You know, dear readers, StickyDrama has been calling Matthew Lush a two-faced stereotype for about 3 years now. But lately we’ve grown flat-out disgusted by his dancing-4-dollars gimmick.

The 20-something-year-old spamgod isn’t a spring chicken anymore. His fake marshmallow-soaked-in-honey smile isn’t able to sell as many crappy t-shirts as it did in his teens.  At least, that’s our best guess, since he recently bitched on both YouTube and Twitter (hey, why not Plurk, Matthew?) that there were only 4 dollars in his bank account.


Cry us a fucking river. A broke e-celebrity … a tragedy … such a tragedy.  And as if a broke e-celeb wasn’t rare enough, there is disturbing evidence that Lush might be a big flaming phony as well.  What are the odds of that!  Anyway Hislatestvictim, whoever the fuck she is, wrote as much on a recent formspring response:

It is unclear how Stacey here knows Lush, but her opinion of his character coincides perfectly with our own.  He’s the stereotypical faggot who gives normal cocksuckers a bad name.  PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON.
http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod

64 COMMENTS

  1. am i the only one who thinks he sounds like the talking shark/jaws (also other animal characters) in family guy? ^^

  2. I would actually buy him some food on the condition that he wear a head to toe black latex suit and I can keep him in a cage. Every once is a while I’d signal he can come out by shocking him with a cattle prod.

  3. Surely, he must be selling his body by now. His asshole probably looks like an old prolapsed vagina. Really icky!

  4. Yeah I agree w/ two posts above; Danny Noriega and Matthew Lush were made for each other. They are just alike, but Danny Noriega is more of a wannabe following in Lush’s footsteps. He even produced tshirts come on! lol
    Maybe they should get married they have so much in common.

  5. He really sucks at trying to manipulate people. Matthew makes money. He’s a youtube partner and even his shitty 4,000 views make him a little dough. He’s also pretty much a god at the internet. I’m not sure if hes a hacker or not but I know he knows them and those guys have no rules. They can steal money with the drop of a hat. People need to stop giving him stuff, he doesn’t need it. Didn’t he stay with that guy Derek in MN for like 3 months rent free! He better have been giving him head or something.

  6. OMG Danny Noriega needs to collaborate with Matthew so we can kill two turds with one big ass plane crash.

  7. PETA won’t help him because they only help animals and he is not an animal. The and he is not a vegan either cum is an animal product hypocrite.
    Too bad he won’t read this shit so he can see what people really think.

  8. Why won’t PETA come to his aid since he’s done so much outstanding work for them…
    (lolz)
    Ya Matt, lose the gay voice act – start acting like a normal human being – eat some real food and get a damn job.

  9. hes fucking annoying he needs to grow up and realize that he needs a job and his own shit now,honey life goes on and ur still trying to hold on to ur “e-fame” ur so old and ewwwww now gro the fuck up!

  10. Well I for one am not for Matthew Lush. Not in the least bit. But maybe he is just stealing someone’s internet. LA has TONS of places you can connect with a Wireless Laptop. And the location of the video is probably a pool park in LA.
    Anyways, he’s a mooch. The guy will never go far in life begging his roams of emo-clad *clears throat* scene-clad fanbase for money. The gay accent is the worst I heard, and his emo-esque bleached hair is disgusting. Do yourself a favor Matt, do a NicKitty or AudioWh0rgasm and leave the interwebz. Start making your OWN money by WORKING and not asking/begging people to do the work for you. I heard McDonalds is hiring.

  11. Maybe he should realize the “e-fame” days are kinda dead compared to how they used to be, and try getting an education and getting a consistent paying job. Honestly, his life would fucking suck.

  12. You know who tries to act like him? Danny Noriega! From dannynoriega . com! he acts like a gay god, running around on stickam claiming to love all his fans when in fact hes a crybaby who talks crap about them behind their backs, especially those that send him pictures and stuff. some people have sent him laptops and lots of money, i just think its rediculous to “love” someone so much that you dont know them yet you spend your own money or max out your credit cards to give the retards with no life and no jobs all their money! what is up with this world?

  13. he only way this could be even more epic win is a few more posts of his demise show and we seem him get more and more primadonna sobbing to point his slits his wrists on cam.

  14. Awww it is kind of sad that his whole life was built on-line in a fantasy. I mean did his parents just not give a shit about him? He built up some fantasy world to make up for/give himself the life he thought he should have had and now it is falling apart. I feel sorta sad for him. I mean maybe he was just never “raised right” or something. Then again Hollywood is kind of fantasy land and his ego did get the better of him.
    Yes he is fake. Yes he preys on kids. But he was doing that long before he became an adult and somebody should have stepped in when he was a kid and gave him some guidance to prevent him from preying on kids. Now it’s too late he’s an adult and people think “he should know better”, but it’s not so easy when you’ve been doing things a certain way most of your life. And nobody cares or is willing to help or worse you don’t even know where to go to get help for your addictions and psychological problems. He has a long road ahead.
    And while he’s on that road I shall run him over!

