John Hock has done what no other person had been able to do:   He got his own Stickam account permanently banned.

Earlier today, as he was drinking alcohol and flirting with pyromania, Hock thought it would be cute to engage in some on-cam oral sex with a female guest.  He also appeared naked, albeit cupping his unimpressive sexual equipment with his hands.

Stickam Admins didn’t see the humor.  While there seems to be some debate as to whether the oral sex was simulated or genuine, his account was banned early this morning.  StickyDrama’s usual sources inside Stickam’s headquarters say that employees all had a good laugh at Hock’s misfortune, and they have no intention of restoring the whiny no-talent statutory rapist’s account.  Moreover, Hock’s campaign to bombard Stickam with demands to restore his account has, if anything, only further annoyed the staff and increased their resolve to keep his profile banned.

As happens with any banned account, Hock no longer appears in Stickam’s rankings.  All his previous hard work has been erased forever, as if he had never accomplished anything.

Shortly after the ban, Hock’s roommate Johnny Death came into our chatroom.  Johnny, whom no one would accuse of having an abundance of brains, pled with StickyDrama and Anthony Vanity to use our connections inside Stickam to have Hock’s account restored.  We couldn’t have replied more venomously than Anthony, although our grammar would have been a tad better:

Johnny claimed that Hock was “crying” and would soon be “homeless” without his Stickam profile, which is his bread and butter.  Hock used the account to send traffic to his “Picture Your Prize” website, a rigged contest whose winners were selected according to the favors the did in return for Hock.  “Picture Your Prize” is owned by Hock’s gay sugardaddy, Tom Zina, as StickyDrama reported in July.
Furthermore, Johnny claimed that Hock was packing his suitcases and moving back to Arizona, presumably to live with Jenna Hock, his adoptive mother.  Oh yes—did you notice that link?  Jenna Hock does indeed have a Myspace account where readers can find links Hock’s adoptive siblings, who come in a wide assortment of colors.


And our personal favorite:

By all accounts, Ms. Hock is ashamed of her son.  She said so herself in a Myspace message to the statutory rapist, written after Ownage Pranks called and convinced her that John had died–a cruel prank executed at John’s request.
CLICK TO HEAR OWNAGE PRANK HOCK’S MOM
After that call, Hock’s mom wrote this:

His mother’s above message and subsequent phonecalls (during which the self-professed “Jesus freak” is rumored to have told her son to die and burn in hell) took their toll even on a worthless emotionally under-developped slimeball like Hock.  He broke down on cam during one of his shows:
The black moments are actually Hock turning off his cam to hide his tears.  He did have the fortitude to plug “Picture Your Prize” inbetween sobs.
Whether Hock indeed will return to Arizona, or attempt to rebuild his viewership is unclear.  Despite Johnny Deaths’s claim that Hock was abandoning his dreams of online fame and fortune, Hock apparently created a new account later this afternoon, with a slightly modified URL.  As of this post, the account had 25 friends and 0 total live views.  Just for lulz, StickyDrama shall forever henceforth link only his original banned profile.
Congrats on winning our “Keep Hock Off the Air” contest, John!  Like our new banner?
http://stickam.com/johnathonhock

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110 COMMENTS

  2. “Have some self control”, that’s what you said, right? How about John practices some self control and keeps in dick in his pants for once? This isn’t a case of a one time thing where he hooked up with a girl who’s turning eighteen in like a month. MULTIPLE girls who are blatantly underage have come forward and have admitted to engaging in some sort of sexual activity with him. I’m not saying that it doesn’t take two to have sex but the problem is that he knows how old they are and yet, he doesn’t give two shits and continues to creep on underage girls. I’m assuming he does because no girl his age would in their right minds let him touch them with a ten foot pole. He’s immature, arrogant, unintelligent, and obviously has no morals whatsoever.
    That video of him crying?-Yeah, Id be crying too if I realized that my whole life up until now consisted of begging fourteen year olds to sign up and play on a site my sugardaddy runs so I can pay my rent. I’d be crying too if I knew the only way I’d keep my “internet stardom” and shitass online show was if I continued to keep my sugardaddy happy by sucking his cock. I’d be crying too if my life resembled even a half of a half percent of John Hock’s life.
    Tarynd, if anyone is being naïve or ignorant it’s you. It would only be a matter of time before John coxed you into sending him pictures of your tits anyway.
    THIS COMMENT FTW.

