For StickyDrama, the most tiresome thing on earth is reporting the immature antics of John Hock. Truth be told, nothing would make us happier than seeing the statutory rapist run over by a Weinermobile, or murdered in a meth-induced rage by whatever sugardaddy is sponsoring The John Hock Show. Then we would no longer be obliged to watch his stupidity.
But alas, he remains alive and the stupidity doesn’t end. Today Hock announced, again, that he is single. (He also danced around with a turban made of bubble wrap, and while doing so tripped and hit himself on the head.) Here are a few selected highlights:

StickyDrama readers will recall that Hock and Amor Hilton have broken up before, but reconciled. This breakup, however, seems to be of a more permanent nature: Hock describes how Amor and his roommates teamed up against him, demanded that he move out and punched him in the face. Please Amor, tell us someone was videotaping!
Confirming what a pathetic nobody he is, Hock repeatedly posted news of the breakup in Myspace bulletins, each containing about a dozen Stickam players—his impressive 700 lurkers is probably closer to 50 actual persons. We screen-recorded one of his several bulletins; all the players froze our browser, but we managed to record enough to prove beyond a doubt that Hock has again resorted to this old cheat.
We recommend viewing the YouTube video fullscreen and at high quality, to clearly read Hock’s bulletin; however anyone familiar with Myspace bulletins packed full of Stickam players will instantly recognize what’s going on. Download the 40 MB full-resolution recording here.
Using one of our alias AIM screen names, StickyDrama notified Stickam Admins of Hock’s player-packed bulletins. (We have partially blurred out the screen names, lest they be bombarded with pointless IMs.) Now that Stickam is aware of what Hock is doing, will they continue to feature him, and thereby condone his cheating? Will they allow all Entertainers to use similar methods to gain more lurkers? How low you must be, AVC employees, when a lecher like StickyDrama lectures you on fairness and ethics!

Anyway enough pontificating, back to the breakup: What was the proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back? Information is still trickling in, but rumor has it that Amor is no longer in the mood to have sex since her miscarriage a while back: Although Hock’s p33n is on the small side, he fucks “like a jackhammer” and the sensation is unpleasant. So Amor had acquiesced in Hock’s pounding a replacement vag until hers fully recuperated. The dubious honor fell on October Hallow, a fan with whom Amor herself had been flirting for several weeks. Hock and October had icky breeder-secks; Amor and Octobers engaged in less objectionable clit-sucking.
October confirmed with StickyDrama that she had a 3way with Hock and Amor. While the tryst does not seem, by itself, to have caused the breakup, surely it could not have brought any stability to the at-best rocky relationship. Amor has not yet contacted StickyDrama with her own version of the salacious details—although we certainly hope she will.
http://www.stickam.com/johnathonhock
http://www.stickam.com/amornicholaihilton
http://www.stickam.com/octoberhallow

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134 COMMENTS

  4. October is fucking the singer from alesana, he says he loves herm but has a fiancee, i don’t belive the john hock scandal

  6. LMFAO AT THIS:”ugly ass money begging chelsey lynn will take her place”
    LEAVE AMOR HILTON ALONE.
    john is A LOW LIFE.
    TEAM AMOR!

  8. I love how nobody realizes how many times he’s menchoned he’s “Single” that he’s glad he’s “single” and that he’s not on a “leesh.”
    Because usually when someone constantly nags about the whole “broken-up” situation it means they’re not over it.
    He obviously isn’t.
    I give total props to Amore because she is not at all worried about the situation, asking to meet people at clubs, or constantly saying how overated the ‘ex’ is.
    For the record, yes I think John Hock is a complete douche.
    And the fact that his account has been banned is beyond me, if anyone else did that they’d be shut down completely and would have to totally restart.
    But the statement I’ve made is pretty much total common sense.
    Which anyone whod go against it is probably a John Hock fan…with no common sense.

  10. i love it that hock/amor/all their crew slate stickydrama and yet they’re the first to reply to comments on here about themselves lol constantly hitting the refresh button, so mindlessly wrapped up in their own pathetic lives hoping someone’s still talking about them.

