Meet Kris with a K, a tatted and sexy but otherwise worthless douchebag from Ohio who’s well-known both on Stickam and in LA’s scene:

Like so many other delicious str8 boys, Kris hated where he lived.  He had fucked every girl in his little pissant town and needed someplace more cosmopolitan.  So when the studpuppy hit us up for a place to crash in LA, we were only too happy to oblige.  Kris wanted to move to LA permanently, immediately, and didn’t want to expend any more energy than absolutely necessary.

For a little while, everything was magical.  Kris was in the city he loved.  He partied at the trendiest clubs.  He dined at the best restaurants.  But of course, some bitch had to fuck shit up.  They always do.  To be precise, this bitch right here:

Her name is Natalie, but in-the-know trolls might be more familiar with her from Kris’s Formspring as “baby momma.”  So called because the bitch says she’s pregnant.  With Kris’s baby.  And she was none too pleased that Kris was flashing those nipples of his for all of Los Angeles to see.  In fact, she went off-the-charts ballistic.  It is not without a grimace that we recall her nonstop barrage of txts and phonecalls, demanding that he get the firm tight ass back home.
Now, Kris is str8.  And the one downfall of all str8 boys is that they are stupid.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  And Kris was so stupid, that he thought if he went back to Ohio and tried to raise the kid, things would be OK.  But apparently things weren’t OK, because last night Kris posted Natalie’s n00dz.
Maybe the trolls among you won’t think this is a big deal.  Posting an ex’s n00dz is de rigeur—required, as the French say.  However, posting the n00dz of the expectant mother of your own child strikes StickyDrama as about as lulzy as things get.  Far more lulziness, it should be added, than boys of his cuteness typically deliver.  (Have you ever seen Dennis Hegstad do something this funny?)  We asked Kris, whatever could have provoked him to such an extreme act?

So what’s next?  For starters, StickyDrama is fairly confident that we’re going to have Kris back again.  Because now there’s some crazy pregnant stripper out for his blood, and he really needs to get back to safe and warm LA.
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36 COMMENTS

  1. lol i love how herpes is the way to try and ruin people i probably did fuck your sister but herpes? no i just got blood work and so did the girl i “got pregnant” no herpes for meeeee:) haha tell your sister to check out the other whores shes fucked:)

  3. I shit you not, my sister fucked ‘kris with a k’ a while ago, a huge drunken mistake because she now has herpes. Big surprise right? But just be warned about this no good douchefag. He ruined my sister’s life.

  5. Meh. The proportions aren’t that good at all, and her face is so average it might as well just be blurred out.
    Hell, she cuts it off on all those pics herself.

  10. Why would she be mad about her n00dz in the first place? She’s A STRIPPER. I don’t think she has a problem w ppl seeing her naked.

  11. lol if he wasnt blurred out you can clearly see he is about 5 feet behind me. that is called good angles with the camera . if i was gay i would be living the life in good ol’ DTLA

  12. this is bs
    he is gay if he was straight he would not let any of yaa lick his ass
    straight I don’t think so

  14. ^ lol. LOL.
    Anyway, it’s funny how the pregnancy appeared after he escaped from the crazy bitch. DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST. If there’s even a pregnancy.

  15. lol also i didnt gay for pay i stayed there as long as he would let me without putting out. i am prolly the only straight guy to go there and not get sucked or fucked

  18. Just to clarify some of the comments:
    1. I did not fly Kris out here. He got two fugly bitches to DRIVE him here.
    2. Natalie did not tell Kris she was pregnant until AFTER he was already in LA. He was at my place when she told him, I saw the crestfallen look on his face.
    3. It is not weird that I take advantage of guys who take advantage of girls. It’s poetic justice.

  19. Sticky should front up the money for a DNA test, and get the stripper and Mr Rubberducky tattoo in front of a camera to read them out.

  22. hes fucking hot <3
    just cuz that crazy slutty bitch screwed up her life doesent mean she needs to try to ruin his. if she is pregnant its probably someone elses baby because shes a dirty slut.

  23. never stick your dick in crazy? are we forgetting he left his pregnant girlfriend, essentially giving a big ‘fuck you’ to his responsibilities as a father, so that he could go gay for pay in LA.. yeah I’d be prettttty pissed too. get a vasectomy Kris..and attempt to take care of the innocent YOU brought in to the world with a fucking stripper. then again, atleast she has a job..

  28. haha hes not even hot. hes just some guy off myspace who the stickydrama guy was attracted to so he brought him to la to let him bum off him for a while.

  31. Happy days!
    Lolololololololol.
    Lesson learned: never, ever, ever stick your dick in the crazy – but if you DO, always use protection.

  32. I can’t even believe what you guys did to this guy, I mean he needs to take care oh his child, he does not need any protection from you at all!
    this place sucks

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