Hock’s in jail, Amor’s our friend, and we’ve Featured the bejesus out of Kiki lately.  What to post now?  StickyDrama was concerned that we’d have to go mainstream and report about all the anti-@PerezHilton sentiment that’s been building up. No-talent chair-tripping birdface whore @TilaOMG has even jumped on that bandwagon.

But fret not, dear readers!  Thanks to the one special little girl—well, a 20-year-old woman who still thinks she’s a little girl—we once again eschew mainstream topicality and rejoice in the e-trash for which we are renowned.

Oldschool Stickamers MIGHT remember Pyro Blacklight. She wasn’t popular on Stickam for anything, and we only knew her because years ago she would incessantly beg us to post stories about her.  Well three years later and she’s … still begging us to post stories about her.  Only now she’s ALSO begging us to let her move into StickyHouse.  On video.  A video that she foolishly emailed us totally out of the blue, after not hearing from her for years.  A video that you have to see to believe.  A video that should remind us all just how fucking crazy people can be.  Especially women.  For some reason we can’t keep crazy bitches off our nuts lately.

Sweet, but no.  No, no, no and no.  Sorry Pyro, we will NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER invite you into StickyHouse.  Ever.

We’ve told you this nicely, we’ve told you this firmly, and now we’re telling you rudely.  We are not Jay the fucking Gay God.  We are not your friend.  We don’t care that you were his friend.  We are not even his friend, either.  We do not know you.  We do not want to know you.  And we’re sure that all the e-celebrities you believe are your friends, also do not know you and do not want to you know.  We do not want anything to do with you.  We only want you to leave us the fuck alone.

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  3. This is what I imagine Peter Polymer Nose repeats to himself in the mirror before bed nightly. –
    “I have no room to talk. As I got a nosejob that shaved YEARS (and a respective inch) off my hooknosed jew face. I also don two sticks of butter of which I refer to as my teeth. Here’s the kicker. My head wasn’t always this skinny. Took 2 elevator doors and a malfunction to get it looking this phallic!”
    <3 You know you love me bitches <3

  4. To the person that said the vid was a hoax? Nice try, you must be the icky chick that got rejected…HARD. Glad you are posting here at least, so I can advise you to STOP WEARING YELLOW FUCKING EYESHADOW…Nobody should EVER wear it. Ever.

  6. @6:35 you dont you just talk shit about someone you have never met, why dont you state your name than anonymous.

  9. She is getting death threats, people hassling her, yeah thats what people want. She just wanted to get more well known so her CD sales would rise when she releases her album.

  14. this is her. straight from her friend’s facebook account, no editing.
    ———————————————
    let me tell you from personal experience — pan is a fucking idiot. she’s a fat fucking monster bitch and i’m pretty sure she has no real friends. it’s actually quite entertaining and i wish you all could meet her. so please, continue to talk shit because i love reading what you all have to say.

  15. uhhhhh, who wants to be on stickydrama! this is like getting posted on peoples magazines: special ed edition!

  18. I never thought I would be the one to say this.. but “Stickam is over”. E-Celeb only pertains to those who have skills other than the internet.. that of which none of us really have. Stickam was a highlight for all of us at one point, and if this girl believes she was befriended by so many of the stickam celebs then thats that. But at the end of the day.. we need to just all go get fucking wasted, watch some family guy and sleep on a posteurpedic mattress. By the fucking way, why the hell is this site still in action, its gone down hill like the american dollar in canada.

  19. @Anon: June 19, 2010, 2:03 am
    A goat? I’m thinking about it, and goat is the only thing coming to me.

  21. I told kiki kannibal i could get her 40,000 views if she modded me, i believe this makes me her friend and maybe one day in the future a life partner. I BELIEVE.

  24. ps. Pyro blacklight is fuckin ugly and i think after this post her life became complete cause she cleaned out her stickam profile and is probably dying happily somewhere lol

  25. SlamMastic I would not be surprised if @451 was secretly in love with u and faps to all ur content lol. they always answer to u no matter what post u comment on or no matter what u write about. Its really sad actually lol.

  26. ^ Dude I rarely go on this site, unlike you because only someone who sat here all day and has read through every comment would notice if I commented on more then 1 post at a time, and I posted on this and maybe 2 other mydrama posts? Whoopdeefuckingdoo. I havn’t posted any mydrama posts in awhile either.
    If you want to debate looks post your links with your own pictures pussy. Your the only idiot here debating that. Maybe if you left the house once in awhile got alittle sun in you and excercised you’d atleast look better then me and be able to post pictures yourself.

  27. slammastic you’re fat and ugly and no one likes you’re posts on mydrama. You just wanted to have something to say in every post.

  31. @11:43 am – I said so myself it didn’t mean terribly much. Just saying you’d think I’d of heard of him if he was significant. But he’s not, & I’m definitely not a newfag.
    &I went to Petey’s profile. He’s a kid that obviously thinks he’s famous & his music fucking blows. Sorry, but at least *I* KNOW I’m not some sort of e-celeb or famous. Rage more please. <3

  34. You re the morons thinking thats really her. Believe what you want. Everyone knows sticky hates when ppl beg him, so why not feed gasoline to the fire. DUH.

  35. LOL LOL hailya, who the fuck are you?! you’re just a newfag on stickam, and 14th most subscribed on stickam ?! LOL lol IT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH AND STOP TALKING ABOUT PETEY !
    kthanks
    burn in hell nutjob fucking bitch!