  14. And now Chelsea Lynn is trying to get people to buy her way into Warped Tour tomorrow.
    What a lazy ass bitch.
    GET A FUCKING JOB AND A LIFE
    Maybe you should eat too and think about getting your Jew nose fixed. There is a thing called rhinoplasty..
    Oh wait, don’t bother because you don’t have the money too and nobody on your myspace wants to pay for it either.

  15. chelsea lynn. you can definitely have a job. second, if youre old enough to go to clubs and shows and all the “Scene” things that you do… youre old enough to have a job. stop contradicting yourself and only being “too young” when it comes to being employed, but not when it comes to going out. idiot.
    nevertheless, posting bulletins asking for people to buy you shit like contacts and cover charges AT LEAST twice a week is ridiculous. you dont deserve it. youre just lazy and a moocher. you want everything handed to you… by people youve never even met? what do they owe you?
    LOL at deleted bulletin.

  16. “AMOR AND TOMY TOOLSHED?! STFU! ROFL!
    FUCK amor. i hate her. ugly, fat, skank. go get another abortion.”
    She had a miscarriage. Amor is way better off without John. She isn’t the one going around making out with girls AND guys on stickam..unlike John.

  18. AMOR AND TOMY TOOLSHED?! STFU! ROFL!
    FUCK amor. i hate her. ugly, fat, skank. go get another abortion.

  19. hock has some issues… why does he always feel like he has to have a new girlfriend one after the other? its ok to be single for a while buddy… gain some independence.. maybe that’s why you’re always in trouble with the ladies

  20. amor hilton and tomy toolshed are dating?
    well this relationship isn’t going to be drama filled.

  29. er chelsea, you are 16, you know you can start working at publix at age 13. most people i know, have a job. therefore, get a fucking job.

  33. Well first i think amor is pretty silly for dating him in the first place, knowing that he goes around fucking minors and impregnating young girls. Thank god amor didn’t have that baby because imagine what a broken childhood it would of had. If chelsea lynn dates him knowing what hes capable of i think we can all conclude that shes desperate to find some guy that will fuck her despite her having a face like a terradactyl or despite the fact he should be in jail or rehab. SOMEONE DEPORT HIM ALREADY, how many hearts must he break? how many girls does he need to get pregnant? someone give him some condoms. or maybe even a castration. He needs to GROW UP. hes not 16 anymore. he needs to gtfo the internet and do something with his life instead of making babies so that he can mooch money from people. Hes just a dirty bed hopper who probably has 4 different strains of aids in his body and every STI known to man.
    Amor is beautiful. she always did deserve better. and shes not fat. just cause shes not a skeletor like chelsea lynn?

  35. really chelsea lynn?
    you even asked for people to buy your $60 contacts and pay for you to get in places.
    get a real job and if you already have one quit mooching off the internet.
    i did already delete you because of your pathetic bulletins… but that does not change what you are.

  36. it is true. they’re the dumbasses that think they’re oh-so-unique and oh-so-special. go john hock! show them what you’re made of

  37. oh boo hooo amor had sex with another guy go fuckin die who the fuck cares if Johns limp penis wasnt working i would too and just saying when has john told the truth who cares if he made her she needs to take it and run

  39. “and not ONE of them realized what he was doing? ALL of them thought they were the ones that could change him? they’re the stupid ones. not him.”
    LMFAO!!! I agree! Blame it on the girls! =]

  41. i have a myspace account with only twenty friends…
    john did post tons of these buelltins then deletes them when he isn’t live.
    so pathetic.

  42. haha this whole thing cracks me the fuck up. =)
    thank you john and amor for giving all of us something that we would call important to bitch and moan about
    <33
    where would we be without you.

  43. you guys sit on your computers and judge people. When probably half of you don’t even know them in real life. And don’t know who they really are.
    So stop fucking judging everyone
    you dont ALL know amor and john in real life.
    so stfu.

  44. Anonymous said, June 19th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    chelsea lynn always posts bulletins asking for people to buy her shit. its actually pathetic.
    then delete me i dont always ask for people to buy me stuff

  46. chelsea lynn always posts bulletins asking for people to buy her shit. its actually pathetic.

