With an astounding 300,000 views [July 18 update: 1.3 million views] on YouTube, a melodramatic video of Jessi Slaughter and her father has launched the high-pitched 11-year-old from the ranks of quotidian statutory rape allegation to one of the most popular lol-cows of 2010—to the best of StickyDrama’s knowledge surpassed only by “Gingers Have Souls” CopperCab.

Papa Slaughter’s on-camera meltdown recalls Mama Kannibal’s lulzy meltdown back in 2007, also provoked by death threats against her daughter.

Both Papa Slaughter and Mama Kannibal would do well to consider Mama Slaughter’s sagacious advice in an earlier, less-viewed video. At 1:47 until the end of the following video she can be heard saying, “It’s time to calm down … Turn the camera off.”  THAT is the best strategy when your 11-year-old child is being cyberbullied; and the very best strategy of all is not to allow your 11-year-old child to join social networking sites or have an internet connection in his or her bedroom in the first fucking place.

It is unclear as to which comments have outraged the Slaughters, but StickyDrama suspects it involves this recent Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.


  1. OMG what a little slut. Mini Tila Tequila, fame whore. What are parents letting their children do?! I’m older than 11 but younger than 14 and i am disgusted. White trash. Her bra was hanging out, slutty slutty slutty. Crocodile tears if I ever saw them. That girl is going to end up knocked up in a trailer park. Or the next Lindsay Lohan.

  2. omfg! i love how she says im not emo or seen im nothing, thats right your NOTHING,you rude little child. i realy want to meet her though, she seems like it would be fun to get in her mind and twist around like i love to do 🙂

  3. pretty hard to care about kiki kannibal sitting on her computer talking about what vegan food she ate today or amor talking about how she got tricked into porn with THIS kind of epic drama going on
    you’re lucky chris, dahvie has taken the attention away from your pedo tendancies lol

  4. oh shut your fucking face bitch. i have no sympathy for you. you dug your own god damn grave. lay in it, skank.

    cyber police? dayumn thats scarry.
    you can backtace me? wahhh? what is this?
    youre smart enought the backtrace me, but youre not smart enought to keep your daughter in line?
    you just let her run around being a stupid slut?
    oh wait haha i bet youre on too 😛
    what a bunch of silly people.
    this just made my day, now i feel so smart(:
    thanks fucktards!

  6. You done goofed.
    All comments have been backtraced by the Cyber Police. Consequences will never be the same.
    Thank you for your cooperation with this matter.

  7. LMAO@
    Cyber Police, July 17, 2010, 11:25 am:
    These comments have all been backtraced. Consequences will never be the same.

  8. “Before Jessi’s Internet fame was secured with this video, she was already an unfortunate microcelebrity among Internet tween scenesters. Earlier this month, Stickydrama—apparently the Gawker of 13-year-olds with long bangs who loiter in mall food courts—dubiously linked her to the lead singer of emo band Blood on the Dance Floor, Dahvie Vanity. When Stickydrama asked Jessi for comment, she said: “gtfo dahvie and I dont exist, I’m just a fan.” Stickydrama concluded: “If Dahvie were a pedophile, why would he pick her! Other than the fact she’s a slut!””
    So Chris, do you feel good about your crusade in stopping exploitation when you call an ELEVEN year old a slut?

  9. At 11 years old I didnt know half the words she’s been using in most of her videos. When I was 11 I was pretending to be a Power Ranger not trying to sleep with bands. A computer should not be in a person that young’s room if anything its the parents irresponsibility that has caused this whole mess.

  10. Right.. she’ll probobly read this so Jessi; if these comments are having such an effect on you i’d get the fuck off the internet because it’s never going to stop. If you’re trolling well done, you’d be the best troll i’ve seen since Tessa (Harmony Flashpink).

  11. i’m glad stickydrama was on this story before anyone else because of dahvie, which isn’t even mentioned on ED or EW.

  12. I disapprove.
    Parents give the camera some lip service – bfd. Hello? If my little girl was crying, I would be comforting her, not letting her embarrass herself in front of the WHOLE WORLD. That’s the beauty of the internet, it’s EVERYWHERE and EVERYBODY is a lot meaner, bigger, and badder online.
    And I can’t believe they let an 11-year-old cuss, hang out with older people like Dahvie and go to his minor-inappropriate shows, and wear such low-cut tops. Idk, I may sound old-fashioned. And I do NOT say that just because a kid dresses revealingly they should be the target of harassment. But be realistic, this isn’t a perfect world.
    Time to get off the internet!