  5. His mom didn’t say anything wrong in the letter. She didn’t say he was doomed to hell or that God didn’t love him. She simply said to get right with God. That’s it. She never said he had to be a Jesus freak, just get right with God. I think many of us could learn a valuable lesson from that letter, including me.

  6. the one thing you dont fuck up is your family. they come first before anything not some fucking “job” on the internet. no respect for his mother…why should he deserve to have another account?

  7. SHUT THE FUCK UP HATERS john was just livein life and havein fun that job was the best thing that could happen to someone 25 a hour 300 a day 1000 a week thats good money yeah it may just be the webb but thats money you could live off on honestly i would get up there and say a web site every 5mines for that much money it so wrong of his mom to tell him that just because hes not a jesus freak doesnt mean god hates him god love all of us and will forgive if the mom would of known that she would of told him to pray everyday and things would be okay that post pissed me off how could you put something so personal up that fucked up in so manny ways hey fuck you and yr web site

  8. poor john
    okay, sometimes he’s an asshole, but everybody make mistakes. why can’t we give him a second chance?
    it’s really sad from you to laugh another person’s tragedies
    very sad.
    at least, he regrets doing those things

  12. Poor John needs to stop hurting the people that love him. It takes a real inconsiderate asshole to prank your mother into thinking you’re dead. I’m sure John realizes that it was a really dumb idea and regrets doing that BUT he needs to also realize that being trashed on the net and making a complete joke out of yourself is NOT sexy and it won’t get you anywhere but ON THIS WEBSITE!

  13. well if he wasnt such a douchebag id almost feel sorry for him, but watching him cry only makes me laugh. if he werent such a petulant man-child hed realize how much of a pussy he is and that he needs to grow the fuck up and get a real job and act like a human. but in true hock fashion, begging and crying and looking for the next easy way out is all he can do.

  14. I do feel bad for him. But you know, maybe he will realize what he has done. If not, I pray for the lost soul.

  16. I’ve always kind of disliked Hock, not because he does drugs and fucks little girls but because he’s annoying as hell and goes on and on about pictureyourprize. But when I first started watching that video I felt legitimately sorry for him. That is until he had to say pictureyourprize a dozen times. What a faker, when someone is having a breakdown they usually don’t go on about something as trite as a website. Give me a fucking break.

  17. I feel really really sorry for John but I must say there is absolutely nothing funny about those adopted children.
    it is one thing to be a homophobe but to be racist?
    racism is the ultimate proof of stupidity.
    those children didnt do anything wrong.
    John did.
    but he shouldnt contemplate suicide though.
    he just needs to get it together.
    I pray to the Lord above that hate will decrease one of these days.

  19. “while reading this my dad was like ehhh lookit its an asian towel head and a nigger giving each otehr a hug lmfaooooo”
    I’m telling your dad to crawl back in his cave. What century did he fall out of? And to think people are supposed to look up to adults.

  21. I know John’s mom and she is really cool. Someone called her a holy roller. She’s not in your face about it. She is a Christian and won’t make any excuses for it but isn’t judgmental to others who aren’t. She has a good heart. She is a truly nice lady who has spent her life helping out kids and I respect her for that. It’s sad you brought her and her family into this whole mess. It’s not like she’s out there taking nakkid pics of her kid or encouraging this behavior. I have a lot of respect for Mrs. Hock and it’s really shitty that this site is screwing with her. I hope she will never see this. It’s really not fair to her.

