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  1. I loved dicks of all shapes and sizes until I saw Brandon Hilton’s. Dicks are not supposed to be pointed like that. Its just gross.

  2. I used to think Brandon Hilton was really ugly but that is one really gross looking dick. Maybe he should use a gallon of makeup on it like he does his face.

  7. I’m with the majority here, that is THE ugliest penis I have ever seen. Dicks aren’t supposed to be pointed like that. In fact I’ve never seen a dick with that kind of point to it and varying shaft thickness. No wonder he doesn’t do nudes in his photography because he has a gross dick and he knows it.
    Then there is his nose. No real model has a nose like Owen Wilson. Come on lets be real.
    Still his dick and his nose isn’t near as bad as his EYEBROWS! Those eyebrows are so unnatural and super gay. And he keeps getting weirder with his makeup too. His older pictures were pretty good but his latest ones are getting more and more creepy. He really needs to lay off of the freak show makeup, put his eyebrows back so he doesn’t look like a cross-dresser and get a photographer to shoot him without ANY makeup like his older classic pictures that were so much better than the ridiculously gay pics he is taking now.
    BRANDON I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS SO HERE IS SOME ADVICE.
    Start with the eyebrows. Shape them like a human. Then do some modeling and save up enough money to get a nose job. Be sure to only shoot nudes flaccid so it won’t look so deformed and THEN you can become a real model.

  9. Mommy, make it go away!!! 🙁
    Haha, so this is pretty fucking disturbing shit right here, and I’m sure Brandon is probably loving this considering he’ll jump to claim any spotlight just so he can convey it into what he would classify as ‘making him famous’, if that’s what you can call it. It’s cute too how he added the ‘Kisses and Cumshots’, considering Ms. Chris Crocker says that at the end of most blogs and/or bulletins so we can just add that to the list of who he has to copy.
    I’m offended that he can even call himself a ‘makeup artist’, everything he does is photoshopped on like that retarded marionette picture. That’s gotta be the worst shit I have ever seen and he say’s he’s perfect…my GOD I pissed myself when I read that. I’m 17 years old, not old enough to work for MAC yet and I can pull off the doll look up and beyond what this kid classifies as ‘modeling’, and I have barely even touched doing music or anything to make me big so I’m kind of wondering where he got this big ass ego from. His music blows to the point where it’s even worst than Johnny Boy’s, and personally I didn’t think that was humanly possible. Idk if he’s trying to pull an Amanda Lepore on us by talking about his body parts but who wants to hear about his furry bootyhole? If he’s got to be naked all the time as he claims since he’s, you know, a ‘model’ doesn’t he have to get rid of the 100 Acre Woods that he has down in his panties?
    BUT, just so you know, since he’s probably sitting in front of his computer praying his furry ass off that there will be more replies, this site is about judgement. 100+ comments on your nudes aren’t something to feel proud about, or hope it will fit into your so called ‘road to fame’. I come on here because I know I have up and beyond the potential than most but I sure do love seeing how Stikam ruins people, plain and simple. Don’t feel honored I’m making this thing long either, I talk a lot and my words aren’t meant to be encouraging at the slightest. Stickydrama is just a lovely little site where I can be amused from everything having to do with the goldmine of laughs John Hock is, to the repulsiveness of that creature/pedophile Lushy. It’s just laughs afterall, because that’s all you are, is just a laugh.
    Almost 100,000 friends and barely any picture comments for such a ‘PERFECT MODEL’? Shame. Maybe you’ll actually make a name for yourself by selling those what, two or three or whatever different kinds of crapola makeup since it’s such an accomplishment? It’s kind of sad though that even fans of yours didn’t believe it was your, that big ass nose is soooo recognizable that you could be standing in the window of J-Star’s bedroom and be able to see that mountain of a nose, and that’s pretty far away considering he’s in Hollywood, which is where you will never be. The closest that you’ll ever be to the elite will be when Tyra wants someone to shine her Prada’s on her black ass toes.
    Good job Anthony, keep up the good work!
    xoxo <3
    Please Brandon, nose job, think of all those poor people you scare away when your bot adds them 🙁

  13. Ok. sooooo.NASTY FUCKING PEEN BRANDON. you fucking horrible shitty ass singing fake as hell plastic bitch. karma hits you hard.
    AV on the other hand is my hero. lulz! he’s intelligent, eloquent, FUN, and I LOVE how he can make my day feel that much better. <3 you boi.