  13. looooove how she’s 11 AND HER BRA IS SHOWING. wtf. if that dad really cared, he would take away her computer and make her live a NORMAL life as a pre-teen.

  14. wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww retard!
    haha next kiki? hahaha hell no! shes too ugly!
    how dumb can you get? lol
    thats what happens when you let your little slutty daughter get a myspace.
    you shouldve kept her locked in the basement.
    that wouldve been the best for her.
    its a shame her parents are too dumb to realized that.
    ahaha retards, i feel bad for her.
    i didnt know that anyone could get more… how should i explain this?..
    hunny youre 11.. get a life.

  15. you know when i was eleven i posted my first youtube video and it was just song and pictures of my chinchilla, this girl just goes out a hoes herself to the world

  16. remember the days when tyler tortures self-posts were the stuff of lulz. now its psycho 11 year old. wtf.

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooo wwwweeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo
    ….consequences will never be the same…

  18. welp in the mediocre and slightly slurred words of RayWillaimsJohnson: The internet is the place to get your face out, people will always hate. Learn to move on with your life. And if you can’t GTFO

  19. jessi slaughter is ugly
    and is it our fault she wanted to get fucked by dhavie?
    lol funny video
    oh no is this the part where her dad calls the cyber police on me?

  20. As for Dahvie, this is what happens when you even acknowledge an 11 year old.
    He can think himself lucky the little brat hasn’t thought: “I know how to get the heat off me… claim Dahvie Vanity molested me!”

  21. robi radke; They probably don’t. I’m 17 and my dad still doesn’t approve of me having social networks. So I keep them secret. But I’m also smart enough to be able to handle all of the crap that gets thrown my way. She’s 11 years old and cussing like a sailor, supposedly sleeping with Dahvie, and has myspace and a youtube and god knows what else.
    If she was my daughter, she would not have a computer to even get on to check ANYTHING. She’s 11, my little sister is 10. If my little sister acted like her, Oh Hell No. I would smack her into line. I don’t care. When I was 11 I didn’t even know how to access the internet. And her parents want to blame the internet. HA.

  22. wowww. she was pissing me off. she was fucking up tumblr man. but her accounts deleted now.
    people need to learn to raise their kids..if i acted like that when i was 11 i’m pretty sure i would get smacked xD

  23. CiaoCrystal; exactly what i was thinking. why is this little girl on the internet in the first place? Are her parents aware that you have to be fourteen to have a myspace?

  24. Lololollololololololol. WOW. That made my day.
    Parents of kids should just learn already:

  25. Im not making fun of her or anything..Im just gonna say that if you cant handle attention..dont ask for it. Obv shes not made out be an “eceleb” because thats what people do. They tear you apart. You need tougher skin hun. Seriously, dont dish out shit you can take. And your parents arent going to always be there for you, so you need to learn how to fight your own battles and deal with the comments if youre gonna keep doing what your doing.

  26. Lil Showstoppa II will probably be alright. They just need to monitor her internet like IN PERSON.
    People will rag on her for her entire school career, but if she learns to just STFU like Lil Showstoppa, there’s no story anymore.

    You don’t get to fake being a ‘responsible’ parent on tape daddy.
    You’re a fucking joke.

    i would feel sorry for her if she didn’t talk like a retarded foul mouth sailor. my sixteen year old sister doesn’t even talk like that.
    and by the way, jessi, no 11 is HOT. get over yourself, honey.

  29. It might just be bullshit, but I think there’s a good chance the police have been informed from a child protection point of view.
    Those fucking numbnut parents need some serious stern advice at the very least.

  30. Lmfao apparently this video is actually big on youtube.. the YA DUN GOOFED thing. There’s a lot of spoofs of it.

  31. this is the best thing i’ve seen on sticky this year.
    “e-fame” isn’t all it puts out to be.
    I’m sorry.
    I would just stop with the jessi slaughter and scene trend,
    you’re just embarrassing yourself on the internet.
    And, for us ttoll, you are a gift.
    i’m just trying to give you some advice,lollllllllllllllll

  32. No matter how annoying or obnoxious she is the fact is, she’s a child. She’s eleven years old. She’s a fucking baby for christ’s sake, leave her alone.

  33. I guess this is what she get’s for hanging out with people like Dahvie. Also I would have had more sympathy for her if she wouldve kept her mouth shut.

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