Happy Halloween, dear readers!  In the spirit of the holiday, we’re kicking off a new StickyDrama series:

 

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True celebrities live in the glamorous world of Hollywood, where everyone is rich and beautiful.  But … there is another world, a place that is just as real, but dull … very dull … and always either way too fucking hot, or way too fucking cold … THE VALLEY.

 

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Tonight’s episode of Tales From The Dull Side concerns a piece of Valley Trash known as Johnny Death.

 

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He claims to be a drug dealer.

 

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He was once a friend and roommate of Stickam rapist John Hock.

 

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And up until recently, he was renting out the spare bedroom in his Encino apartment to scene princess Amor Hilton and her boyfriend Chris Hollywood.  Our readers will recall that Amor had been living at StickyHouse until we reported her Hollywood Handjob, whereupon she moved to Johnny’s so she could Craigslist in private.  Johnny also allowed Amor’s pals Gage Arthur and KellyAnneChaos to move in free of charge, and was nice enough to smoke them all out too.

 

For a while, everybody thought Johnny was spiffy!  Then, reality caught up.  Of course, nobody in LA offers free rent and drugs without any strings attached.  At StickyHouse, anything you do can be recorded and made into a post.  In Johnny’s case, he would try to get into girl’s pants.  And he didn’t respond well to polite hints or rejection.  One recent guest at Johnny’s wrote a scathing MyDrama post detailing his sketchy sexual advances.  Eden Shizzle even claims to have wittnessed Johnny dragging Amor, passed out drunk, into his bedroom à la Hock.

 

But the shit really hit the fan earlier this week.  One day out of the blue Johnny’s father burst into the apartment, demanding that everyone staying there pay $1600 by November 1 or else he’d throw them and their shit out onto the street.  Eden explained that, far from the porsche-driving drug dealer he claims to be, Johnny was eeking his way along by lying to and stealing from his family and friends.  Apparently he was pocketing his roommates’ rent and using it to purchase marijuana, then telling his landlord father that his roommates refused to pay rent.

 

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Amor confirmed Eden’s account in a phone conversation with StickyDrama; recent tweets by her and Kelly corroborate the story as well.

 

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Upon learning that Johnny was not the condo’s true owner—as he often claimed to be—StickyDrama walked next door to the Los Angeles County Tax Assessor (a perk of living downtown) to determine legal ownership of the condo.  Surprise surprise, Johnny Death is not the owner of the residence located at 5412 Lindley Avenue Unit 203, Encino, CA 91316-1981.  The owner is not even a person.  The condo in fact belongs to the Blanche F. Wentworth Trust.  (We also learned it’s 110 square feet smaller than StickyHouse per the Assessor’s records, but let’s not be petty.)

 

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The wealthy often set up trusts to minimize taxes, protect assets like homes in the event of lawsuits, and to transfer wealth to their heirs.  But exactly who Blanche Wentworth is, and how he or she relates to Johnny Death, is unclear:  Johnny’s legal name is unknown, even to his former roommates.  A Google search of “Blanche F. Wentworth Encino” yields documents suggesting that Blanche Wentworth was an ensign in the navy and a member of the Valley Interfaith Council.  

 

The VIC’s homepage provided us a few innocent chuckles.

 

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So anyway, what can young scene kids learn from this mess?

 

For starters, paying in cash is always stupid unless you’re buying drugs or hookers.  Always pay rent electronically or by check, so there’s a record of payment; if you must pay in cash, at a minimum get the landlord to sign a written letter acknowledging receipt of each month’s payment.  Second, there is no such thing as free rent.  If you’re not paying with your money, you’re paying with your ass.

 

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The Dull Side is always there, waiting for you to enter—and in the case of Johnny Death, waiting to enter you.  Until next post, dear readers, try to enjoy real life.

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  2. Hahahaha, im glad to see that John Assil (Johnny Death) is having such a miserable life, his Dad kicked him to the curb and it was publicized. The Deal with John is that he is a very insecure man, in need of attention. He spends his days and nights in internet chat rooms to fill the void of attention he needs. He also is a wannabe drug dealer who got robbed on several occassions, once on stickam webcame. I didnt see it but I heard it was wonderful, it was at the 5412 Lindley Ave Address and he got his ass whooped. Brooklyn Nugz also robbed him in NYC and California. Hopefully more horrible things happen to John Assil in 2010!!!

  5. *** UPDATE***
    Johnny Death got kicked out of his ” own Condo ” ROFL his dad kicked him out and made him come back home.

