Jeffree Star and Chris Crocker have now been spreading the word that they are dating. Atrocities such as this tend to occur when talentless e-whores feel they’re on the 14th minute of their 15 minutes of fame.

Take two disgusting cocksuckers, neither of whom can sing, act, dance, write, paint or do other than be disgusting cocksuckers. Watch the stupidity of the online herd make them insanely popular for no good reason. Allow their novelty to expire so that they feel themselves fading away into the irrelevance whence they came—and what do we get? A recipe for lame publicity stunts that only confirm their waning celebrity.

Seriously—and this also applies to another e-famous couple who have apparently reconciled and announced their engagement—if a relationship is genuine, why the need to publicize it? Why shamelessly draw so much attention to intimate moments and communications, which everyone knows should be kept private?
Jeffree & Crocker … Hock & whatever he’s sticking his dick into now … when will they just do pop culture a favor and OD ?
http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar
http://youtube.com/itschriscrocker

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  5. Jeffree is an untalented fugly piece of shit but he could even do better than Chris Crocker. Both are VILE.

  6. They are starting the anal olympics together. It will have fag events like who can dress in girls clothes the fastest, singing along to madonna, and Name that Condom! (with the wrapper off) etc

  13. Team America sings a song perfect for this.
    EVERYONE HAS AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS.

  15. DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER WHEN MATTHEW LUSH TRIED TO RIDE JEFFREE’S PATHETIC COAT TAILS TO E-INFAMY?
    ITS ALREADY BEEN DONE CHRIS.
    THEY POSTED A KISSING VIDEO AND PICTURES JUST LIKE THIS, AND WENT LIKE ON STICKAM ABOUT 10 TIMES AFTER IN MATTS CHAT… MOST OF WHICH THEY SPENT MAKING OUT OR GRINDING TO GET PEOPLE TO SPAM THE CHAT WITH PLEAS TO SEE MORE.
    EVENTUALLY THEIR TIES SEVERED. AS CAN BE SEEN IN MATTS UBER BLOG WHERE HE CALLS JEFFREE A BAD ROLE MODEL FOR BEING SO VIOLENT.

  28. WTFFFF!!
    HAHAHAHHAA
    EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWW.
    They’re both ugly fawks!
    I didnt even watch the video.
    its pointless.
    I rather watch hock rape some 10 yr old then watch that shit.
    That she is fucked up.

  34. I think Chris Crocker is hot. Jeffree Star, not so much.
    Actually, if this is a publicity stunt its working.
    And, Chris Crocker has more talent then Jstar. At least he can act.
    Kind of.

  37. ew, that is one of the grossest things i’ve seen in a while.
    lawll js.
    their egos will definatly kill one another,
    hey this dating thing could have a good out come.
    Jeffree and Chris, gone in one day.
    2 birds with one stone ayee,
    lawl.

  44. never will i understand why people care enough to announce their new weekly ‘love’ to the world.
    i’d personally rather no more information about the happiness in others lives, its not interesting, just when it crumbles is when it starts to get interesting.

  45. Chris has always been superfunny and stuff,
    but jeffree is a bigheaded cocky person/thing,
    and jeffree is gonna turn chris into a selfabsorbed bitch like he is.
    I can see it already.

  46. Chris and Jeffree are both absolutely fucked in the brain, but Chris in a more fun way than Jeffree, he’s more of an arrogant selfabsorbed bitch kind of person. Shit will splatter soon.

  47. ewwwwwwwh.
    chris croker is fucking disgusting. eckkk. D:
    jeffree is a fucking ugly, stupid cunt who cant sing FOR SHIT.
    i think theyre perfect for each other.
    oh, and that kiss was just sooo gross. i saw it on buzznet, and 10 seconds into the kiss, i lost my dinner.
    🙁

  49. WoW… two people are dating? OMG.. what is the world coming to!!!
    Remind me why this is somet anyone should care about?

  59. God I just threw up in my mouth a little.
    Worst couple ever, like seriously this is something people would joke about in a kind of mortified way. “OH MAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE IF JEFFREE STAR AND CHRIS CROCKER EVER GOT TOGETHER? GODD, HAHAHA.”
    They’ll be over in a few weeks once they realize there isn’t enough room in the relationship for both them and their egos, js.

  61. Oh well there goes my breakfast, Lunch, and dinner.
    Dx
    Come on Jefree Star can do WAY BETTER!

  68. Ew. That was the NASTIEST sounding kiss ever. If this is real, not for very long. They will claw each others eyes out sooner or later.

  76. LMFAO @ AIDS.
    I like both of them .. as a person, but idk if I can take them together… the level of cattyness might get SUPERULTRA HIGH.
    IDK
    Wel… good luck to them.
    -AV

  78. well hmmm… if this is real, im happy for them, if its a stunt, i feel sorry for them.

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