  15. What nobody bought your shirt off at the Hot Topic website?! But you put SO much creativity into it.
    And now he is begging for money… in what has to be the most disgusting and hypocritical manner I have ever seen. Apparently he has enough money pay for internet services so I say fuck off you lying cheating faggot!
    Oh how I wish you could read this so you would know how I feel about your selfish actions.
    I work with kids from violent situations many who have NOTHING. Some are child prostitutes, some are abused beyond repair. And your fucking sorry ass has the gall to ask for money after you manipulated young children and preyed on them for their money.
    Well I’m sorry but I gave my money to a homeless man in the wheelchair on Mission Street in SF (true) asshole.
    So quit preying on children, if you want to do that become a priest and maybe God will save you. Hell they’ll even protect you. You are the “Gaygod” right? So call up the pope…
    And if you’re hungry eat dumbass…even in LA I know they have fucking fruit trees. Just pluck something, wash it, and then eat. Or you could take that money and go to BK and not starve. Or if you’re really hard on cash maybe that other has been Jeferee Star will loan you his last $10.
    Is it bad to feel so good about the demise of somebody you hardly knew. Sorry but it just feels so good that he is finally falling after all the bullshit he pushed to our youth and the money he stole from them like he was some bank executive.
    To be serious for a moment though: Matthew get professional help. You are sick preying on young children and need help. This can only lead down a dark path. Asstart!

  16. yea hes not attractive, hes flaming gay, and has extremely ugly hair. What less can you ask for?

  17. p.s.
    he needs a different haircut. his hairstyle makes him look bald-er and just making him look even more older.
    matt, head down to vidal sasson. a haircut from a student is only 10 bucks, so i hope you sell a t-shirt soon.

  18. when did he age like 10 years? anyway, i’d agree with the comment about him getting into porn. i’ve seen some ugly ass guys in porn, so i imagine it’d be pretty easy for matt to become porn’s next power bottom. maybe a bareback gangbang?
    i imagine he thinks he’s above getting a real job?

  19. Honestly I am just super sick & tired of Matthew. He’s really fake, at first you couldn’t really tell. Now it’s to the point where when I see him he makes me sick.

  20. He wont get a job anytime soon due to his fucking high ego. Kids never learn especially e-celebs or in his case has been.

  21. Whenever I say this, I always get told that I’m jealous or something. But I seriously think he’s so unattractive… and even MORE unattractive is his undying belief that he’s adorable. I wish he would die, because he exploits good causes [gay rights, animal rights] just to make himself seem superior.

  22. maybe i’m old-fashioned…but why doesn’t lushy just get into porn? I mean, he’s decent enough looking to at least get a few jobs (no pun intended) lined up. …although, i have seen his dick and did anyone else think it looked kinda like a red charms lollipop?
    weird.

  23. I agree, with the above comment.
    I really shows how pathetic and lazy you are.
    He isnt even cute. And it isnt hard to get a job. At least go to school or something. geez

  24. i wish these little brats would stop sending him food. sticky offered the lazy, uneducated brat $100 for a scan of his ID and lush ignored him.

  25. maybe the faggot should get off the damn computer and get a job instead of sitting around bitching about an empty bank account. learn how to earn an honest dollar, fuck up

  26. It’s called sell your fucking laptop and stop bleaching your little strands.
    and the, Go try to find a fucking job.
    ORRRRR holla at Eden’s daddy. He needs some more kids.

  27. I think someone needs to send him a letter with a scorpion inside. It would prove to be quite the “goodie”.

  28. Pretty soon he will have no one to use. People can only put up with so much bullshit. He needs to grow the fuck up.

  29. Who the fuck really says that they have about $4 in their account, and that they’re eating less than an infant -_-”
    Grow the hell up already and GTFO of the internet already you used up pedo

  30. maybe he can sell himself on craigslist and give hollywood handjobs like some other pathetic clown hooker

  31. He has this FAKE bubblegum image that he’s trying to keep up & It’s slowly falling apart. He’s in his fucking 20’s, he’s a slut, he’s fucking broke, and he’s just fun to laugh at now. Win post.

  32. hes not an e celeb anymore he just keeps trying to hold onto his fame and needs to grow the fuck up already. the few fans he has anymore are going to learn how fake he is eventually.

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