  6. Save Johnny Death
    Johnny Death has been officially banned from Stickam for being accused of something that he absolutely did not do. Post “SAVE JOHNNY DEATH” on your stickam profile and lets get our little Johnny back.
    LAWLZ (be right back rofl!)

  7. lol there are over hundreds of gothic guys with the name johnny death (none of them are middle eastern) 1st congrats! generic fag

  8. hi johnny, no one likes you, or ever will, get it got it good. you can go shave your hairy middle eastern balls now.

  9. ^^^ aww so faggot ass kids that dont sleep are at it again. hating on guys that talk to girls. would u prefer if i only talked to boys? actually shut up, its past your bedtime tommy.

  10. http://www.stickam.com/666guy
    Johnny Death is at it again. hes in a live i was just in talking to ” Jaxvond ” yet another camwhore that has been capped
    He began asking for her to come over, he told her that he lived with Amor, and the rest of the the lame scene kids that are ” Popular ” ROFL this kid has no life

  11. dont give yourself too much credit… he was banned for eating a bologna sandwich… he’ll be back. i <3 you johnny

  12. AlcoholAnonymouse, Johnny Douche, Johnny Handjob, BongTvLive and you hairy ass armenian were all me. I proclaim myself as winRAR of this post! lawlz.

  14. Johnny Deaths ineptitude is ASTOUNDING! Seriously Bro- I havent seen anyone spell as bad as you in a LONG TIME. You’re fucking HORRIBLE Bro, your spelling is on par with a 4th grader and reading the stupid shit you write makes my IQ drop.

  18. Johnny should have stayed underground with the rest of the bong heads..(now he is just a loser hanging out with jaded un cool scene kids and brags about the famous chicks that he has so-called banged or chilled with shitty myspace dudes who overly use auto-tune!) cough* tear..p.s andy.mill hates you foollll.

  20. id bust dis niggas wig open son.
    then id let him drown in his own piss,blood and shit. like the bitch ass nigga he is.
    whats good

  21. “plus how the fuck you gunna “hustle” ina state where its legal to sell your product? hustling the easiest game in the world and u somehow fail at that.”
    pahahahahaha,niice
    now johnny, bow your bitch-ass out, before you get made even a bigger fool nig.

  24. lol cant expect much from someone with johnny’s IQ level
    he claims nothing on stickydrama is true yet he says i craigslist for xanax because of an old post from when i used to do xanax
    LOL
    johnny how is it living all alone? youre gonna grow old and crusty in your cave of a room on stickam all night while everyone laughs about it (just like we did when we were actually at your apartment)
    haha sad life
    get off your ass and do something with it like everyone else
    you hairy ass armenian
    go fuck that redhead chucky bitch cuz thats the only irl pussy youll get
    and try not to use the same “insults” on my everytime you comment
    im done with reading your responses
    just know, you are hated by many (including your fatass barbarian excuse for a father)
    yes, i went there.
    ps. ‘iamgod’ is epic as fuck hahaahhaha <3

  27. ^^ does anyone else notice johnny wearing john hocks dirty famous hat..(did you guys also wear the condoms as well?)

  28. TO ALL THE RETARD FAGGOTS THAT BELIEVE THIS SHIT… U ARE DUMB UR FEEBLE MINDS CAN NOT TELL THE DIFF BETWEEN BULLSHIT AND REALITY. STOP READING THIS BULLSHIT IT IS NOT REAL LIFE… “READ A BOOK NIGGA, READ A BOOK NIGGA , NOT THE SPORTS PAGE NOT A MAGAZINE BUT A BOOK NIGGA A FUCKING BOOK NIGGA”

  30. i might not be anyone to judge this situation but the fact of the matter remains johnny is a fucking douche ive been in his live, its typical male tries to con girls out of clothes so he may relieve himself, it makes no sense, and for fact numerous people haven come forth and spoken on you sucking john hocks diseased infested cock, i dont know eden but not alot of people seem to have a problem with him , he seems to be a well liked guy amongst trendy stickam people, but you on the other hand are a joke, if we were to compare this to pop music for some reason eden would be britney youd be brooke hogan, starving for limelight never getting just the right amount of luster to break free, so do us all a favor and stfu, plus how the fuck you gunna “hustle” ina state where its legal to sell your product? hustling the easiest game in the world and u somehow fail at that. it just doesnt make any fucking sense.

