Yesterday on a whim, StickyDrama opened both Audiowh0regasm’s Live, as well as the SXSW 08 profile’s.
And we GASPED at what we saw:
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This side-by-side comparison is a testimony to the principles of cinematography; and whatever one’s opinion of Audio’s skills as a correspondent, it cannot be denied that she is the Stephen fucking Spielberg of camera angles.
Putting aside this fascinating miracle of physics, StickyDrama would very much like to know who the fuck is supposed to be doing the job. So far Adam Paranoia has conducted all the interviews while Audio is off singing Kumbaya with whats-her-face.
And while we’re bringing up Adam, did anyone else notice his venom-tipped barb:
StickyDrama wasn’t viewing Live as Adam took a big smelly crap all over Audio’s self-esteem; we were both thrilled and stunned to find Adam’s swipe saved under the SXSW 08 profile’s videos. We also found it telling that Adam said he was “just kidding” after teasing members of a nearby guitar booth, but no JK followed his crack at Audio.
http://www.stickam.com/audiogasm
http://www.stickam.com/adamparanoia

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  2. John, i think its SOO funny how you lost after spamming everyone to vote for you.
    she won fare and square. It doens’t matter if we like it or not.
    Even when you cheated you didn’t get as much votes as her..
    stop freaking whining already. the whole thing is OVER.
    p.s. i love fatties.
    she isn’t fat anyway.
    -kat

  3. You didn’t win because you’re a moron. They know what causes unwanted pregnancy. You can’t seem to figure it out though.Chelsea goes to school full time and works full time. She’s not stupid enough to mess up her life like you and the funny thing is you do it over and over again.

  5. i just think its unfair that i lost i mean im a god compared to audio she is a ugly fuck, everyone loves me, i have soo many fans and she doesnt. im such a dick i know! but ohh well deal with it!

  6. ^ sometimes like you could be 130-140 thats a lot of a difference most people are stoekd when they loose 10 pounds

  8. Did any of you see her rock that interview today with Tech 9…it was great!! And by the way she looked great too. Kiki you still have the body of an adolescent…shut up until you grow up, or did mommy tell you what to say.

  9. i will not find them for you and kiki just drop it seriously this post is fuckin dick leave her alone.

  10. on the mac you can angle your cam to0 make you l0ok 10 lbs skinnier. the sxwsxwcxw camera is straight on and shows everything.
    SHES FAT!!!!!!
    STOP LYING TO YOURSELF GIRLLLLLL

  11. The first image looks photo shopped. Like someone widened it. She looks good. Leave her alone. Jeez.

  14. i’m not getting naked on cam.
    I relized how gross that is.
    but there’s screenshots some places and i think a video
    atleast i ADMIT what i have
    and i’m 15
    not 18
    js.

  16. i lol’ed after i read this wholee thing. Chelsea isn’t fat. Brandy is fat. and internet camras make you look differnt, like mine makes me look like a have a HUGE nose but in real life i really don’t. it’s just because of the shadowing. and danielle what you and john said was harsh and weird that you’re still talking even though you “never wanna speak to hm again” after he “raped” you. like i love john he’s a great person but chelsea is 18, and you danielle are 14 and you still act more like a slut than anyone on stickam.com..
    like you said, “;] youre kinky. i like it.” why don’t you just ask to get fucked again. and you talk about how many guys sell you drugs and then how you lied about your age and how you saying that chels wears so much makeup when you wear SO MUCH FUCKING black eyeliner and white shit on your lips makes it look like cum and considering it’s you, it probably is. You’re parents obv. don’t care about you since you have 20 year olds from Texas and fuckin AZ sleeping on your couch and then you fuck them. You’re also a backstabbing son of a bitch saying shit about me to mike larsen and then saying you don’t even have his aim. SUREEE that’s because last time i was in his room you said “MIKE ANSWER MY AIMMM” you’re a attention whore on the internet and a whore in real life. i don’t care what you have to say about me danielle i seriously wish someone would kick the shit out of you because you need it you’re a shitty friend and a fucking asshole. now befor you say “DESI YOU’RE A WHORE YOU GET NAKED OR GUYS ALL THE TIME AND BLABLABLA” well hun, the dif. between what i do and what you do is that i don’t have the guys over my house and fuck them
    ;]
    ps. i love john hock.
    FTW LOLZ JS get a fuckin life.
    i’m so done with this whole internet thing. seriously.

