In response to the repeated posting of her n00dz, Adam Paranoia’s ex-girlfriend Dolores or “Dee” posted an explanation of the explicit images in MyDrama.  Could a lecherous cocksucker like StickyDrama be reading too much into these particular words, which imply that Adam sent Dolores his own n00dz as well:

Our interpretation is that Adam and Dolores exchanged n00dz with each other, not that Dolores sent her n00dz to him.  That is to say—for our slower readers who need these sorts of things spelled out—Adam Paranoia’s n00dz are in the possession of the girl who sacrificed everything for him, who moved across the country for him, to whom he was unfaithful with Amor Hilton and Audiowh0regasm and countless other internet skanks, and whom he dumped for Stevie Ryan.  
Now.  Dolores.  You must be reading this.  StickyDrama would very much like to get our hands on Adam’s n00dz, masturbate vigorously over them, post them, print flyers of them and distribute them throughout downtown Los Angeles.  Name your price.
 
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23 COMMENTS

  1. He poked Amor Hilton?
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! ::shudder:: ::cringe:: ::gag::

  2. I saw Adam and Audiowh0regasm hardcore making out at a bar at SXSW last year and she was beyond wasted. The next day I heard that Adam got in trouble with his boss Andy for being so loud with audio in his hotel room.
    Her parents wanted her to be looked after or something because she was so young but I guess no one did that for her except Adam!! LOL
    It was funny how open Adam was about cheating on his gf

  3. WHAAAAATTTT?
    Yall retarted. fuck Adam’s noods, let’s see his sex tape with Stevie. YOU KNOW THAT MUST EXIST! because they are both crazy about making videos. AND they have HD cameras that you can probably zoom in so close on Adam’s nuts, that you can see the semen inside.
    Now, THAT is what I am talking about HD QUALITY SEXTAPE OF THE YEAR.
    IF it doesn’t exist, please make one … fuck it. I’ll make one myself with an Adam Paranoia mask.
    OMG! I’m wet just thinking about it.
    Please, make my lil gay boy wish come true, Stevie.
    OHLAWDY! Make a Scene Kid Love Sextape.
    NOMNOMNOM.
    – AV

  4. To be honest sticky when I read that I honestly didn’t interpret that to mean Adam has n00dz. She just screwed up her sentence structure. If she was saying that Adam also took n00dz then “as did he” wouldn’t be awkwardly attached to the end of the sentence.

  5. So what I can deduct from this post and Dee’s is that there are a few possibilities. Dee does have the n00dz but she knows she’s the only one who has them, so she knows Adam would know it’s her and she still has hope that one day they’ll get back together and she doesn’t want to jeopardize her chances. Or, she wanted us all to think there might be n00dz of him so it’ll take the heat off of her. Or, that Adam was the one behind distributing her n00dz and he deleted his from her e-mail. Oh, the possibilities!

  6. Honestly im surprised they havent been leaked. I mean if someone got Dee’s nudes from hacking into adams gmail, I assume they could of just looked in the sent mail section and found his.

  7. What’s there to misinterpret Delores?
    You said, fluff removed:
    “Should I have taken these photos to begin with?… I did… as did he…”
    Let’s see ’em bitch.<3

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