  32. coming from the faggotiest little stickam queer ever, edenshittles. do me a favor eden go get checked for aids and scabies , i wouldnt want amor to cry when u lie dead in a puddle of black man jizz.
    how to kill a faggot: step 1) tell him u have xanex and crustal meth.
    step 2) punch eden in his nose and since its soo big he will eventually blead to death, cuz no roll of tissue paper is enuff for your big ass nose eden.
    now go back to looking for a sugar daddy on cgaigslist to score some meth 4 u. <3

  33. JOHNNY. FACT OF THE MATTER IS, I CAN FACE YOU IN REAL LIFE, I CAN TALK ALL THE SHIT I WANT TO YOUR FACE
    AND YOU DONT SAY A GOD DAMN WORD
    IT JUST PROVES WHAT A PUSSY YOU ARE
    staring down twiddling your thumbs
    fuck, i don’t even know WHY you would look down while im saying shit to your face, are you scared of a skinny ass pussy like myself? guess that makes you an ultra puss with a side of johnhock balls on your forehead. congrats<3

  36. For someone who doesn’t seem to care what anyone on Stickydrama thinks- you sure seem to check this post out a lot Johhny Douche. The fact remains that you and everyone else on Stickam who thinks that they mean anything to anyone in society, are sadly mistaken and it’s only a matter of time before your overly inflated Egos shoot you in the foot. In this day and age Bro, you simply cannot fake the funk for long. Your stories become old, real people find real facts, and next thing you know you’re trying desperately to regain your sense of self, regain what little dignity you have, and change the minds of teh internets. Johnny- teh internets have spoken. Ur a douchebag and you know it.

  38. Who the fuck even needs to “deal” weed in California these days anyways? “I smoke better weed than BReal from Cypress Hill” motherfucker I could go fake a back ache- pay $125 and get a card to buy and kind of weed I want from my choice of about 50 “cooperatives” in a five block radius. Anyone who buys weed in California from douchebags like John these days deserves to smoke bottom of the barrel bullshit in delapidated mini-vans pushed to gas stations- with 12 year olds inside. The whole fucking point of medicinal marijuana is so you DON’T have to buy from douchebags. Me? I grow clones, and sell to BReal.

  41. I love Johnny Death, partial homo.
    But remember kids, everything you read/see/hear on this website HAS TO BE 100%t true.

  43. With the world over populated as it is could we at least over populate with people who actually contribute something meaningful to the world. And no their “humor” doesn’t count.
    I don’t know why your parents even bothered reproducing, though to be fair the couldn’t have known you’d end up useless meat sacs whoring yourself as internet prostitutes.
    Or maybe it’s their fault for not guiding down the right path. Either way your using up my air, causing trees I love to be cut down, and animals I love to be killed. Do us all a favor commit mass suicide like Jonestown. Because having you on the planet will only infect other with your diseases called worthlessness.
    And for the record, yes I am jealous you pathetic twats are getting any kind o notoriety while I’m stuck fapping at my office desk. But that doesn’t alter your worthlessness at least in ten years I still have a desk job. You’ll be clawing for scraps of fame and the scummiest strip club in LA.

  44. Who the fuck cares whos dick who sucked? The point is, ur all suckin dicks and sharing each others herpes and when you die, or go to prison for your stupidity- nobody on the internets will help you out. Your flagrant douchebaggery is taking you nowhere in life, except straight to Stickydrama as lolcows.

  50. if i had scabies on my face like eden i too would spend my life lieing on twitter… how is the cure for your herpes coming alone eden… and for the record i didnt sleep in the same bed as hock, he had his own room and u fucked hock like numerous times for adderall eden so u are fail.

  51. eden , you do lie, you do xanax , you make fail little youtube vids, you have turned gay because amor rejected you.

  52. Wentworth is his last name? It means “Village of the White people” which Johnny is OBVIOUSLY NOT. lulz

  54. lol johnny you fail soooo hard.
    no one is lying
    you do rip people off when selling weed, you do sleep with underage girls (or try to get them naked via stickam lulz)
    you have yet to prove that i lie about anything
    in fact, youre half these anonymous comments
    and bitch, that IS your address.
    who are you trying to lie to?
    i will gladly take a picture of your apartment building and twitpic it just to further piss you off. lol
    and you DID tell us that you gave john a handjob when he lived with you, while john had a girlfriend, because you guys were “drunk” and sleeping in the same bed and he came on to you (still no excuse for being such a fag)
    hah okay well anyway im pretty sure your only defense is saying im a liar because you really have nothing else.