  48. hey…. the girls are the stupid ones. john hock is a kinda godly?
    15? and not ONE of them realized what he was doing? ALL of them thought they were the ones that could change him?
    they’re the stupid ones. not him.
    & i’m sorry for calling you ugly chelsea lynn. you’re actully pretty cute, and i hope you and john are very happy together 😉

  50. Oh and all the people that are sticking up for him saying he’s a good dude. He has date raped and/or cheated on at least 15 girls I know on a first name basis. Not to mention countless others I’ve only heard of, but can’t verify. He was so shitty he had to leave AZ.

  51. I’ve seen John Hock get hit in real life harder than she ever could. Multiple times. Be jealous.
    Like when Jesse x24x kicked his front tooth out at the first Taste of Chaos. Classic moment in my life.

  57. leave amor alone
    poor girl
    she’s kept her head so high through everything
    i’m sure she’ll stay that way
    so stop bashing her, js

  58. how is amor a workaholic as she claims on her myspace and
    stickam, when shes on cam all day or sleeping with guys on her couch?

  62. Shut the fuck you, god damn, your so fucking ignorant. Leave john alone, this site isnt any of your business.
    kthxxx.

  64. hahahah john hock is so macho but he calls the cops and starts crying when his tiny girlfriend punches him. what a loserr.

  70. Hm for all of you IDIOTS sticking up for amor…
    who was she before John Hock? that’s right, no-fuckin-body.
    She gained it all when they got together, he made her, and she has the nerve to have sex with another guy on their couch?
    If i was him i’d kick that bitch to the curb and milk her for everything she’s worth (mind you, it’s not alot)
    she’s a FAT fucking MESS. her hair looks like a SHITTY pink ever since she died it black. she’s a FAILURE. Age (17)18, already having a miscarriage and fleeing around because she ‘punched a guy’?
    Is that REALLY something to be proud of?
    Workaholic, actress, my ASS…

  71. I think he’s a twat but I really don’t think he sounds gay at all.
    A little bit too enthusiastic, yes, but gay?
    Really, you guys?
    Damn.
    Although, I’ve got to admit, Dance is really gay. LMFAO

  73. Ok so thats the first time ive ever actually took the time to watch one of these videos with JH in, and up until now I actually expected somet a bit more butch and rocky, considering his apparent getting around with half the GIRL on stickam….
    ….but OMG is he actually gay? seriously? He couldnt be more camp!

  76. okay so i heard john found amor having sex with some guy on their couch. whoooo was the guy? we need more details here people.

  77. john is good at getting people to believe whatever he says.
    those people need to get kicked in the head untill they get it.
    amor is good at playing the victim&&people who buy it can be punted as well.
    they can’t change there personalities, they just need less people to buy there immature acts.
    old habbits die hard.

  79. I think theyre both good people
    they both have good hearts.
    Everybody goes through break
    ups its perfectly normal, its
    healthy.
    It wasn’t great that she
    punched him but people make
    mistakes. You have to. Stop
    Judging.

  82. I cant believe that stickam has not posted anything about Chris Crocker on stickam lately. Nobody gives a shit about john hock. hes a big fuckin nobody.

  83. stop talking shit about john. john has a good heart and a good guy. i never really talked to amore so i dont really know her to judge. john going though alot of shit already so stop being fucking assholes
    -Matty

  85. The funniest part about all of this is that it’s based on assumptions and silly thoughts. Amors(Nicole) bulletins are stupid, she always plays the victim. She thinks she’s tough because she punched a guy.
    Big deal, I doubt he would have punched you back, seeing as most guys won’t punch girls, although they might say they will, I doubt it. Big fucking whoop.
    Go back to living with your grandparents you 16 year old.
    So, if the case is that your name isn’t on the lease, then he can kick you out. If both your names are on the lease, then you can stay, but you have to continue paying rent. But the only way you’ll be able to get kicked out is by the landlord.

  86. He actually doesn’t look like a tool with normal hair.
    He still sounds gayer than me though

  87. Actually…Ive heard it come STRAIGHT from his mouth. Making such snide comments. I havent heard either sides..nor do I care to. He belittled her all the time hes a douche

  90. He DESERVED getting punched. She should have done it sooner. If any guy talked to me the way he did to her I’d beat the ever loving shit out of him. Quit listening to what John has to say all of the time. Hes a lying cheating son of a bitch.

  91. gross october is rather hideious.
    but really who gives a shit if john hock isn’t fucking amor anymore?
    we all knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.