  15. haha my ex knew him pretty well and i’ve seen him prior to these. his dick is soooo not attractive. I still have his personal cell number though unless he’s changed it :]]].

  20. “what did it do for Paris’ carreer? CANT HURT ME, cuz I have a GREAT COCK…
    BIG WHOOP, the fag that posted it, has an itty bitty micro penis.. MINES PERFECT… ”
    DEAR GOD! Someone PLEASE get the boy a dictionary ASAP so he can see what perfect actually means. That is the ugliest p33n I’ve seen in my life, and trust me, I’ve seen many.
    Brandon, babe. Please stick to photoshopping your rip offs from people who actually have talent, instead of traumatizing half the stickydrama readers with your ugly ass p33n.

  21. theres really nothing i can say here that hasnt already been said. but yea, that is a pretty gross peen. like ummm ewwww. even anthonys peen is prettier 🙂

  30. ***Vanity***
    Easy Mary 😛
    Thanks for the long reply, I appreciate it!
    OK, im gonna hate myself for saying this but…
    Im half sorry for the “rant” about you (vanity)
    I guess for the split second it took me to wrote the last message I must have been in a dark place in my head!
    Anyways, you guys (vanity, hock ,brandon and the likes) can do whatever you like with ur life. If yall happy then good for you!
    Ok nuff said
    And since I forgot to comment on that nasty dick of brandon : ewwwww !! please do photoshop ur penis 🙂
    pps: the 500$ was just a random thing to say
    <3

  31. lol ppl only laugh at brandon and not in a good way. i feel bad for him but he is a loser and its even funnier that he thinks hes famous, thats the best part.
    i hope he doesnt stop. im not gonna lie, i know ppl online laugh at him alot. Its funny that he lies so much and tries so hard.
    lol@ kayvon zand for mentioning Tina Chen. so true!

  32. Fuck brandon hilton! Fucking ugly ass faggot. He makes me want to vomit all over myself. Fucking pussy ass bitch i would slap the fuck out of him if i ever say him just to put some sense into that ugly head of his.

  34. Funny how Vanity keep bashing Brandon.
    Vanity (fat cheek) is so lame, calling Hock a pedo when we all know that Fat Cheek ( 24 years old ) likes to meet with lil boys from stickam.
    Taking 500$ from a 18 year old ( David )
    Living in a crappy shit hole with cocaine as breakfast.
    His life is all about stickam and making the most horrible music video on youtube ever.
    Do I need to say more?

  37. Jamie you are delusional.
    If you think Brandon is “crossing over”
    maybe cross dressing over the tranny rainbow to be a “D’ rated Jeffree Star/Crocker impersonator.
    Let’s not count our chickens before they hatch, better said, let’s not count out our chicken before it queefs.
    Brandon is a hater and thats why ppl talk about him. Bc he makes the effort to hate on ppl.
    Keep in mind that faggot started commenting me and putting me down when I was cordial with him for no reason, only to get attention. So let’s not play like he is the virgin mary. He starts shit with ppl to get ppl to know who he is.
    and as far as talent.
    He has no talent, Im sorry, he is Tina Chen material. I actually listen to his music to laugh and will pass it on so my friends can laugh, but that’s it. Laughing at him, not with.
    It’s one thing to be a joke that is in control of what they’re doing, but its a better joke when they are completely oblivious to themselves.
    and for that makeup line. Anyone can photo shop a compact and get some shitty makeup to sell on paypal, srsly, stfu and get real.
    I would think you would have wanted his cock or something, but after seeing those nudes, I srsly dount that.
    Maybe your just lonely 🙂

  40. Jamie ur a nobody go fuck yourself. All you do is kiss ass and never get anywhere. Obviously your Hyte shoot didn’t pan out…GO FIGURE..Your anther Hilton wannabe..

