Recently we had the splendid occasion to catch Jake Wolf blabbing away about his ex-girlfriend Kiki Kannibal. Here’s what he had to say:
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Mama Kannibal, the floor is yours.
http://twitter.com/jakefuckingwolf
http://twitter.com/mmmkikikannibal
He totally almost said her REAL age, which he caught himself. She’s 17. Bottom line.
he’s definitely talking about taking care of the chlamydia, not the diabetes.
hes a nasty piece of shit,
im surprised someone like him could get a 10 like Kiki
Probably because it’s a lie.
Why is it that everyone wants to make the shittiest mydrama posts possible, but when they have something to say that could make a more than adequate post, they put it in the 1,000th comment on some week-old thread? Really. Why?
Okay, I’m really surprised someone hasn’t outed her for this… but Kiki is pregnant. And no, not by Jake. By this other garage band florida kid named Adam. Jake cheated on her so many times she finally cheated on him. I don’t know if they didnt use a condom or if it broke but she is definitely pregnant. I’m Dakota’s friend’s sister and Dakota slipped one night on the phone that Kiki is having a hard time going through with an abortion, but finally decided to do it and needed some time to recover emotionally and couldn’t take the psychotic harassment if Jake ever found out. I kind of feel sorry for her to be honest, even though she is a bitch IRL too.
Oh, so he doesn’t actually like those things? ):
People are only concerned with correctly pronouncing the names of people they like.
Her name is Kirsten, you dumb fuck. It’s pronounced key-ear-sten.
“live vicariously through her sevent…..”
“STOPPP”
then they stop.
so kiki is 17 years old…there you go
@Victoria Laza He’s a gigantic poser, and he tries way too hard.
Are the ‘dummy’ tattoos for real? That’s way too retarded
^no, he’s just trying to be avant-garde. jake doesn’t have an original bone in his body.
He talks like a cunt, and his music is shit, but he is HOT and he has Charlie Chaplin and Frank Sinatra on his page, which are two of my three favorite people EVER. And he’s got Patrick Bateman on there. I’d say this guy is fuckin’ sweet.
Face tattoos are probably going to disqualify him from burger flipping. I wouldn’t want that disgusting freak touching food.
LOL, NO WAY IN HELL JAKEWOLF HAS FUCKED MORE THEN 5 GIRLS HES FUCKING PATHETIC, HEY JAKE, EVER THINK OF GETTING A REAL JOB/CAREER? YOUR SHITTY MUSIC AND TATS WILL ONLY GET YOU WORKING MINIMUM WAGE AT SOME BURGER FLIPPING JOINT PIECE OF SHIT !
i heardd through the grapevineee i fucking love that song =)
wow this is a generation of low standard sleezy cumguzzling sluts with “I would fuck him” comments.
kiki is not 18. she’s 17. her mom even said it in one of her videos on stickam when they were talking about the age gap between her and jake.
ngl, i would totally fuck jakewolf.
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