As certain well-connected cocksuckers and blondes are aware, StickyDrama left the civilized confines of Manhattan last week, and took a trip to Miami—a vacation arranged long before our dispute with Kiki Kannibal’s mother. However, while there we could not resist snapping a few pictures of Aventura Mall, where her now-deceased statutory rapist plummeted to his death last year.
Our readers will recall that Danny Cespedes, aka Mr Myspace, leapt from a parking garage in order to avoid arrest for “lewd and lascivious battery on a minor.” Much speculation remains as to who alerted the police to his presence at the mall.

Meanwhile, as we were sweltering in the hideous Art Deco swamp whence Kiki came, the lovely Stevie Ryan duked it out cholita style with the Kannibals, both Kiki and Mama. At the time, both Stevie and Kiki were on the front page—Stevie was actually featured.

StickyDrama was sent the screen-recording by a reader; in our vacation condo we did not have the necessary software, and sincerely regret not having been able to record the on-cam Jerry Springer performance Mama Kannibal must have given. Let us hope she fills our comments with whatever we missed.
http://www.stickam.com/stevieryan
http://www.stickam.com/kikikannibal

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38 COMMENTS

  2. god, what happened with mr.myspace is fucked up. i was there when it happened… i was with my mom lol. shopping for new clothes. and i saw the whole thing… everytime i go shopping i think of him. whatever happened. even if he dated younger girls. he didnt deserve to die. R.I.P

  6. kiki kicked me out for saying what stickydrama writes about her is hilarious.
    i wanted a ban damnit.

  7. she banned me for mentioning stickydrama (:
    her stupidity will lead her into oncoming traffic someday.

  9. -Stevie looks like a donkey, no joke; Heee Hawww, Heeee Haww-either that or she had really bad teeth and got shitty veneers.
    -I don’t think her being skinny is what you are seeing in her face. It’s more like she put her face in a vice-grip and cranked the handle-either that or she was a bad forceps delivery.

  10. Stevie Ryan is a fucking retard. Threatening a little girl. How fucking hardcore. Call me when she’s famous for something other than riding Drake Bell’s cock.

  11. Kiki Kannibal = slow
    ne mother who would rather defand her child who has done more then enough to ruin her name is really stupid. if that was me, i would take the computer and smash it on her head for being so restarded.
    she needs a good ass wooping.

  15. LOL Stevie is adorable. Awe, I missed mama kannibals reaction, someone post it please!
    epic=Stevie>Kiki=fail

  18. I love Stevie Ryan. I got banned from Kiki’s room for defending Stevie and telling Kiki to not lie in a message she was sending to Stickam Admin. As mature as she says she is, it’s quite funny that she banned me from her room because I sad one thing she didn’t approve of. Oh, well. I’d choose Stevie over Kiki ANY DAY.

  23. Ew if i was that Stevie girl
    i wouldent say i was bron ike that i would say i was in a car crash or somthing no 1 can be born that FUGLY poor girl and she says she will beat her down what a lame ass fucktard is shee
    “thats right kiki im so hard ill beat you down ill beat your child ass i dont care i have beaten children b4 and ill do it agian”
    lame bitch
    wooo go Kiki

  27. sorry about the late diamond pendants Mikeyy, a ripe tampon got into the invoices but its on its way to you now…

  33. Kiki Kannibal is a fucking retarded, thinks shes so fucking smart, bitch. crying to everyone about her fucking issues on the internet, shes fucking crazy, i have detectives, i have lawyers! I’ll kill you, shutttt the fuckk up. No one likes you anymore.
    Go stevie!

  35. Stupid bitch kiki can’t own up to her own problems. She will never be more than a internet pre-teen sensation.

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