While he still holds fourth place in the All Time category, Eric the Actor is finally off the StreamRank chart for Yesterday, Weekly and Monthly rankings.

Drama lovers have long griped that such an uninteresting lump of flesh hogs a place on the Front Page; and we can’t imagine that Stickam is thrilled at being perceived as a platform for the handicapped, instead of a hip network for scene kids. However his viewer numbers have recently taken a significant dip. Could it be that hundreds of Stickam users finally tired of gawking at a midget with a webcam, and are ready for a new spectacle? Like a Jew with a webcam?

Let us not be misunderstood. StickyDrama has no problem with Eric playing video games on Stickam 24 hours a day. But we do have a problem with his constant presence on the Front Page and rankings charts. There are so many better-deserving Entertainers … Entertainers who move and speak, for example. Even spamgod Matthew Lush is more alive. Eric’s medical condition doesn’t entitle him to a spot in the Channel Surfer, when all he does is silently stare at his monitor.

According to his Wikipedia article, Eric Lynch is (born March 11, 1975) is only 33 years old despite his aged appearance. He suffers from Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, a disease which stunts the body’s production of connective tissues such as collagen. He claims to have outlived every doctor’s prediction for his life expectancy.
Of particular interest to StickyDrama readers: Eric publicly announced that his penis is just over 5 inches long. He measured it live on the Howard Stern Show, where he is an occasional guest. He also claims to be a virgin.

http://www.stickam.com/jfsc

32 COMMENTS

  1. LOL thats the new stickam craze, you hafta go live and be in a wheelchair and dont move alot= more popularity points

  2. lol
    i dont even think most of the people saying it was elliot
    was seriouse
    lol
    elliot ben is too famouse
    for sticky drama.

  3. it was kind of random to include elliot in this, but LOL @ accusations of him being stickydrama.
    why is eric even on the front page/charts if he doesn’t do anything? why is he so popular? :[

  4. LOL what does having money have to do with running stickydrama?
    Hes making money by these ads, if anything.

  5. elliot being stickydrama?
    really, guys?
    he doesn’t even have money.
    he gets food by winning radio contests ):
    poor elliotcutejewfaceben<3

  6. Damn! Finally! The little smurf hit a wrong cord with me when the bastard kicked a guy getting kissed by his bf. Jesus, he should be on the Raunch Foxxcast instead, in a parrot cage making smartass remarks and being told to shut it.
    ELLIOT BEN I WANT YOUR CHILDREN!!!

  7. THIS FUCKING PROVES IT.
    elliot ben is ovbiously stickydrama, and im not jsut saying it.
    he gets mentioned in practically every post, no matter how irrelavant.
    hes always being called “cute” by the so called stickydrama.
    he just happens to be the one always providing stickydrama with all the info on everything.
    Could it jsut a coincidenece? Probably not, Theresjust too much evidence to support it. ELLIOTBEN IS STICKYDRAMA FTW

  8. He’s a fucking asshole and i hope he dies. His entire room is modded by syncophantic losers who will ban at the SLIGHTEST provocation, or perceived provocation.
    Fuck him, fucking ingreat. I hope he dies a horrible, choking death.

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