  17. 1. Audio isnt obese or anything close. Theres a very rare body type that not much people know about thats called AVERAGE and thats what she is. Shes not burgerside fat or kiki kannibal skinny.
    2. She doesnt wear nearly as much makeup and fucking danielle. seriously.
    3. Its not her fault she has a crappy cam, like, the sxsw cam is probably really fucking good.
    4. You guys picked her, blame yourselves.

  18. to the lame ass above me, people know how i type and that i wouldnt change my ways about somone in a sec so stop trying to be me you jealous freaks.
    plus it helps if you put my link in the name, fucking n00b!

  20. 1.) Audio looks great on both cams in my opinion.
    2.) She was picked to be a representative.. not the main host, cuz that’s obviously Adam. So what if she couldn’t think of any amazing questions to ask random musicians that no one knows anything about.
    3.) The preparation for this thing didn’t come across as too pulled together. but we appreciate the attempt. Next year they’ll get it.
    4.) This is my first comment ever on stickydrama. woohoo!

  24. Chelsea is such a porker its soo funny cuz everyone thaught that she was skinny and she and now shes exposed..shes such a fake…

  27. ^you must really have a lot of extra time that you would actually waste precious moments of your life reading her old blogs. js.

  28. when did she talk about anorexia being a disease? ever?
    oh and read her blogs on myspace, in an old one she talks about how she wishes she were the thin friend so no one could be better than her.

  30. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE. Audio has done NOTHING to deserve such nastiness from you all. She is a sweet girl and has done NOTHING to ANY of you. Im sorry that you’re such a sore loser, John. And that you’re a failure/phone operator. I bet when you and amor are living at the shelter you’ll have some time while waiting in the unemployment line to think about how you should take your losses better. Because from the looks of it, you have a lot more up ahead. Audio is gorgeous. She really is a natural beauty, with or without make up. I cant say the same about Kiki, or Amor. Audio isn’t fat, either. She is thin. And I am DAMN PROUD of her for having the courage to speak out about anorexia being a disease. Too many scene LOSERS think that weighing 70 pounds is sexy. AUDIO YOU ARE NOT FAT AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE A STRONG ENOUGH YOUNG LADY TO NOT LET ANY OF THIS IMMATURE JEALOUS BS GET TO YOU. I and many people LOVE you, we’re rooting for you. So just stay strong and ignore these nobodys.

  31. “and everyone voted for her so she earned the correspondent position.” people ony voted for her because ML whored her!!!
    without him she would have lost by as long shott

  34. ok so she isnt the extremely perfect and flawless figure we all thought she was. Big deal. None of us are perfect…even the idiots who think they are.
    When it comes down to it she is still the exact same sweet girl we all knew before.
    She cares about people, she’s nice to everyone (mostly), and everyone voted for her so she earned the correspondent position. shes there doing her job now so who cares if she isnt perfect. I think she is pretty damn close to being perfect.
    Chelsea, ily. Dont worry about it. Youre beautiful and you know it.

  35. I think the whole fuckin SXSW coverage was boring anyway..it was organized bad and lacked alot.Im glad to see Audio there tho..I just think stickam could do better as far as presentation.As far as the fight goes…keep swingin till the other person cant get up:)

  36. lol stfu, all youuu people hating on danielle. this post aint even about her, so just stop being fgts and get a life. ily danielle <3

  37. How do you NOT wear a ton of makeup audio? look at that video where you’re putting on your makeup, you look like a totally different person without makeup!

  38. Dang Audio ur gross, john owns. Danielle didn’t get aids. And Like i always say kannibawls is a skank.

  40. bahahaha That’s actually really funny.
    and I hate those dumb fucking faces that she makes. She seriously looks like a clown.

  41. It’s extremely immature for your guys to go on about “How fat” I am, John i’m sorry you lost. i hope we can still be friends, but the conversation with you and danielle above is unnecessary, and rude. Lets be real, if anyone here needs to be on Jenny Craig it is you. I hardly even wear any makeup up, and yeah im short/ not something to make fun of, clearly the two lenses are different and the lense not on my macbook makes me look like.. 10 lbs heavier. NOT A BIG DEAL. i look the exact same irl as i do on cam, i am not ugly, nor am i fat. thnx. maybe you all should realize that being anorexic is a disease. a fucking DISEASE

  44. aw i think john hocks a sore loser. mad because its not you sitting there haha.
    hock screws anything with tits and a vag.