  37. Shut the fuck up petey. You re a big nose faggot with nothing better to do than sucking dick for drugs, and pretending you know jeffree star. Shutup

  38. Never heard of you on stickam Peteyplastic. &I’m 14th most subscribed. (which, yeah, doesn’t mean terribly much. Just saying I’ve obviously been a part of the site enough.) I would think I would of heard of you. But, eh. Maybe I just need to see a face.
    Just saying.
    &She knows shes not an e-celeb.

  40. 1. This girl is not an e celeb
    2. This girl was never friends with most of the E-celebs
    3. Begging sticky to put something on here only makes him more pissed.
    Im not a so called “e-celeb” but I befriended many and am known on stickam and I have never seen or befriended her.

  41. She knows so much about StickyDrama yet doesn’t know the requirements to live at StickyHouse that this girl OBVIOUSLY doesn’t have?
    Also, I don’t believe this “this is what I wanted him to do” thing. Bullshit. That’s her defense to try to not seem like a complete moron that he posted this. Even if she did wanted him to post this, she’s still an idiot. You’re gonna get 15 seconds of internet attention, not even fame, and everyone will forget who you are very shortly…or at most, remember you as just another stupid attention whore.
    If you want attention so bad, go out and work for it in a positive way, not by being a haggard begger.

  43. If she’s begging you to post shit about her…why do it? This post doesn’t seem ‘cruel’ at all either. Now you’ve just informed a lot more people of who she is.

  44. @2:34 am It’s not conceited for someone to say they get a lot of compliments on their piercings. If they complimented THEMSELVES a lot, then it would be.
    Jesus Christ people are stupid.

  45. Its a place to live without paying rent, bills, or drugs. Isn’t that why everyone lives there anyways?

  46. My only question why would you want to move into the “stickhouse” anyways.
    Yeah, it’d be pretty cool to live there especially rent free, but nothing is going on there.
    At least for right now, it seems super boring unless you’re coked up on xanax with Amor.

  53. i like the way her voice sounds. you can, tell me smokes. but its that nice smoking voice… XD weird explanation.

  55. she said saying amor’s name would be a waste of breath, but she keeps going on and on and on and on and on about her on stickam.
    no offense, i dont mean any harm, this was actually a pretty good idea to make a video like this haha.
    kudos to you!

  56. she reminds me of an animal but i don’t know which one…
    not trying to be mean, but someone help? ):

  57. It might be smart to Amor, but that’s because she wants fame & doesn’t care if she screws with peoples perspectives. Which is purely selfish & that makes her look unattractive. She won’t get far. &Even if she did get more famous, she’d be the next Britney Spears, except Britney’s WAY more fucking talented.

  58. Amor was the smart one by lieing and keep denying about people telling her shes a fake and everything about john hock and shit wasnt true. But you flat out said that you were acting so now its just like.. “what the fuck?”. you shouldn’t have told people you were acting.

  59. K, after talking with her. She really isn’t that bad. Not perfect, but not one is. She’s admitting her intentions & that’s far more than what Amor Hilton & fake people like that can do who make up EXCUSES like most of the people about that hang at stickyhouse. ((IE: Amor Hilton with porn. C’mon girl. Don’t fucking lie. You weren’t tricked into it. IF what you said is true on your tumblr, you simply made the stupid mistake NOT to read the contract throughly and/or grasp what it meant.))
    She gets now that she got rejected not to hang out there, but personally, I don’t think that place would suite her. It’s too ridicously fake & snide over there. &For what? They’re SLIGHTLY known to the world? W/e.

  60. “Tonight, I’m going to Feature my cruelest post in … a long, long time. Muahahahaha!!!”
    this is it? really? i was actually a little excited.

  62. i hope she reads this on her stickam,
    what she did by making this video was KIND OF smart, you know, by getting her name out because now there is people in her stickam agreeing with what she says and trying to get her.. “music” and “acting” out.
    but this is all going to be over soon, shes going to get her 15 minutes of fame, then no one is going to ever hear of her again.
    But, if your trying to tell people you know all these e-celebs and how this was all just ACTING ..yeah okay. but dont go all telling people oh AMOR HILTON DOESNT DESERVE ANY OF THIS SHIT. because she was the SMART one who actualy didnt tell people that she was “acting” to get famous. When you do this shit everyone is like “okay, what the fuck” ya know? also, amor hilton actually gets people’s attention by being who she is, or who she claims to be. By you pulling this “oh you went right into my trap” no one is gonna make you fucking famous. and with your beaver face and really weard looking chin, hunny, your not going to be e-famous even if you pull an amor hilton or this stunt.
    love,
    anonymous. (because “its just the internet”)

  67. First off its my necklace. I made a replica of it made from lucite. Sold it for cheaper to try to get Kiki out of business. I went on warped tour and sold all of them and gave away the money.

  71. She actually states “That she was glad Chris posted her video, it was exactly what she wanted him to do ‘thanks’.”
    She looks like a fucking plucked big bird, she’s grotesque and no one is viewing her, I’m confused what else she is mixed with maybe some kind of Chihuahua? She also types over dramatically she slams on her keyboard, listens to shitty music and thinks she’s a bad ass, all lulzy.

  75. lmfaoooo omgggggggg. shes pathetic.
    and ew. she needs to fix her eyebrows and her teeth badlyyyy. ohhh and she reallllly needs to do something with that hair. GROSS.

  76. Why do people think that being friends with people means something towards them? She just sounds desprate to hang out with a crowd. &I haven’t even fucking heard of her before.
    If you get to hang out with people, you do. If you dont, you dont’. Sometimes people just DONT wanna talk or hang out with you. Doesn’t mean particularly all the time somethigns wrong with you, it just means its not happening. Period.

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