Girl, seriously. We don’t expect you to be perfect. In fact, we love you precisely because you’re such a hopeless mess. But we were disappointed to learn that you still haven’t evolved beyond tawdry cellphone n00dz. If you’re going to take naughty pictures, then you might as well fart baby eels out your ass for ten grand a poop. No more of this $150 bullshit.
We’re not going to post your uncensored n00dz here, but we’re sure as hell not going to spend all fucking day long removing them from our comments.