Our devoted readers will recall Tomy Toolshed admitted to committing the crime of statutory rape a year ago.
So it is only fitting, in the Stickam Universe which knows not Justice nor Propriety, that Tomy now serves ice cream to children in the Chicago area.  

For those sick fucks who just Googled “Ice Cream Man Rapist” and have no idea who the hell Tomy Toolshed is, all you need to know is that he boasts of “getting paid pretty good money doing nothing but handing out ice cream to black kids.  I get to be a pedo.”
StickyDrama recommends not drinking the water in whichever government-cheese-eatin neighborhood whose kids are lured by that off-key Pop Goes the Weasel song.  


  1. tomy was originally from my town
    hes gross, ugly and forced one of my friends to have sex with him. he’s flat out disgusting.

  2. I looked hard into this and I mean it was the girls choice but the fact she was underage plays a big role he need to watch it before he rally gets introuble

  3. Tommy TOOLshed is the biggest bitchass i know. he needs to grow a fucking sack. he’s the new hock? that’s fucking scary. he’s not even attractive.

  4. some one needs to beat the shit out tommy toolshed. You know why his name is toolshed right?? The joke how your uncle molested you back out in the toolshed. Some one shoot tommy please

  5. tomy is nothing like john hock. there is a difference between rape and statutory rape. the bitch wanted to date him so whatever, no big deal.

  6. “Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear “pop goes the weasel” outside my house. My boyfriend stops, looks directly at me, and excitedly says, “ICE CREAM MAN!” and proceeds to flip me over, grab his clothes, and run out of my room. FML”

  7. his father must finally be proud.
    I can only imagine.
    “my son, the pedobait loving, neighborhood icecream man. ” :’D
    someone call dr.phil for a sappy father son show.

  8. I guess he finally he figured out that he couldn’t get anywhere trying to be ‘e famous’ and all of that other nonsense.

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