Recently we had the splendid occasion to catch Jake Wolf blabbing away about his ex-girlfriend Kiki Kannibal. Here’s what he had to say:
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Mama Kannibal, the floor is yours.


  1. PLEASE PUT THE TOP PIC ON STICKY NOODZ UNCENSORED!! OR SOMEONE POST A LINK ON HERE WITH IT<3 Mmm Mmm mmmmmm, even though it looks big on here i know irl it's tiny. He's just good with angles.

  2. I thought the ‘he loves me’ poster was some anon person being sarcastic, but judging from the fact that that dirty failbeast does seem to get lots of sleazy idiot pussy, it probably wasn’t.
    Jakewolf’s catching all the spare idiot tail that normally would have been swept up by Hock.

  3. 3 weeks is a good marker to use for changing most habits. ie, being stuck in an e-celeb cycle, being stuck in bad relationship cycles, etc.

  4. that thinks he loves you, Jake or one of his many groupies from Florida probably wrote that—Out of the 120 girls he fucked, he couldn’t find one that wasn’t conceited and/or bossy?? He uses the dumb ones that are easy to manipulate. You are sorely mistaken if you think he really loves you and that you are different. Besides if you were really secure about how much he loves you, I am pretty sure you wouldn’t be mentioning it here. In actuality your lifeless paragraph was obvious bullshit, and you probably don’t even know him. Either that or you are REALLY FUCKING STUPID!

  5. “Don’t tell me what to do!” He can’t handle Jenny flemball voice telling him not to talk about it. hahaha. SHe kept interrupting him. She really does have a dopey, dur, dur, duh voice! She sounds so dumb and like she has a clot stuck in her throat with a mucous lisp.

  6. Did anyone else notice towards the end of the video he says, “I’ve already hit that pussy. I don’t care if I hit it again.” No wonder why Kiki was upset about him going back to Texas. This guy cheats on her several times, changes his plans regularly and yanks her around and treats her like shit. I pretty much think that would cause a lot of fights in any relationship. He’s a complete stupid, shithead. He said he doesn’t talk about Kiki and yet here he calls her immature. That’s funny coming from a guy who does the most fucked up immature things in his relationships. What he did to Kiki was immature and what he just did to that JAcquelyn girl was immature.

  7. His dick is the only good part of him and thats even rotten and dirty.
    Let’s just ignore him and maybe he’ll go away.

  8. HAhahaha oh man kiki is obviously sick and hates herself.
    That chick kept telling him to shutup when he’d say something personal.
    Both her and koti have anorexia i bet, mama kannibal should be so proud.

  9. We’re in love. I know he’s fucked over a lot of girls, but when he tells me he loves me, I can tell by the way he says it that he means it. He just needed the right girl, a not a bossy, conceited bitch. Those puppet tats should be on her face. Her mom’s the one with her hand up her ass having her regurgitate her BS. He’s right though, can’t blame her. Once you go Wolf you never go back. Plus his music is amazing, who couldn’t fall for him?

  10. first picture of him licking between his dirty over-tattooed hands looks like he is actually licking a big hair dirty vagina.

  11. even though jakewolf is gross. and used people in tx. and abandoned his band. and di nothing but groom his internet fame by sitting on the computer all day and crying like a little bitch when he lost his mac’s charger. he still is better than kiki.

  12. Kiki believes pot smokers a are ‘gross losers’ yet she finds that disgusting mess fuckable.
    Kiki making perfect sense – as always.

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