  55. ^ not that I’m defending him or anything, but 13 years old shouldn’t have stickam because there’s pervs like johnny.
    johnny is a liar, obviously because everyone smokes weed lies. lolz.

  58. i revel in nicole’s misfortunes, but this is boring and stupid and i don’t get why i’m supposed to care. explain.

  61. I was skimming through and whoever said this..
    “LAWL. Ego is a motherfucker and all of you dumb kids need a fat cock-slap of reality. “I’m famous on teh internets”- nobody gives a fuck you’re still douchebags who get picked on IRL- hence the need to change yourself into something ur not. Ur facade pwns you.”
    ..deserves a fucking medal!
    *applauds*

  62. mr sticky says : “Oh really, Johnny? Because I prefer to base my stories off of facts.”
    that is clearly stating that this story is bullshit. and its based on true events horribly dramatized by your faggotry.
    this post wreaks of aids. and in fact u couldnt even get my real address right retard. fail!

  63. Oh really, Johnny? Because I prefer to base my stories off of facts.
    I think the pictures prove your drug dealing (or at least your claims of drug dealing). And your friendship with another fellow who took advantage of passed out drunk girls.
    And the Tax Assessor certainly isn’t wrong about how owns your condo.
    So which 85% of this post is pure bullshit?

  64. i bet half these cunts arent even from LA originally, probably moved from other states like tex-ass and idahoe. Get the fuck outta LA faggots and get back to your redneck, sister fucking, backward states.

  65. ^see he’s even lying about not being a liar everyone twitter #no_journalistic_integrity
    #edenlies
    u guys are better off just usuing your imagination. this post is over 85% pure bullshit. too much for me to even bother correcting.

  69. So Amor and Eden lie constantly, since when is their word gold?
    And if it is true, they really need to grow up, since when do you just hand a self-proclaimed drug dealer a wad of cash and trust him? Idiots.

  72. here what this guy does on stickam …. he sits on his all on computer seeeking…attention and trying to get underage girls to strip for him the guy doesnt have a job he still lives with his dad…. here lil screen shot johnny trying to blackmail another guy
    http://i36.tinypic.com/2is8iu1.jpg

  73. here what this guy does on stickam …. he sits on his all on computer seeeking…attention and trying to get underage girls to strip for him the guy doesnt have a job he still lives with his dad…. here lil screen shot johnny trying to blackmail another guy

  74. Man. All the dudes that seek attention online look like raging pussies; they’re less intimidating than British girls. I think there’s a direct correlation between men trying to garner attention online and the effeminate man.

  77. blanche wentworth is johnny wentworth’s grandpa. the grandpa owns the place and johnny’s father is now the landlord.

  78. LAWL. Ego is a motherfucker and all of you dumb kids need a fat cock-slap of reality. “I’m famous on teh internets”- nobody gives a fuck you’re still douchebags who get picked on IRL- hence the need to change yourself into something ur not. Ur facade pwns you.

  80. so this little white dick sucking faggot above me is racist now ? Oh your gonna get your tucan sam looking bitch!

  81. ^lol
    remember when you talked all this shit online saying youre gonna punch me in the face next time you see me?
    instead, i saw you at a party when i went with anthony and stevie and im pretty sure you sat there with your mouth shut when i did all the obnoxious shit talking hoping you’d try to do something. yet again, i proved myself right.
    shut up. youre famous as fuck you piece of all-talk brown shit.

  82. lawlz at so much of this post being bullshit , i payed my rent amor owed 325 bux and 1600 lol eden is a bullshitting fag. but good to see u guys used good pics of me <3 chris and anthony ty ^_^

  83. Could Be Johnny Needs to get that the world don’t revolve around anything but What i want. Whoop Whoop–

  86. Are you fucking stupid. You always get a receipt for any rent you pay wherever you stay.
    Don’t just be blaming him fir fucking you over. Youfucked yourselves over too

  87. Being someone who’s spent a LOT of time at that house I feel I can offer the most accurate and unbiased insure into what’s going on there.
    I’m very good friends with Kelly, Amor and Chris. As well as Johnny. He was recieving rent from all those living at the apartment (including someone who was not named and will not be advertised by myself) and later would deny getting some if not all of it. He would drink the unnamed roommates beer and never offer money and basically just lived from their rent while denying ever having it. He kicked them out after his father got sick of never recieving money and now is stuck in the unfortunate position of having no income and no roommates

  88. They need to let his father know about his shady deals and shit. If I was getting yelled at for not paying rent but I know I did, I’d open my mouth and say something. I believe in karma and KARMA’S A BITCH!

