John Hock is getting royally fucked—and we don’t mean when Tom makes him earn his $400/week. The rapist is getting a double-donged ass-pwning from two sides, both Stickam and Myspace.
First thing this morning, StickyDrama found our mailbox glutted with 2 pages of emails (and oodles of screencaps) describing how Hock’s Live had been usurped yesterday during the spamfest he calls a show. Although no tag or credit was streamed by whoever wrested control of Hock’s account, the noble deed bore the signature tactics of Carb0n, who had hitherto focused his attacks on Stickam chatrooms.
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Perhaps Carb0n has realized that attacking popular Entertainers will generate more notoriety. For our part StickyDrama will happily report that Carb0n’s cock measures 2 feet long and squirts sweet gobs of ambrosia from his manly balls, if he repeats yesterday’s stunt on a daily basis. So far, though, no credible individual has contacted StickyDrama to identify himself as Carb0n, or to prove his participation in any of the attacks putatively credited to him.
The attack on Hock’s Live lasted until Admins arrived to de-activate his account. The account had been re-activated when we checked early this morning, apparently with all his friendcount intact.

Now for the second dong up Hock’s butt.
Although Stickam has quite deservedly supplanted Myspace as the center of the scene universe, Stickam’s staff has a disheartening tendency to turn a blind eye to Hock’s behavior. They were slow to reproach his racist humor, and seem uninterested in addressing his mountains of player-packed bulletins.
Thankfully, Myspace affords him no such courtesies. When NathanAmazing alerted a Product Manager at Fox Interactive Media to the obnoxious “Picture Your Prize” bulletins Hock spams every 5 minutes, the company promptly blocked access to Hock’s sugardaddy’s moneymaker, which Myspace compares to head lice.
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It remains unclear whether Hock is aware of Myspace’s actions. He’s still spamming as bad as ever, to this day. (And will someone please tell him the tranny look ain’t happening?)

While the death-blow has yet to be delivered, disrupting the flow of traffic to the “Picture Your Prize” site is the surest way to get Hock’s daddy to pull the plug on his show—and whoever is responsible for THAT will have his name sung and cock sucked by StickyDrama for all eternity. Hint hint!
http://www.stickam.com/spammerprostituterapist

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  2. first of all, nathanamazing has hacked a bunch of people before.. and also when john’s name was changed to “general john hock” or whatever they could of searched “johnathon hock” and that’s why it said user couldnt be found. and on myspace the link was disabled because it wasnt in a link the right way, it’s done that to me before. if the person doesn’t like the spamming, they can just delete him, not a big deal.
    get over it. pictureyourprize.com is great and i got a gift card for posting the most bulletins and i got it in the mail 4 days later and went a bought stuff with my best buy giftcard.

  3. lol carb0n’s j33t as fuck end of story…
    and to the cunt above me, js, look @ you, u know john hock, i know john hock, everyone on stickam knows john hock..
    Profile Views: 586,257
    Total Live Views: 4,318,160
    looks pretty popular to me…
    an look @ angelina and victoria like u stated… people follow their every move an read up on whats new in their lives… kinda sounds like what people do with… stickydrama… gasp
    oh
    and tissuebox
    i’ve met both anthony and stickydrama… and sorry to inform you, stickydrama is not a brazilian tranny with long pink hair.

  4. “WELL. THIS IS OKAY ‘CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FANS THAT I’LL JUST GET RIGHT BACK UP THERE ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME ANYWAY. LIKE, I’M SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN PARIS HILTON AND YOU ALL KNOW IT ‘CAUSE I AM THE KING OF FUCKING STICKAM AND I INVENTED THE INTERNETS.”
    Stickam is fame? Really?
    I’ll be sure to tell Angelina and Victoria Beckham that in order to be famous like you, they’d have to make their own Stickam show and suck cock on the blvd to pay rent and have this site blog about their every move, because that means your ‘loved’ and your ‘famous’?
    Hock is below the D-List, just along with all those other sticky idiots like Lushy and Kiki. In a year we’ll see them working at a local Starbucks.

  10. “and seem uninterested in addressing his mountains of player-packed bulletins.”
    I don’t see why this seems to be such a problem to StickyDrama when Anthony Vanity aka Sticky spams these pages with six players.

  13. LAWLL carb0n Joined my live earlier and i got scaredd lawl,
    and kicked him,
    but he didnt want to fhuk with my shit, and hes friends with one of my stickam friends irl..
    w33rd

  14. yeah tomy toolshed being hacked would be really funny, he probably wouldnt be able to get his profile back if he was hacked and he would most likely cry about it for a really long time, js.

  17. Wow.
    Why can’t carb0n attack someone like Kiki Kannibal or Tomy Toolshed…that would make me happy.

  20. lol@http://www.stickam.com/spammerprostituterapist
    THAT MADE ME FUCKING ROFL!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!1111!

  25. ILOVEJESSSSSICLES.
    DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME ?
    ANYWAYSSS.
    THIS IS THE SWEEETEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE WORLD OF STICKAM.
    I WORSHIP CARB0N.
    <3
    I KINDA FEEEL FOR JOHN HOCK ALTHOUGH HE PUTS IT ALL ON HIMSELF.
    WHATEVER
    OH & I<3KIKI.
    KTHXBYE

  30. WELL. THIS IS OKAY ‘CAUSE I HAVE SO MANY FANS THAT I’LL JUST GET RIGHT BACK UP THERE ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES ME ANYWAY. LIKE, I’M SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN PARIS HILTON AND YOU ALL KNOW IT ‘CAUSE I AM THE KING OF FUCKING STICKAM AND I INVENTED THE INTERNETS.
    -fingersnaps-

  31. this was epic.
    poor john though,
    its how he gets his moneyy.
    but his reaction to it as it started happening was hilarious.
    even though it was all a bit scary – for some reason. lulz.
    please do it again today carb0n
    as nasty as that sounds to john,
    its entertaining hahaa.

  40. lmfao. i am carb0n………………….
    ………………………
    ……………………….
    ……………………Psyche.
    But if I was I would totally ruin the girls4girls chatroom. They didn’t believe that Im a real lesbian and so they banned me. 🙁
    LIKE HELLO, IM DirtDYKEDiva

  44. rancid@zh
    Thats the email address to the side of the photo used of john hock, isnt it? I woud take that as it not being carb0n… right?
    In any case, this is funny as fuck! ;-D

  48. ROFL YES! I was in the live when carb0n was FIRST hackin, sending out massive white spaces. I left though.

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