  93. Well Delores, John should use her for something…. she abused HIM. HE called the police on her, John paid for everything for her nasty ass and she fucked some other dude last night. She’s a whore and will burn in hell! Go John! Use her! You deserve better!

  95. John its really shitty that youre using your break up with amor to get your rankings up. Youre a sad sad sad sad little boy.

  97. John DID abuse Amor.
    EMOTIONALLY, you idiots.
    The john hock show fails, the end.
    The only fans he has are 14 year old girls anyway..

  101. LOLLL, kendra “and i only have 103 friends” “i support john hock and hes the only reason i go on stickam”
    that made my day(:
    anyways, john needs help with his voice, he sounds like a bigger faggot than Lush. Jesus christ.
    i like how he’s talking about their breakup and in the middle of the story he gets fascinated by the viewers.
    lmfao.

  104. Iv’e only seen John Hock post more then one stickam player in a buletin once, and I only have 103 friends, So I get to see everythign he posts.
    if anything its all his fans because ive noticed how it’s usually his fans posting alot
    Most just post one and thats what he’s trying to do.,
    He get’s so many new members to signup for stickam, their not going to delete him.
    He’s number 2 for subscribers. He obvisually is a large stickam entertainer nonetheless.
    I support John Hock & He is the only reason I go on stickam.

  107. Hey, Thoes buletens are not from my profile, We love how you try to set us up all the time./
    and actually this pathetic site is not up to date you would realize that ive been soring up the charts, moving up with thousands of subscribers
    and great ss with the plaiers
    not from my profile ropfl.
    anyways , anyone can generate that shiot.
    the reason i had so many people was i was featurede for HOURS yesterday and i was number one in live streams rank, plus everyone suporting our show.
    keep up your naughty work

  109. um, so what happened? that youtube video was really pixel-y on my computer
    AND I DOUBT SHE WAS LITERALLY IN AN ‘ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP.’
    **You know it was EMOTIONAL abuse, not PHYSICAL you idiots.
    But why? come on sticky, work your magic! ;D
    <3

  111. LOL 3 WAY SEX EW AND HE IS SO DUMB SAYING NOT GETTING LAID ON THE STICKAM CHAT WITH LIKE 1000 PEOPLE IN HIS ROOOM TO JUST CREATE MORE DRAMA!

  115. yes, I AM obsessed with john, BIG FUCKING DEAL. I only fucked Ian once, and me and amore didnt go past eating eachother out. ian likes it in the butt, i cannot help him with that. john tittie fucked my amazing titties. and my vagina, aout that. they don’t call me october HOLLOW for nothin, ya know ;P

  119. LOLOLOLOLOL yes. That must be what happened. PS. Ian is my best friend nothing has ever and would ever happen between him and I. As if. I love when people take things and just fucking RUN with them, so attractive.

  121. that was kinda funny..it was inevitable that they were going to break up…but that sucks if he loses his house..i kinda feel bad…okay moments over now i dont.
    find more info sticky.

  124. i heard ocober hit it good from behind. tittie bounce tittie bounce!
    JACKHAMMER.
    titties.
    bounce. JACK.JACK.HAMMURRRR.
    October always talks about all the fmous people she knows, and hows shes fucked john,ian and amor.
    BOUNCE. they all saw her titties.BOUNCE. it was her ultimate fantasy to fuck her idol, her obsession.
    BOUNCE. BOUNCE.
    she loves john, yes, yes she does. BOUNCE.
    OCTOBER+JOHN foreverrr. she ate out his asshole.
    her nip nips yummy yum nip nip. JOHN HOCK DTF OCTOBER AND AMOR.
    Amor said Ocobers clit tasted like lactate, and had yellow drainage.
    BOUNCE.
    Well at least John and amors biggest fan had her fantasy fulfilld, good job lil miss obsessive.
    (she even sings songs about john in her lives)
    BOUNCE.

  128. lol @ someone saying “JOHN MAKE A SIGN WITH YOUR BUTTHOLE”
    and btw while i was in johns live he said that amor punched him in the face not one of the roomates, js.
    mutual abusive relationship much?[if that even makes sense]

  129. October is his biggest fan!
    shes like his groupie, she basically stalks him and amor and was begging to be on the show!

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