  89. Ohyes, he doesn’t seem shady at all. If you are 15 and 13 what the fuck are you doing meeting an OLDER man off of the INTERNET for WEED. Where are your parents?!
    He is another delusional kid from Cali, shocking. People can’t trust roommates like him, or just in general.
    Doesn’t anyone have those “gut feelings” anymore or did the drugs kill that too?

  90. i hope everyone that lived with him is now fully aware that they have been pwned by one of the biggest idiots on the internet.
    therefore, they are all completely vapid mongoloid retards. i support the reuniting of this group of people, as with such large amounts of stupid, we would all be greatly entertained.

  92. 13 (and a lot of) 15 year olds are morons… it doesn’t mean you won’t be joining Hock in pound-me-in-ass prison if you try and rape them.

  95. ^ If you’re 15 and your friend is 13, why the fuck would you be going to a creeper’s house to smoke weed? You deserved getting fondled for being a dumb ass.

  96. Hey so one time me and my friend went to this guys house cuz we wanted to get smoked out and thought it wasnt a big deal. He came and picked us up in a shitty ass multi-colored green and blue minivan than had a broken back seat and trash everywhere. He smelled like B.O. and shit. & in the car he was telling us all this stuff about how he was in high times and he has better weed than b-real from cypress hill, that he has connections with celebrities and that his porsche that doesnt run is going to be fixed soon, thats why he didnt pick us up in it. So everything was cool, we got to his house and there was plates and shit everywhere. & he asked my friend to fucking clean his house! then her nose ring fell out and he persuaded her to come to his bedroom so he could give her a safety pin to put in it. he didnt even get her one and in his room he was like touching her and shit and trying to get her to lay down on the bed then she walked back into the living room and he was showing us all these pictures of naked chicks and he showed us all this shit of liz stefani and i just told him straight up that hes a dick and shouldnt be showing ppl this and i really did not want to see. so then he went to las vegas barbie’s stickam or whatever and kept going on and on about how he would fuck her and im like dude stfu. so we smoked another joint and then he came and sat next to me on the couch and kept putting his head in my lap and touching me and saying “why are you so mean to meeee i thought you liked me” and im like uh i just think of you as like a friend or something, not like that. he wanted to do shotgun with us like 60 times and im like uh no thanks. he then started trying to take off my friends jacket and putting his hand under her shirt and trying to lean her back and she was just like what the fuck, stop you fukin creep. and then things got shady and we were really uncomfortable and wanted to go home so we asked him to drive us home and he said NO IM TOO HIGH TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING HOME. and then he made himself a burrito or some shit and i was like dude, take me the fuck home im not even playing around. and then in the meanest voice he was like wow shut the fuck up, im not taking you home right now so fuckign deal with it. and im never hanging out with you again. and im like okay i dgaf, like i would ever want to come to your shithole again. then he eventually took us home like an hour later, and we were on freeway and his van ran out of gas. he was like ok hopefully we make it to an exit to the gas station, but we might have to get out and push the car. and im like are you fucking kidding me?! he kept asking us for money to buy gas and we didnt have shit on us so he was digging through his car for change. when we rolled into the gas station he got in a fight with the guy working there because they wouldnt let him buy gas for a fucking dollar. that shows how “rich” he is, right? then we were on our way to my house and he kept asking my friend to give him road head and she was like uh no? then we got to the boulevard where my house is and then he kept wanting to drop us off far away from my house and im like no, drop me off down the street from my house, im not going to fucking walk 5 blocks to get to my house at 5 AM. so he dropped us off down the street and he grabbed my friends head and tried to make out with her. i had already got out of the car and my friend was struggling to get him the fuck off her face and then he tried driving off with her in the front seat, but she jumped out. oh, and BTW, my friend is 13 fucking years old. [im 15]. we thought we were just going to his house to smoke some weed then go back home, but this shows just what a fucking piece of shit he is.

  97. Johnny Death is an ugly pervert that likes to claim he’s famous and well known. It is truly heartbreaking to think people don’t just get off their asses and get a proper education instead of sitting around, doing JACKSHIT and claiming to be badass.
    But that’s just stating the obvious. Creepy ugly pervert is creepy. And ugly.

  98. FUCK they shouldnt be talking shit about Johnny so quickly- i mean even thought its somthing worth being pissed off about, atleast he allowed you guys to stay and that worked out for a while am i right?

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