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Alright not really. But fucking close enough. His blonde cunt of a girlfriend Samantha made the outrageously hot but pathetically pussywhipped Dennis Hegstad delete his Stckam account.
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Dennis explained that Samantha didn’t like how much time he was spending online, and the unspeakably evil bitch even objected to his real-life socializing with friends from Stickam; his partying at SXSW was the proverbial straw that broke the whore-camel’s back. So in order to smooth things over with her, Dennis deleted his account, and online sodomy might not ever be as enjoyable again.
In memorial, we here post our favorite images of the delicious boy:
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Woe, a thousand times woe unto cocksuckers, who might never again be treated to the sight of his yummy body, tight undies, and face handsome enough to make us forget about sucking cock for 2 seconds. Why God, why?
http://www.stickam.com/dennishegstad

36 COMMENTS

  1. holey shit honestly i almost cried when i saw the headline. don’t fuckin scare me like that. yea me and dennis arnt on good terms but i do love the boy and he’s too cool for stickam. just wow i thought he was actualy dead.

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