  22. “Have some self control”, that’s what you said, right? How about John practices some self control and keeps in dick in his pants for once? This isn’t a case of a one time thing where he hooked up with a girl who’s turning eighteen in like a month. MULTIPLE girls who are blatantly underage have come forward and have admitted to engaging in some sort of sexual activity with him. I’m not saying that it doesn’t take two to have sex but the problem is that he knows how old they are and yet, he doesn’t give two shits and continues to creep on underage girls. I’m assuming he does because no girl his age would in their right minds let him touch them with a ten foot pole. He’s immature, arrogant, unintelligent, and obviously has no morals whatsoever.
    That video of him crying?-Yeah, Id be crying too if I realized that my whole life up until now consisted of begging fourteen year olds to sign up and play on a site my sugardaddy runs so I can pay my rent. I’d be crying too if I knew the only way I’d keep my “internet stardom” and shitass online show was if I continued to keep my sugardaddy happy by sucking his cock. I’d be crying too if my life resembled even a half of a half percent of John Hock’s life.
    Tarynd, if anyone is being naïve or ignorant it’s you. It would only be a matter of time before John coxed you into sending him pictures of your tits anyway.

  23. This is fucking disgusting.
    You can clearly see he is unwell.
    I truely feel sorry him, he knows he sounds like a dick for plugging pyp all the time, but he has to do it.
    Yes he does stupid shit but ffs you can see he’s messed up.
    I think he should leave the internet for a while and sort himself out and get a proper job.
    Relying on the internet for a job isnt exactly healthy =/

  24. So because these girls dress like whores, that makes it okay for dudes like John Hock to sleep with ‘em? Are you a fucking retard or what?
    It’s common sense. Stop being an impulsive faggot and do something right for yourself. Have some self control.
    no i’m not saying its alright.
    i’m saying its hard not to.
    look at most guys these days…they’re fucking underage girls
    its not like john is the only one.
    talk shit about everyone else for doing that if you’re gonna talk about john.

  26. I take it as the kid in the back is his real brother…? Because he looks like John Hock sort of.
    btw love seeing hock’s asshole on the banner. Just gets me hard. My cock would fill his lovely hole. 🙂

  27. “if you haven’t noticed, most underage girls these days are sluts. they wear almost nothing and they are always on drugs.
    its kind of hard NOT to get with an underage girl these days.”
    So because these girls dress like whores, that makes it okay for dudes like John Hock to sleep with ’em? Are you a fucking retard or what?
    It’s common sense. Stop being an impulsive faggot and do something right for yourself. Have some self control.

  30. What “Ownage” did was absolutely disgusting. He is an adult and could have told John he wasn’t going to do something so ridiculously cruel. What he did to John’s mom was a complete and severe emotional attack. It is apparent that this site is nothing more than a parasitic, bully type site that glorifies and PRMOTOES cruel abuses, human misery and pain.

  31. why do ya’ll give the poor dude so much hell? so what if he does drugs and has sex with girls a bit younger, you think no one else on this site does? you think everyone else is pure and innocent?
    ya’ll post about him so much, you want him gone so bad, yet you steadily ride his dick back and forth for months and months iv’e watched the post and this site is just a contradicting, blogging failure.

  33. while reading this my dad was like ehhh lookit its an asian towel head and a nigger giving each otehr a hug lmfaooooo

  35. I honestly think he has an internet addiction. Hey, it can happen ! He has no control
    over himself and I think he
    really needs help. Poor guy,
    he seemed so chill at first,
    but God, he’s super fucked.
    I hope the best for him though,
    and by that, I mean that I hope he turns his life around.