  41. Kayvon ur hilarious…and YES KARMA IS A BITCH…lmao…That dick or whatever it is is fucking mad nasty…Brandon why didn’t you photoshop it like you do everything else you do. Especially the Lady Gaga pic u have you fucking tranny!!!!!

  42. I think I have parted form the Internet world for far to long. O_o
    There are still people jealous and hating on other individuals. Is it that hard to face the facts? Brandon Hilton is going places and becoming BIGGER while many of you are spinning in circles picking fights with people just to boost your status. Shame on you. Personally I really don’t know many Internet Celebrities that have a makeup line and are actually professional. I will seriously laugh when you start kissing his ass once he reaches mainstream, I’m not even kidding. Kayvon the term your met to use was Karma not Carma lol
    This post shows clearly, that Brandon is worth a note, I mean for people to say he’s nothing why is there 70 plus comments on this blog? Exactly 🙂

  44. WTF has Miss Hilton been hiding down there!?
    Talk about letting the monster out of the cave.
    That thing looks like it has a story and has lived many lives.
    Actually that crooked smashed pig in a blanket looks more interesting than Miss Hilton herself.
    Brandy you’ve been a bad girl.
    btw, I wonder who could have ever ever leaked your nudes to Anthony 😉
    Well if you ever want to kill yourself, fuck the wrists and go for that big ole hairy vein on ur country sausage down yonder.
    Charma’s a bitch, esp in ur Trailer Park. 😀

  45. that has got to be the ugliest dick iv ever seen in my life. iv seen some ugly dicks, but that one takes the cake. but i guess not all of us are blessed xD ewww. brandon hilton needs to get a life. he needs to come back down to planet earth.

  46. now THAT is disgusting! if i had a dick like that it wouldnt see the light of day.
    and why is it just flopping about on the table like that? cant you keep it up without resting it on something Brandon?
    oh, kisses and cumshots is Chris Crockers thing.

  48. Uh Paris has a famous family, and you have nothing. You finally realized that you are NOT famous you will never be famous so you tried to extend the 15 minutes of fame that you “had”.
    Just because someone says something bad about you does not mean that they are jealous. You have nothing to be jealous about. Your face is smashed in and your head is too small for your body.
    Your myspace famous and that’s all. You will never be on tv other then maybe you jumping into the camera’s view as it pans along. You are one sad excuse for a person.

  49. Finally; something real to make me laugh at him. I cant wait till he starts bitching about this on his myspace. XD I demand someone screencap his whiney bullitens he posts about this! XD

  51. people who say its not him you’re CRAZY. they have the EXACT same lip and nose shape. and the only thing a little different is his eyebrows.

  52. It looks gross. He needs to shave, then shut the fuck up and stop thinking he’s famous for doing absolutely nothing but photoshopping the shit out of pictures. Really, you’re an ugly-ass nobody who needs a serious reality-check.

  53. wow, i was drinking water when i saw that and started to choke..
    thats so disgusting. i would not take pride in that..thing. that shouldnt even be called a penis. its gross.
    and its all oily like tony’s lamoooo.

  55. “keep talking shit, I COULD CARE LESS!
    kisses and cumshots”
    could you try any harder to be like every one else? brandon is such a rip off of chris crocker and jefree star, its not even funny. go crawl in a hole and die. every thing anthony says is true, every thing brandon says isnt. i mean come on, thats the ugliest dick ive ever seen.

  61. Is he fucking kidding? I can’t believe his ugly ass wrote that! From the first time i saw him i thought he was ugly and all his pictures sucked! I don’t think ppl are jealous at all it’s just simply a gross dick. But whatever nobodys perfect.

  64. Ok, ill stand by A.v. on this one its clearly him- looked through all his photos. Anyone notice those are the same ear-rings in all pictures?

