could have been fed and clothed for a year with the amount of money StickyDrama spent pwning Stickam.  But could any of those babies, even if they all worked together, paint us a picture as lulzy as this:

The local photographer we had hired to take professional shots of the pwnage emailed the above image earlier today, lightly retouched to correct for LA’s infamous smog.  The view is from a rooftop in historic MacArthur Park, a vacation resort in the 1800s and now home to crackheads and illegals.  The pilots at NationalSkyads.com were nice enough write the message 3 times, until our photographers finally got the shot we wanted.  We recommend them for engagement announcements or pwnings of your own—you never know who’ll see your message, like the suckably single Ryan who sent us another great pic take from one of LA’s freeways.

Since everyone’s dying to know, we spent a grand total of $2900 on the stunt:  $1800 for the skywriting, $1000 for the photographer and $100 to rent a rooftop in the ghetto.  According to FeedTheChildren.org, that much money would feed and clothe 24 African babies for a year, specifically Kenyan ones with horrible deformities.

OK, we felt a little guilty, so we decided to donate $60 for real.  Please click on the deformed African baby stuffing his face and go make a donation.

Oh yes, dear readers:  We took it that far.

At 3pm on the dot, all of Los Angeles came to a screeching halt, as movie stars and illegal immigrants alike stared at the sky and asked in unison, “What the hell is that?!”

The high-resolution photos taken by a professional photographer won’t be ready until Monday, but StickyDrama was present during the pwnage and took a few quick shots to post today.  We could not help but chuckle at the few hardcore yuppies who quit yapping on their bluetooth earpieces for a moment to admire our handiwork; security guards emerged from their front desks, perhaps wary of some terrorist attack; one Stickam employee sent us a txt that the message could be seen from their house; after a few minutes, at least 2 helicopters circled the Bank Tower, apparently trying to get a glimpse at what the fuck was going on.

We had the pilots do 3 rounds of skywriting, in order to get the shot right.  The message read, “U GOT PWNT BY STICKYDRAMA.COM”—forgive the vernacular, we were limited to 25 characters.  While the wind might have distorted the lettering, we did not observe any typos.  ”STICKYDRAMA” was spelled correctly; suggestions that the planes wrote “STICKYBRAMA” are inaccurate, as the below photo proves:

StickyDrama has created content for cable television, but we will admit that a production of this magnitude was a learning experience.  Our next skywriting stunt, “STICKYDRAMA <3′S ADAM PARANOIA’S P33N,” will be even better.

In an effort to comply with certain requirements of future StickyDrama sponsors and affiliates, we’re making several changes to our n00dz site.  It is not gone but will be under construction for a little bit until we make everybody reasonably happy.  To show our readers what StickyDrama thinks of their opinions on the matter, we’ve disabled comments for this post.

If you thought that the City of Los Angeles would have any safeguards in place to prevent StickyDrama from hiring a skywriting company to create cloud messages above Stickam’s headquarters—well, you thought wrong. 

That’s right, dear readers.  On New Year’s Day, at some point between 3-4pm PST, five airplanes are going to write whatever the fuck StickyDrama wants directly above the U.S. Bank Tower in downtown LA.  One might be inclined to think, after that foiled terrorist attack against the Bank Tower in 2002, a faggot would at least have to go to City Hall and apply for a permit or something.  Nope!  You just call the company and say your credit card numbers and send five airplanes flying toward the tallest building on the West Coast, and that’s all there is to it.  Apparently at an altitude of 10,000 feet, neither the local nor federal government has any jurisdiction, or doesn’t bother to regulate.  

As our readers know, if it wasn’t capped then it never happened; and so we’re capping it.  With one of those gazillion Megapixel Nikon cameras.  We could print billboards of the damn thing.  Probably will.

Owing to complexities of skywriting, guaranteeing the message will be written at a precise time is not possible.  But Los Angelenos with a good view of the downtown skyline might want to look up starting at 3pm.  The message will be twenty-five characters, stretch five miles long and last for five minutes.  If nothing has happened by 4pm, then somebody probably fucked up and StickyDrama will be so pissed that red hot laser beams of flaming semen will shoot out of our eyes and incinerate everything in our sight.

But assuming everything goes fine, StickyDrama readers are welcome to join our Post Pwntage Party at The London West Hollywood.  Send us message on AIM for details.  We would say come ask us in our chatroom, but the fucking thing keeps crashing every 2 minutes.  Sleeping employees, failing servers—crack the whip already, Kishioka!

StickyDrama, who right now is staying across the street from Stickam at the Westin Bonaventure in downtown Los Angeles, received the following email while scouting for Sticky House locations.  Apparently one Stickam employee is upset by the actions of his co-worker Charlotte Bullen, and has come to StickyDrama to air his grievances.  