  36. John sees drugs and the party life as his staple. He cant use that as his foundation for a good life. I like John alot and I wouldnt want anything more than to see him in a stable life.. face it, he moves around alot and has people and things come and go in his life too much. He deserves stability.
    I wish he would use this ban from stickam and make a 360 turn around and stuff.
    I really like John and support him but getting another stickam account is only gonna push him into a deeper hole which in the end, will be even harder to get out of.
    Internet jobs like John had with stickam and pyp are easy and convenient. He should challenge himself and have a normal life.
    <3

  38. I know John’s Mom and Dad personally and they are chill as hell! His mom would do anything to help anybody out who needs it. I went to HS with john and when my parents kicked me out for awhile she’d always feed me. She really liked chicken. I have never seen anyone make it so many different ways. She always made me feel like she was happy to help me out. Like I wans’t a pain in her ass. She’s a really good mom to me and to alot of our friends. BTW John’s not adopted. js

  39. That is so fucked up to put his family into this.
    Seriously SO FUCKED.
    I used to like your site sticky but dont fucking drag his family that didnt even do anything into this.
    And have stupid fucking people laugh at it.
    You are one of the lowest froms of life.

  40. One last thing… The letter is right… Demons believe in Jesus… So according to you, they are going to heaven too???

  41. Asher- You need to reread the letter supposedily from his mom. She didn’t say she wants him to go to hell or anything else. She said he is denying God. “He has turned his back on God”. She did not say it wasn’t possible to go to heaven. She is saying get right with God. That means to accept him back as his lord and savior. Anyway, why would you just assume that came from his mother anyway. It is seriously possible that its a bullshit letter. What? John sent it to Sticky or his mom???? Please! BOGUS!

  42. wow his mommy sounds like a holy roller. But I bet you anything the Bible in her house is the dustiest thing on the whole block!
    She should crack it open a little more often.
    The only way to get rejected out of heaven is denying God. No matter what sins you have done etc, if you believe in God then you are going to heaven.
    Sure, you have to answer and take responsibility and account for everything bad you’ve done but wtf she shouldnt tell him hes going to hell.
    what kind of mother does or says that to their child?
    she needs a bitch slap from God.
    John has issues, but he’s not so astray that its impossible to get on track.
    He can have a great life if he wants.
    but his mother is a dumbass.

  43. FUCKING KARMA
    haha
    i feel sorry for his poor, poor mother!
    this is hilariousssss
    only thing i disagree with was putting up pictures of the kids
    i mean come on.
    don’t drag them into the mess hock’s created.

  44. Was it seriously necessary to stick pictures up of his siblings on some glorified website that is nothing without the “e-celebs” that it’s always bashing?
    Come on, they’re kids, I doubt they want their faces to be laughed at by total strangers on something like this. And there’s nothing wrong with adopting kids, nothing wrong with kids from different races.
    God.

  48. ^ i sorta agree, but someone should tell him to get help with his problems because they are gonna bring him deeper in the hole if he doesnt fix them. obv i dont know him irl but from what everyone says, he needs serious help.

  49. its so fucked up how ppl get off when someone is odviously mental WOW thats not nice!! yes its only the enternet but when thats all you are use to and its all the sudden gone it can really fuck with you!!! he will be back they always come back :o)~

  50. Anonymous said, October 25th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    he IS a bad person though! fucks underage girls, always drunk or high, abusive, obviously can’t keep a damn job. jesus fuck!
    if you haven’t noticed, most underage girls these days are sluts. they wear almost nothing and they are always on drugs.
    its kind of hard NOT to get with an underage girl these days.
    some of my friend’s being sluts like that i know how pushy they can be
    and yeah most people do drugs these days
    and he’s 20 years old. most people that age don’t have a steady job anyway.
    there are people doing worse things in the world than being a young adult going through life. people make mistakes,
    i’m sure you’ve made mistakes too.
    just lay off of it.

  52. The name is a joke. I hope John puts his herpes infested cock in your ass then cums in your disgusting face. Then takes your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and never calls her back rofl.

  53. he IS a bad person though! fucks underage girls, always drunk or high, abusive, obviously can’t keep a damn job. jesus fuck!