  69. “kisses and cumshots”…
    doesn’t chris crocker use that after every fucking blog or video he makes?
    js…I know its hard, but lets be a little bit more original here. OOPS! I’m talking to Brandon Hilton about originality! Thats like talking to Sarah Palin about intelligence.

  70. kinda grosses me out that his penis looks like an uncooked stuffed sausage and it’s all layin out on the sink-top like that…. that’s not sanitary.

  72. YES ITS ME…
    I mean shit, I cant deny it. I mean come on, DUH!
    and who really gives a fuck, someone said this is going to take away my efame.. or whatever.. WHO GIVES A FUCK..
    what did it do for Paris’ carreer? CANT HURT ME, cuz I have a GREAT COCK…
    BIG WHOOP, the fag that posted it, has an itty bitty micro penis.. MINES PERFECT…
    everyone who said it was disgusting, is simply ashamed of their own penis.
    I’M A FUCKING MODEL, I walk around naked for al iving, it was bound to happen eventually. WHY DO I CARE?
    and Petey Plastic.. LMAO, you wish your dick was this big!
    hahahah..
    keep talking shit, I COULD CARE LESS!
    kisses and cumshots.
    – BH
    xoxoxo

  83. In that tinypic url, the jaw does not line up. If you line the jaw up, the nose and lips don’t align. And you can clearly see that the eyes are two different shapes on that side-by-side comparison. You can’t say it’s him because of earrings, lmao.

  84. I know for a fact that these are not him. I photohshopped a couple of pics for him when we first met and he sent me nudes as payment. So I know what he looks like nude and these pics are NOT Brandon Hilton. And no, I am not going to release the pics for you to see. They are mine as leverage in case I ever need them in the future. But NO, these pics are NOT of Brandon Hilton. He only wishes that his dick was that big.

  86. His eyebrows are normally plucked so you can’t tell from these pics if they are the same or not. His nose is more of a Roman nose in his photoshopped pics, but in these it is round and bulbous. It is an entirely different shape at the tip and bridge. The hairline in these pics is receding further back than Brandon’s and his ears are a lot larger. And his eyes are rounder – Brandons are slanted and puffier. These are NOT pics of Brandon Hilton.

  87. It is clearly him. The only reason it might look slightly different is because he photoshop the hell out of his photos. There’s no doubt that this is him.

  88. People saying it’s not him because his eyebrows are stupid. They eye brows have the exact same arch.
    Same forehead
    Same nose
    Same jaw structure
    Same chin

  89. :O
    I didn’t expect this.
    Well I mean I expected to see his n00dz, but I thought he’d be a bit.. a lot… SMALLER!
    oh well.
    I don’t think his peen looks that bad IMO.
    but peens don’t look that great in general.

  93. Anthony Vanity, I know you guys have some feud and all, but look at the pics. Yeah, the guy looks similar to BH, but his eyes are too close together, his eyebrows are shaped different (even though we all know Brandon plucks his) and his lips are a completely different shape. This guy resembles BH, but the pics are not the best quality, and his body is completely not proportioned like BH’s. I’ll concede that they look similar, but this is NOT Brandon Hilton. I wish they were cuz I fucking hate that queer and he deserves to be exposed like that.

  94. hahahaha that stupid fag iz retardedd but i agree thoz arent his noodz cuz his head iz too big in thez pix brandons head iznt all bobble heady like thiz guy

  96. Uh…. that’s not even him! I’m not the biggest fan of Brandon Hilton, but these pics don’t look anything like him. This guy’s nose isn’t the right shape and his lips are a lot bigger than Brandon’s. Look at them side by side. These are fakes.

  99. omg
    its a funny shape
    it bends
    its pointy
    its nasty
    i bet AV searched high and low for these
    hahah il him go AV!!!!!!!!!!

  106. lmfao and EWWWWWW hahahhahah
    what do you have to say to this brandon, id love to know? i cant wait..were gonna be all “jealous of him” hhaha

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