Charlotte is a Stickam admin who, as her anonymous co-worker proves with cellphone photos taken inside the Bank Tower offices, sleeps and does homework on the job.  Her co-worker further alleges that Charlotte manipulated AVC’s Human Resources department into unfairly terminating another employee who had complained about her sleeping.  We herebelow post the email and photos sent to us, almost exactly as we received them:

Aside from minor grammatical and stylistic polishing, and the removal of Charlotte’s manager’s name, the story is directly from the mouth of a present Stickam employee.  Although we do not know this employee’s identity, we have confirmed the essential details of his story with other Stickam employees whom we know well enough.  

Given the hours of her work shift, StickyDrama suspects that Charlotte is the good-for-nothing cunt admin who was kicking StickyDrama out of our own chatroom for such petty offenses as typing out sexually suggestive text, but not streaming or linking any nudity or pornographic imagery.  

Needless to say, we hope the bitch gets fired and ends up selling churros on Figeroa.

http://myspace.com/therealcharstar

The Hock Online Empire blew its last flat tire.  He may not have been banned from Myspace like he has been from numerous other sites, but that was for the better because tonight, something better than a myspace ban occured before many watchful eyes.

The post first surfaced in Mydrama about 9:40PM EST.  A small team of individuals obtained access to John Hock’s Myspace and main AIM accounts.  They quickly worked to deface and obliterate Hocks approximate 40,000 friend count and cruise through his messages posting n00dz of girls dumb enough to give them to Hock.  The friend count hit rock bottom and saw John there.  Now his top four are the ones who brought him down.

Truly epic work.  All his work, all his efforts evaporated in a matter of minutes.  The best part was watching the friend count diminish till finally there was not a single friend.  Right where it belonged.

http://www.myspace.com/johnhockftw

Center for Lollatology <3

Ms. Hock was apparently live this morning, begging for money and making it public how horny he was.
At some point he stood up to show his wood. Which wasn’t morning wood, just horniness.

We’ve all seen the REAL deal, actually, We’ve all seen enough of his STD’s infested body. But I figured I’d show the cap and see if it gets him banned once again. Some people never learn.

Merry Xmas yall!

http://www.stickam.com/johnhock69

Love,
Anthony Vanity

In late November, we posted an article with a simple critique about Lil Miss Paige.  We pointed out that she may have let go of herself a bit while nurturing her newly founded business.  She followed through with a video response which was posted on her profile.  She admits in the video that she doesn’t ‘give a fuck’ affirming our critique.  She lays it on pretty thick claiming posts like that are contributing to things like the recent webcast suicide that had happened a few days before her post was published.

We are pure as the wind-driven snow… and contributing to no such thing as webcam suicides.  How dare she?!  If anything, we are fighting to distract those who would have self destructive thoughts!  We deserve a fucking Nobel peace prize bitch!  jk.  But she does look great in the video.  In the interest of fairness and hearing both sides, we thought we would share it.

Oh and Merry Xmas!

http://www.stickam.com/littlemisspaige

Center for Lollatology <3

StickyDrama owed Hey0oxjon a few favors, he decided to cash them in all at once.

In return for Jon’s supplying StickyDrama with the bulk of our “DF” n00dz series, we are obliged to post these nauseating pictures of Erika, who will spread open her heavily-trafficked pussy and let Jon flood her guts with hacker venom.  (We’re not kidding—she’s a self-professed “StickyDrama groupie” and is really prostituting herself to be posted here.)

For the record, StickyDrama is only repaying a debt, because we are a faggot of our word.  Furthermore, we find ourselves overcome by an intense loathing for this skank who made such a request, and fully encourage our readers to unleash all their malevolence upon her.

Dumb slut.

http://stickam.com/erikarockstarmofo

http://myspace.com/erikarockstarbamf

Some of you might recall Christopher Harrison Olive AKA chrisEPIDEMIC. But just in case you don’t, I’ll remind you. Chris was part of StickyDrama history, to be THE ONE, to release AUDIOWHOREGASM’s  1st n00dz.

Chris had 3 warrants on him for failing to show up to 3 court hearings for speeding tickets. On the morning of December 17th, 2008, Chris was arrested and will be spending 6 months in jail.

There is a bail, however, no one cares to know the amount or to pay.

Chris is straight and adorable, we can’t wait to hear the stories about butt rape in jail cells 6 months from now.

Jail + Scene kids, a match made in heaven.

PS: If you can get  his mugshot please let us know. We would LOVE to see it

APPARENTLY, CHRIS LIKES TO PLAY JAIL JOKES. AND EVERYTHING WRITTEN BEFORE IS A HUGE LIE. WELL, I AIN’T LAUGHING.  SO IF YOU KNOW CHRIS’ WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE LET US KNOW, SO WE CAN GET HIM IN JAIL FOR REAL. FOR HAVING SEX WITH A 12YO GIRL CALLED CHELSEA AND A FAT ASS 14YO, WHILE HE WAS 19YO.  LET’S PLAY CATCH  CHRISTOPHER.

THANKS!

http://www.stickam.com/eyy_brahh
http://www.myspace.com/11759021

Love,
Anthony Vanity