  54. i dont like hock but this isnt funny dont laugh at someones else misfortune cause u may be in the same situation someday

  56. i don’t think this is funny.
    john is like my big brother and has been there for my mom and i through some really hard times recently.
    and just because he made mistakes doesn’t make him a bad person.
    everyone makes mistakes-especially under the influence of drugs and alcohol.
    i’ve delt with substance abuse in myself, my friends, and my family, so i know what it can do to you.
    john is just human with a problem
    and i love him to death.
    i don’t care if people talk shit on me for supporting someone who has helped keep me on my feet.
    if anything its just good karma.

  58. HA HA HICK I MEAN HOCK IS ADOPTED I CAN SEE WHY NO REAL MOTHER WOULDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH HIS CRACK HEAD GAY ASS ANYWAY FUCK THAT DUMB ASS FAGGOT AND NO HE DOESN’T HAVE FEELINGS NOR BRAIN CELLS FUCK THAT CRACK WHORE

  60. this made me laugh
    “this kids, is why you dont let a website support you through life and if you do at least follow the TOS of the website i mean fuckkk really now”

  63. this kids, is why you dont let a website support you through life and if you do at least follow the TOS of the website i mean fuckkk really now

  64. This isn’t very funny. No, you don’t HAVE to like him, but do you have to be so cruel? He has feelings too

  65. Well I think BRENT_IS_SCENE is an ignorant dumbass.
    Plus your name is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, “BRENT_IS_SCENE”
    Go fuck yourself

  73. ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
    Keep that disgusting filth off of camera, it’s sick and disgusting that Stikam let someone like him even continue that shit when if it was anyone else, they’d be gone in a heartbeat.
    Now work on getting rid of Kiki Kannibal.

  78. This is awful, and this is not funny in the least. He didn’t even do anything that bad to make everyone hate him. It’s not like he is a 40 year old going after 15 year olds, so back the fuck off. He is a person, we all have our bad days…I feel for him, I really do. He’s just nice as could be to me, and always has been. But I’m sure you kids have no room to judge. I’m sure not many of you have actually talked to him or gotten to know him, you are just going off what you see posted about him on this stupid website.
    I love you Johnnnn <33333

  79. i really don’t like hock that much, but the video made ME cry.
    seriously, i feel so bad for him.
    🙁
    poor hock<33333

  83. maybe this is a good reality check for him. If he has any knowledge he’ll fucking stay off social networking sites, get a real job and make something of his life.

  84. OMG YAY!
    Even tho I rarely get on stickam now a days it will be a WAY better place.
    Now if only we could get rid of Kiki Kannibal stickam would be an AWESOME PLACE 😀
    But I will take this win for now.
    John totally had this comming to him I mean come on Tomy Toolshed and elliot ben are stickam entertainers but they are really nice and have morals.
    Thank you sticky drama you made my FUCKING DAY! :] <3

  88. just saying, i was going to be like ‘aw he is truely sad.’ but then he was all PICTURE sob YOUR sob PRIZE sob DOT COM bullshit, and i almost thought he was totally joking.. but he isn’t and thats the funny thing. he is such an obnoxious human being.
    and nice banner btw. =]

  103. he’s getting a real job at fucking target. so fucking what. big fucking deal. and now he’s on the banner. oh god.

  108. I see no humor in this what so ever. John is a human just like the rest of us…and we all make mistakes. Stickam is nothing without John.
    I am and always will be a John Hock supporter. =]

  109. It is only the internet, it is only a website.
    John can get another job easily probablly any job all of you people are hating on him have. But i really don’t see why people have so much hate for him when he just likes to have fun. He doesnt even know who 80% of the people that hate on him are.
    Why hate on a guy that minds his own busness and doesnt talk about you. Cause he maybe did things with girls? That agreed to do things with him? Because he does drugs? Because he says “Play picture your prize”? If you don’t like it then dont fucking watch his show.
    He does make mistakes but he is a really chill guy. I have hungout with him in real life. He told me alot of shit that he has been through, and it isnt pretty at all. Stuff you guys don’t even know about. It’s pretty intense…
    I think stickam is just fucked up in general…

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