while your at it. sew up amors too.

  34. He is a carrier of hpv js. He’s disgusting and his toes are green. Not lying. I know him irl and he’s a piece of shit. He’s not hott. He helped nick rob some bitches house. He’s a great asset to society… Not.

  36. Oh yeah, the BME which gave us the video of a guy cutting off his cock and balls.
    As long as it’s not as bad as that…
    fucking stupid kids.

  37. Anon at 7:58 said it all. All you guys saying this is gross more than likely have a stomach as delicate as paper. If you think this is gross, I dare you to take a look at BME.

  40. See now, He’s really fucking attractive. however that hole in his face, isn’t so attractive. but whatever. I’d still fuck him. yeah. I want him

  41. mygif
    Anonymous said, March 6th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    Lol. His labret is tiny compared to a lot of people on BME.
    Sticky, you can stretch a labret piercing without having to get it scalpelled. Nearly everything on the human body is stretchable.
    And for fuck sake, plugs aren’t called ‘gauges’. A gauge is the unit of measurement. Not the jewelry or piercing.
    you are all win.

  48. that’s fucking disgusting and his sagging ear flaps grossed me out too. also the fat bitch all up in everyone’s grill grossed me out.
    and also just imagining the tangy cheese stench of amor always grosses me out.

  52. Yeah, the labret is fucking gnarly, but I don’t see why people are raging on him for it, or for his tattoos. He’s living his life the way he actually wants to, whether it was influenced by a fashion trend or not.
    Hell, I plan on having my piercings and tattoos for the rest of my life and never regretting it.
    With the way the economy is, it doesn’t matter if he had tattoos or not; he wouldn’t get hired anyway. Why hire someone that’s 20~ and has little experience instead of someone who is 30-40 and has a fuckload of experience, and will work for the same price?
    ggfails.

  53. Lol. His labret is tiny compared to a lot of people on BME.
    Sticky, you can stretch a labret piercing without having to get it scalpelled. Nearly everything on the human body is stretchable.
    And for fuck sake, plugs aren’t called ‘gauges’. A gauge is the unit of measurement. Not the jewelry or piercing.

  54. he’s hot but that hole…it’s kinda gross. I think getting the skin cut is so stupid, you can go back from that. normal piercings you just take out and that’s that. but a huge hole? fuck that. it’s forever.

  58. To “whatever”.
    WELL FUCKING STATED! Hahahaha. 🙂
    Kid is a loser who’s trying too hard obviously.

  61. I bet he’ll be glad you had all that shit done to his face and ears….when he’s 30 or 40. Or if he ever has kids someday, or ever wants to get a real job. Oh and all those tattoos… Go join a tribe or something. Growing up is going to suck for him. Everything that, that kids done to his body can’t be erased. So when he outgrows his “fashion statement” then what?

  62. Sticky’s house has turned into something like Somalian refugee camp, only with poorer people who have less hygiene.
    Getting a hole cut in your face (and face/neck/hand tattoos) is basically just saying “LOL I NEVER INTEND TO HAVE A PROPER JOB”.

  69. holy fucking shit! thats nasty! i have snakebites and angelbites and i could never do that! gross! and my ears aren’t even that big! yuck.

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