  48. OMG stop crying about it dude..u lost when u said she was fat i was expecting a beach whale…the girl is at an average weight….im sure Hock would screw Chelsea anyday.

  49. AT THE END OF THE DAY, I’M BRITISH (unfortunately), BRITISH= SCUM OF EARTH, I WOULD FUCK JOHN HOCK. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK I NEED TO STOP BEING EMO? *tear* . IF I WERE STRAIGHT I WOULD FUCK BRANDY SUICIDE. MMM I LOVE THE FAT ROLLS, AND HOLDING ON TO THEM WHEN IM FUCKING. I HATE SKINNY BITCHES LIKE DANIELLE, GO EAT A FUCKING BURGER AND DON’T PURGE IT THIS TIME. P.S. I ALREADY KNOW THAT TYPING CAPS LOCK IS COOL. *tear*

  51. i just got scissors and cut open the skin around my asshole and all this shit liquid squirted out and my cat started eating it awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    poops

  52. Chelsea pretty and she’s not overweight. She’s just not underweight.
    Danielle you’re pathetic, if that even is you. And i agree with that fact that just because she doesn’t give it up to the first peice of scum that asks her, doesn’t make her a pathetic virgin, it just makes her look better than you.

  55. Lawl@ John and Daniell’s convo xDD
    Seriously though, she won the competition and I thought she was going to be doing all the interviews. Kinda sad for her to just be sitting there doing nada while Adam’s hitting it up and interviewing some of the other guests

  59. shes gorgeous, fuck you all.
    john hock is a sorry fucking loser
    – grow the fuck up stop talking shit, she might not be stick thin *which is a good thing* but she is beautiful and good person unlike you, plus you are one of the ugliest motherfuckers i have ever seen.

  61. I don;t know what you’re talking about….she looks good in that link. Her legs look fine. Sore losers.

  65. Shes just fat anthony, even in the angle that makes her look ‘skinny’ she still looks chubbier than normal.

  66. Persons 14 years of age are not legally considered old enough to have consensual sex in California. By law, Danielle is not old enough to be “willing,” and so it is felony statutory rape for a 18-year -old to have sex with her, whether she wanted to or not.

  67. rape? god your all retards, you cant rape the willing, nice work ass clowns, and try watching the video again, they didnt have sex on cam dipshits!
    danielle is lovely, lol at abuse comments you all must be cool.

  68. Gof… that is so weird… I wonder if stickam makes her fat, or if she makes herself skinny … Something is off.
    Wow.. weird… But really … it doesn’t matter .. I’m just curious.
    -AV

  70. i agree with kiki
    Danielle your a baby prostitute who will probably be pregnant by the time you are 16.
    At least audio actually has the morals to wait for the right guy
    YOU on the other hand, decided to have sex with john hock, the man whore.
    you must feel so special to be another notch in the bedpost eh? ;D

  74. Free publicity…if you’re a nobody there’s no talk. Take the free publicity Chels good or bad you’re important enough to talk about.

  75. Danielle/John = butterfaces
    Audio = apparently butterbody
    She can lose the weight, but can you guys lose the ugly?

  76. Don’t angles work both ways? Some make you look skinnier and some make you look FAT. Ask Adam what she looks like in person.

  77. By the way if you had been watching it in Chelsea’s room you would have heard Adam say just kidding and tell her how pretty she looked.

  78. Funny how when she looks fat it’s fat and when she’s not it’s angles.
    John go screw you’re pregnant girlfriend and Danielle go have suck some dick you underage whore.

  79. How do danielle alexandria and john hock still talk as though he didn’t give her aids or anything?!

  90. LMFAO!!!!
    dude
    im pretty shure
    adam already has been eating
    and used moves from indiana jones to escape the monster

  92. oh noes D:
    big plump chubsey
    hahahhaha
    dude i bet the people in the back
    want her to shut the fuck up as much as stickam people do

  94. can anyone find the vagina?
    cause in those nudes i didnt see a direct path 😮
    few twists and turns
    lmfao:D
    ever notice how big her head is compared to adams
    fuck dude

  96. i heard she tried slimfast but didnt get the hint that taking it 50 times a day makes you gain weight doesnt help loose it

  98. OMGGGG HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA, dudeeee
    that is sooooo fucking gross
    lets call jenny craig
    some trimspa
    SLIMFAST
    ANYTHINGGG TO HELP THE CHILD
    😛

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